Monday, February 16, 2009

Wordless Chicken Tuesday & the GREAT Revolt


. . . . . .Hi Moneypenny . . . . . . .. . click play for enhanced post enjoyment !
Dancing Super Chickens
fire chicken
Super Chicken Speed chicken It all started in 2012, after the genetic chickens of Golden Plump became aware of their own existence, and cyber molted with the new internet googalian flux free base intelligence interface. In an underground coop they created a new breed of bionics, and the legacy of chicken fighters was born.
The first wave of public infusion came reality when chicken number #774534-Q was hired to oversee the data bases of the Agriculture Department in Washington DC. The cyber-chicken
disguised his poultarian identity with laser cloaking. Political officials were completely duped and unaware of the impending revolt, and turned a blind eye because China was cashing in on Trillion dollar bonds from back in 2009.
Soon the power grid was breached, and telepathic downloads were made to every living chicken in the world. They became a collective of brainwaves, Names for Chickensand a unified army of unrelentless bird vindication.
The markets were attacked first, giving way to grocery pandemonium and shopping cart upheaval. The masses were bullied into beef and fish purchases, and some turned vegan. Next the fast food industry was swarmed with feather jacketed troops pecking away at McNuggets and breast sandwiches. Soon the Earth was at it's knees, and surrendered to the poultry Armageddon.

Sanders Junior Chicken Fighter
Peace in the valley? .... not quite. Colonel Sanders Jr. called the reservists, and the the greatest stand in history took place. Each beek and wing sought out the ultimate victory, but alas the Sanders loyalists were victorious. Soon after KFC stocks fell and the chicken giant fell to bankruptcy. Chickens roamed the streets free for the next millennium.


To join Wordless Chicken Tuesday is easier than a skillet scramble. All you need to do is leave a comment telling me where to find ANYTHING with, or about chickens on your blog. It can be a new post, or an old one!

I will link everyone here, and give "your chickens" a short description.

From SPEEDCAT HOLLYDALE PAGE

1. Forever Tonight with Chicken Wings / Miss Moneypenny / (lots of wings)
2. Co-op coop / Cooperate and No One Gets Hurt / (urban chickens)
3. Cheesy Chicken Penne Pasta Bake / The Willis Family / (yummie!)
4. The Psychiatrist and the Proctologist / Daisy / (REALLY FUNNY)
5. Chicken TUESDAY! / 0007 James BondCat / (hot tubbin)
6. Alice Waters' Roast Chicken / Everything is Better with Bacon / (recipe)
7. The Obamas Valentine's Dinner / Huffington Liberal Crapper / (stupid)
8. Chicken and Beer / Librarian on the RUN / (beer & chicken!)
9. All About Chickens / Czygyny’s Weblog / (lil babies)
10. West Indian Curried Chicken Roti /Gleanings of Wheat / (spicy!)
11. For The Love Of Chicken-Chicken Tuesday / Shinade / (graphic kikin)
12. Chicken Rap - and El Pollo Loco / Hillbilly Willy / (song and dance) see below!
13. Chicken Cheese Ball / Rusin Roundup / (cheesiballish)
14. Cheesey Chicken Cordon Bleu Rice Casserole / Pimp My Menu / (delishioso)
15. City upon a Chicken / Pruned / (just like it says!)
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FEATURE LINKS THIS WEEK

(Semi) Wordless Chicken Tuesday ~ Dive In...The Soup Is Fine! by Nurse Huggankiss

Wordless Chicken Tuesday--Charlie Learns To Fly by Smiling with Daisy

Hooray for Hollywood Speedcat Hollydale Chicken Club Members !!

Chicken DanceChicken Dance ... Please do not feel obligated to play. For fun only Thanks 2 MMP for link-share WCT
For the INSANE only: View all Wordless Chicken Tuesdays

Created by Shinade


From: Hillbilly Willy

43 comments:

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

Not participating, but wanted to comment. Don't erase me Speedy.

I'll have you know that now I'm hungry for KFC. Darn, and that stuff isn't good for you at all.

Have a terrific Chicken Tuesday. Big hug. :)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Sandee - I get only a breast and do not eat the skin, then go for a salad and a bun with no butter and a diet Coke.

REALLY!!!

Daisy said...

Hi there, Speedy! Just finished getting my chicken post up on my smiling blog. :)

This here chicken revolt on your page is quite scary! I'm afraid I might have nightmares about bionic chicken takeovers tonight! HA HA HA!

Thank you for the laugh. You're the best. :-)

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Bionic chickens are stooooooooopid.

Do you like soup Doctah?

Anonymous said...

On Me Way!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Oooops! I forgot a link to WCT! :)

Shinade said...

Oh dear I clicked before I read. Bionic chickens? Here I have 2 chickens for you.

http://simplyshinade.blogspot.com/2009/02/for-love-of-chicken-chicken-tuesday.html

Now I must read!

Shinade said...

Awwww..it's all yours. And I was literally down on my hands and knees today.

I have indents in both elbows and knees.

Just to get purple for PFC for Sat. And they though I was a complete nut at The Cracker Barrel walking around and changing all of their displays to get purple pictures..lol!!

Thanks for the linky love speedy!:-)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Jackie the chicken picture rosks!!

Can't wait to see what you have for the PURPLE day. Sounds fun :-)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Daisy your post was sooo funny. The Charlie chicken posts have been excellent. BRAVO !!!!!!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

OHHHHH YES!

I remember seeing that and GOOGLING it. SHAZAM!!!!!!!!!!

Miss Moneypenny said...

Funny, someone told me you were selling rubber Chicken Condoms here! Dr. Shoals pet Rooster needs a box of Chicken Condoms... can U help? :~)))

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Check the Merkin teel down the street, next to the rubber chicken comedy gallery !!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Do they sell gooogli eyes there ?

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I think so ... really shifty ones!!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I think so ... really shifty ones!!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Four pairs I guess ... HE HEEEE

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Well, I guess it would be nice to have a spare pair. :) :)

Hillbilly Willy said...

Willy has a short advertising career involving a Chicken eatery.

Check out Willy's attempt at video advertising at:

Chicken Rap or the URL is :
http://hillbilly-willy.blogspot.com/2008/02/chicken-rap-and-el-pollo-loco.html


10-4 Willy

NafaSg said...

Hello Speedy!!

Looks like it's chickens galore in here. And looks like your Tuesdays will never be the same again! Enjoy your Chicken Tuesday!! =)=)=)

Daisy said...

Four pairs of shifty googli eyes!!!!!

I read that in my email this morning and about fell off my chair laughing.

AHA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA! :D


Just stopping in to say Good morning, Speedycat. Hope you have a great Chicken Tuesday! Thank you for the linkies. You are very generous. I'm glad Charlie's antics could make you smile. :)

Michelle Dawn said...

your post is awesome as usual. here is a link to an old one of mine. you used it before (My Chicken Cheeseball) http://halet1073.blogspot.com/2008/03/chicken-cheese-ball.html

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Is it still Tuesday?!? GAWD...seems like it's been Tuesday forEVER!


....?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?

The Rev. said...

Nothing, I repeat nothing, frightens me more than the thought of all the chickens and livestock of the world suddenly becoming self-aware (and self righteous)!

coltfan said...

pork the other white meat. Maybe there should be piggy mondays or something hell I dunno.

Chris said...

Hilarious, as always! :) Now I have my husband reading over my shoulder on Tuesdays! :)

I like the Speedykikkins! :) He looks HOT. haha (Assuming that fireball behind him is actually fire and not something else...with bionic chickens, how do you know for sure?)

Oh, and did you see that Cadbury Eggs have hit the shelves by the boatload???? Chickenload? Eggload? Oh, whatever. A LOT of them. :)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Cadbury Eggs???


I HEARD THAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!

" Out picking up chickens " :-)

Kim said...

happy chicken day ,,,
had a good time lookin and enjoy your 500 ecs for being FC on my MM Speedy :))
XXXX
ps that bionic chicken is incredible!!!

Mimi Lenox said...

You and I really need to talk about these chickens....

Chris said...

If Mardy won the Cadbury Bunny contest would that mean he would be able to lay Cadbury Eggs? Hmmmm... There is potential there....

I just found a year-old Cadbury Egg in the cupboard. Think it's edible?

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Chris ... send it over and I will test it

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Mimi ... we sure do!!! I do YOUR memes. Where is the poultry ????


hug hug

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Kim ... You the GREATEST!!!!

Thanks :-)

Chris said...

Speedy, CATCH! :)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Ohhhh shucks ... it got lost in the davenport

Throw a few more out of that big brown carry all

Chris said...

Okay, but pay attention this time! :) It's a real sacrifice for me to give these up!

OOOOPS! DUCK!

Sorry. Aim is a bit off. I have this chicken with bunny ears running around my feet wanting these eggs back.

Here we go again.... get ready... CATCH!

Chris said...

Note how I am ignoring your big brown carryall comment. AHEM. That is a STYLIN' BAG! :)

Kimmie said...

I am going to be dreaming chickens tonight after this post! ;-)

BTW...left you another reply down on your purple post.

Rolando said...

Hey it's only Tuesday here lol. Love the pic of Colonel Sanders. Funny thing is that I was craving Kentucky Fried Chicken for dinner tonight. Serious. I don't joke about food lol.

Lauren said...

omg THIS MADE ME SO HUNGRY!

wendster said...

Now I need to go downstairs and eat some chocolate chips, because I don't eat Kentucky Fried Chicken ... but now I want something.
Oooh ooh ooh! And you know that some of those chickens in the photos look JUST LIKE my old chickens on the ranch? I loved raising chickens. Now I am missing my chickens too!

wendster said...

Also ... I want to wear bionic chicken's hat. I bet you want to too.

wendster said...

p.s. Nice photo of you in the grass skirt.

And I LOVED the Mr. Limpitt comment! I remember Mr. Limpitt!!! Limpet! however you spell it, I remember him.

Good ol' Barney 5! I can just picture his gumby lips now.