Lots of people talking about spring. We in the North especially. If I could only see one small patch of green grass ... I would happily roll around nekid in it. That might explain my recent recollection of my great round of golf with none other than Olga the Traveling Bra . You see, last year she arrived in a fed EX box and spent the week with me. Yes, a man and his pal "the bra" I like to call "Cuppie" for short. Saying Olga the Traveling Bra over and over gets tiring for an old Hollydale Mayor as myself.
Golf Guy: You know Speedy, we have all come to know you as a bit of a loonie, and it is alright with us, but to bring an BRA golfing is really weird.
Cuppie: Watch it Mr. plaid slacks ....
Speedcat: You tell em` Cuppie!
Golfguy: I must have taken to much cough syrup this morning, cause I just heard Miss lacy bra talking to me
Cuppie: You ain't seen nothin yet ....Speedcat: Well, lets tee off! The lady in the clubhouse is looking at our group with her phone in hand.
Golfguy: Tag one Speedcat !!!
Cuppie: umm, Speedy .... WHAT are you dooooin??
Speedcat: Well, you seem to be the perfect size for a head cover on my Fukajima 460cc oversized Driver
Golf Guy: ohhh dear
Cuppie: Ohhh ! - I see, now I am a accessory?? I'll have you know that (cart takes off) weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Speedcat: Cuppie, can we get a shot with you and me by the Par 5 sign???
Cuppie: Speedy, do I really have a choice??
Speedy: Nope
Golfguy: Can I take the photo? This could be a famous blog picture!!!
Speedcat: Knock yourself out, dogCuppie: You are stretching my arms Speedy, men have no common sense. Meleah never pulled on my extremities .....
Speedcat: Did you say something??? ..... " SAY CHEEESE " !!!!
Speedcat: EXTREMITIES ???
Golfguy: HA HAAAAAAAAA !!! This is the weirdest golf day ever
Cuppie: Put me back on the Fukajima 460 and hurry up the pace - people are pointing, and you know I do not like pointers
Speedcat: Ohh yeah? ... how about a few golf lessons !
Golfguy: Bras cannot golf ... speak maybe, but there is NO WAY
EPILOGUE: Cuppie never did hit a golf ball, but did a lot of swinging in the wind. Speedcat and Golfguy were given a stern warning by the course ranger, and drove home laughing all the way. Memories are the fruit of winters leavless trees ...
33 comments:
Mammmmmmaries.....of the way were were....Oh Speedy...*sniff sniff*....you can use me for a club cover any ol' day!
GREAT POST!!!
MMMmmmmmmmmmmmmm-wah! :)
Funny thing ... when my old cell phone account was closed, I downloaded all the pictures from my mobile hosting site.
There were about 500 of them. It really WAS memory lane!! the last couple of years in a bottle.
I have often thought the Olga posts were some of my best, mostly because of the serious work I put into them. Good fun .... memooorieeeesssssssss
hug hug
Yah, well we do make a pretty swell pair if I do say so myself!
AND I DOOOO!!! :)
I have not checked my reader ... you haz new posts???
I'm hearing Streisand over here....
I haz new post...yes! :)
It was sweet Olga ... yet not bad for my waistline
Mimi ... I think I better add that song!!!!
Olga makes everybody look perky!
Dang a trip down memory lane..:)
Well, that story sounds par for the course. ;)
Ha ha! Speedy, you are one of a kind :O) Is that a good thing?
That bra really gets around. I'm glad you two had such a great time.
Have a terrific day Speedy. Big hug. :)
Hi Speedy. Looks like you and Olga had a wonderful golf outing. Hang in there and spring will get here eventually. Then you can go golfing again for real instead of just in your memory. Great photos and your post gave me a smile as always. :)
Happy Sunday to you.
Great post and a good 'proof' of that Golf is a gentlemen sport ;-)
.... an the only situation you appropriately may ask a woman to watch your balls :-)
Renny ......... HA HAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
I may use that soon :-)
Daisy ... I was never a photo kind of person (believe it or not) untill blogging hit me. Now I take photos of everything!
Thanks for all of your comments and support my friend ((big smile))
Sandee ... maybe you could send me something to do a post with. An old toothbrush named "Bristle" and I could go out to karaoke .... or something like that
Beetle ... for a blog, maybe !!!
AIR .... ahhhh, VERY nice !!!
Mammary lane Robert .... Mammary lane ;-)
Bee ... how true!
Amazing what the right support can accomplish.
great pics Speedy ...
I hope you and Olga are having tons of fun together ;) :)
Smmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooootch!
he he heeeee
Hey....we should play a round! he heee
Olga gets around!
It's my JOB Teena! :)
Oooooops....sorry, not MY comment box! ;)
It is a bras world !!!!
Hi Teena
Hi Oleen Cuppie
smooootch!!!
Cuppie, and Speedy playing in the cart. Until the moment Speedy lets out a fart! te he he
Ohhhhh, who said that?
Hey Speed, just hanging out here... :)
I love this post of yours! :) This is why I keep coming back here in the first place... :)
POST REQUEST! -
I really like this post! I know it's a re-post, but I wasn't around when you and Olga met. Do you have anymore photos of Cuppie & you??? ;)
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