Sunday, February 08, 2009

Urinal Deodorant Cakes & Sleestak

Urinal Deodorant Cakes Sleestak Obama pissing Welcome to the "How will you comment to THIS" post. Good luck !

61 comments:

RennyBA said...

It reminds me of a good old Beatles song: 'Lets Twist again' :lol:

Chris said...

I'm home. I'm sick. I have a fever.

AND THIS POST SOMEHOW SEEMS NORMAL.

Maybe I should get myself to the ER.

(I should have known better than to come over to this blog with a sore throat... laughter is NOT the best medicine for that! ouch!)

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

I'm almost at a loss for words here. I've a feeling he's going to pee all over himself here.

Leaving now Speedy. Have a terrific day. Big hug. :)

Miss Moneypenny said...

I hope you're not yellow showering into the Political Wind of Change! ;)

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

I think you need another nap. ;)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

So far ... so GOOD!!!

You people are GEENIUOS

dcr said...

I recall nuthin'
But I think his name was Bill
Or Al or Hey Barry.

He said he had one day of fun in his whole life
He said it was a noon on Tuesday
In a bar that faces a giant wild field
With an open roof, the skies the limit
He said, on his lunch break, huffing and puffing
And downing his beer, as best he can.

He went into the bathroom
Where the roof was gone, you see.
And he went into the air
Yellow showers floating up and up in the air.

Well, he ducked and he covered
Expecting it all to come down
Once the sun went down all over the wilderness field.

But, he didn't wait around
And went back to his drink.
He liked a good beer buzz early in his afternoon.
He put his bottles of beer
Across the countertop.
Then he lights every one with a match
From his thick, padded pockets
Before blowing and tossing them about.

All he wants to do
Is have some beer
Dangerously close to rush hour.
The bartender says, "No,
Have some coffee instead."

But Bill or Al or Hey Barry gets mad.
And storms from the bar,
Leaving his want ads behind,
Before cursing and cursing the bartender.

"All I wanna do," he says,
"Is have some beer...
Before the yellow showers come pouring back down!"
And he pulled up his skirt up over his suit,
And dashed away into the sunset.

I never saw him again.

Eric S. said...

You have entered an alternate dimension. A place where sites and sounds are reversed or turned upside down.

Certainly not the Twilight Zone, but something even more devious!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Eric S: For sure!! It does have that crazy zone appeal

Speedcat Hollydale said...

DCR .... Ohhh Yeah ???



(knock, knock, knock)
-Hey, let me in I gotta Go!
-Wait didn't you just Go like, a half an hour ago?
-Yeah, but I gotta go again!

Oh, no!
Got a girl with a really small bladder,
knocking on a bathroom door.
Busted in and she bearly made it,
she dribbled on the bathroom floor.
She would not believe me,
when I said: "Go before We leave"
We had bearly started drivin',
when she told me she's got to Pee.

When I try to drive I see her drink a bottle water
Always has to wizz and she wonders why I'm bothered
When she says "Pull Over!" she means, what she's sayin'
Runs to the bathroom just before she starts her sprayin'
You'd think a grown woman would have a better controll
A little "number one" shouldn't be so hard to hold
But she goes about a hundred times a day,
Meanwhile I stand outside the bathroom and I wait!

In the middle of the movie,
She gotta Pee
Everytime we start drivin'
She gotta Pee
She even did it in the shower
She gotta Pee
She's gotta go every hour!
She gotta Pee
Wakes me up while I'm sleapin'
She gotta Pee
To the toilet, she's a creapin'
She gotta Pee
We Go after dinner
She gotta Pee
Sometimes her friends go with her.

Got a girl with a really small bladder,
knocking on a bathroom door.
Busted in and she bearly made it,
she dribbled on the bathroom floor.
She would not believe me,
when I said: "Go before We leave"
We had bearly started drivin',
when she told me she's got to Pee.

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

'cuse me...I gotta pee.

intrepidideas said...

There's peed off. And there's peed on. Which one is this?

intrepidideas said...

Back to pick up my time piece.... Got it!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Watch it !!!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Olga ... take stall 2

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

....funny, my blog-mistress is pretty much exactly like the woman in your song...'cept for the dribblin' on the floor part.

Shinade said...

I hope you don't fall in that big hole!!

I too somehow find this normal. I think perhaps I should go lay down now too!!

have a good one...well, I suppose you already did huh?

LOL...jackie:-)

Shinade said...

Great picture of you and your granddaughter on the sidebar Eric!! she's beautiful!!:-)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Jackie .... I am blogging from the pit with my lap toppie!!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Thanks Shinade ... I just took that before she went home today ((smile))

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Olga!!!!!!!!

Oh, no!
Got a girl with a really small bladder,
knocking on a bathroom door.
Busted in and she bearly made it,
she dribbled on the bathroom floor.

dcr said...

At least I wrote my own parody "lyrics". ;-)

And, dang, I should have used "wheat field" instead of "wild field." Beer, wheat, they go together like beer and toast, you know?

intrepidideas said...

Can she pee uphill?

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Oh YES!!! But she doesn't dribble...has been know to take advantage of the great outdoors if necessary...

In fact....for a time there (back in the OLD days)...her friends would say "Where _____ goes....nothing grows!" AHAHAHAHAHA!!!

TMI TMI TMI!!!!!

intrepidideas said...

Someone asked me to go pee up a rope once. It was my boss, After I told him that since I was doing all of his work I should at least get half his pay! :)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Intrepid .... Say what???

HA HAAAAAAAAAA !@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Ohhhhh Olgeen .... I missed you so

(((( hug hug ))))

Speedcat Hollydale said...

DCR .... What makes you thyink I did not write my lyrics? I write for many musicians. (INCLUDING A.Yankovic)

Check the credits on the album

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Pee up a hill

duck with a bill

bladder we will fill

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Smooooooooooooooooooootch! Me too!
There's no one else I'd rather confide my intimate details too than you...and now the rest of the world I guess. ;)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I need to poddy .... b right back

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

AGAIN?!?!????

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Ya .... This Time I stood upside down and the parabola reciprocated.


Check geometry 101

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

....hope you did not dribble on da floor.

Speedcat Hollydale said...

NOPE!!!!

... but my ceiling is ready for Mellow Yellow Mondays

Speedcat Hollydale said...

excreeeet excrete

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chris said...

That Twitpic update of you and your granddaughter is just precious! It's so terrific that she has such a great relationship with you.

Made me want to update the pics of my sweeties on the sidebar on my blog too! ;)

SlogBite said...

It looks like a nightmare I had once.

Rolando said...

You have officially flipped (again) on this one Speedy, lol. You got me on this one.

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Rolando ... I just saw your latest video. Well done!!!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Mel ... Yes, me too. I cal it the Hollydale gravity can :-)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Chris - Thanks! She likes to say "cheese" for photos.

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Looking for the Music Monday Linky thingy....Oh and YOU TOO! :)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

HI!!!

I'm lookin for music. I'll mail you the codes, K ??

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Thank you! You're SWELL! XOXO

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

PS: I LOOOOOVE my song! :)

Michelle Gartner said...

Someone should call Dr. Shoal to have Speedcat Hollydales prescription checked.

I heard Elvis saw Sleestaks on the throne before he died.

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Michelle: Ohhh you smoooth talker you! Elvis is still alive though ...

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Olga - I wanna love a song too!!!!

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Need help?

Teresa Jane said...

This picture is too strange for words. :\

PS: Speedcat, you're always a winner in my book. :)

wendster said...

I have a dream like this one regularly ... with slight variations ... the last time I had the dream I was running down the dirt road to the public showers ... wait ... I cant' tell you that dream.

I just remembered the rest of it.

LOL.

Ummmm ... hmm.

Ok. I haven't got anything else, but does it bother anyone that the Obama bigfoot is such a lookyloo and so happy about it too?
Hey ... that rhymes!

I got me an Obama Looky loo
Oh he such a happy looky loo
You could say I'm a happy too
me and that looky loooooooo
Sleestak tooooooooooo

Hey ... in your dreams about needing to pee do you ever GET to pee? If you do, LOOK OUT! What you do in your dreams you do in real life. That's ALL I'm gonna say about that.
You'd rather have the gal with the small bladder waking you up at night to LEAVE the bed to go pee. ha. Hey. The nice warm feeling on my thigh woke me pretty dang quick ... and I WAS nine months pregnant ... not a bad reaction time for someone with a "seasonally" small bladder. ha.

Was this comment long enough do you think? :)

Where's my bacon gun?

Nah. Too tired. Got to go to bed.

Hugs to you Speedy!

Hello all!

Yeah ... hugs for all of you too.

wendster said...

dcr and Speedy ...

Loved your lyrics!

ha ha ha!

What tune is that second one to, Speedy?

I got the first one, DCR ... All I wanna do ... is have some fun!

But haven't got the second one.

One ... fun ... stun ... bacon gun ... la la la ... dancing off to bed smiling thinking of bacon and sleestaks. Bet they like bacon too.

Lynda Lehmann said...

I will have to go sit in the Men's Room to contemplate this odd setup! Hope they don't kick me out...

Congrats on being featured at Slog Bite!

bingkee said...

Looks like Salvador Dali-sh to me....what's up with the string attached to where? LOLZ!

meleah rebeccah said...

this is BY FAR the strangest image I have ever seen.

Debo Hobo said...

Well, what goes up must come down, spinnin' wheels all around. Ride a painted pony let the spinnin' wheel turn....

And hopefully those are the lyrics cause I only remember the song as a kid and you know how as kids we can put words in that don't belong.

And make sure you wash your hands young man!

teeni said...

dcr wrote some good parodies here! Why he doesn't use this talent on his own blog is beyond me. :)

This photo looks like one you have to be on drugs to understand. Let me go find my Advil and I'll come back after I take a dose. LOL

Dr Zibbs said...

That art is sooooo suitable for framing.

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Please take a copy !!!!

I am in the photo fairness commitee