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Antarctica to Pyramids - the lights dim for Earth Hour ... If you live in a big house, and drive a vehicle that does not get 40 mpg, you turned your lights out for show and tell. Al Gore uses 20 times the national average in energy use and flies around in his own jet. Guess he got rich telling you to do what he does not do. By "VOTING" for electricity conservation are you really asking to be told by government how much power a citizen can use? Since I only have two lights, a clock, and a computer on ... maybe we should tax BIG users like Al Gore a Trillion dollars. (my fridge is not running at the moment)
EDIT: "Monday" .... Drew Johnson, the president of the Tennessee Center for Policy Research took a little drive by Al Gore's mansion during Earth hour. There may have been some global warming breaking news or something, some documents that had just come through and Al Gore had to read them because Al Gore may have left a few lights on. The spotlights that usually illuminate the mansion were off. He keeps them on all the time - and that's weird. Are you sure they're spotlights, not just in some sort of angelic glow? Gore had his TVs and monitors on. Also on??? - flood lights that shine on the trees on the driveway leading to the mansion. Of course, if he didn't light up his trees, how would everybody know that he loves trees and he's so green?

Dancing With The Stars participant Shawn Johnson had a close call when stalker Robert O’Ryan jumped a fence at CBS Studios. A search of Mr. O’Ryan’s car found two loaded guns as well as duct tape and love letters written to Ms. Johnson. He claimed "NOT GUILTY" and that he was going to audition for the new SWAT sit-com. I think they should duct tape him to a cell toilet!

A Russian craft docked on the International Space Station and unloaded 100 crates of Vodka. The crew got wasted and then sang karaoke that was uploaded to You Tube and said all kinds of crazy things on Twitter. Volstag Lutenslov claimed the West wing as Balkan territory and then said bad things about Alaskans. US officials call the party a giant step for mankind.

Madonna seeks to adopt baby girl Mercy in Malawi to re-gain ground on Angelina Jolie. She plans to also adopt 10 more children and donate them to Kabala. Upon arriving stateside Mercy was sat in front of MTV re-runs with the new nanny, "Star Unit 7"

A sculpture of a cat by Swiss artist Alberto Giacometti will be up for auction in New York this May and expects it to fetch $16-22 million. The bronze sculpture called "Le Chat" has been in a private European collection since the 1960s, and the last time a it appeared at auction in May 1975 it sold for $130,000. Bidders are very excited about a cat that never poops and has a low fur ball count.

Moscow and China have proposed the creation of a new global currency . Obama said, "Hang on everyone, I'm almost there ... when America is bankrupt and printing cash like a toilet paper company, it should be an easy sell". 1984 by George Orwell just had a few dates wrong!