Content from a Prize Winning Author in Hollydale
It reminds me of a good old Beatles song: 'Lets Twist again' :lol:
I'm home. I'm sick. I have a fever.AND THIS POST SOMEHOW SEEMS NORMAL.Maybe I should get myself to the ER.(I should have known better than to come over to this blog with a sore throat... laughter is NOT the best medicine for that! ouch!)
I'm almost at a loss for words here. I've a feeling he's going to pee all over himself here.Leaving now Speedy. Have a terrific day. Big hug. :)
I hope you're not yellow showering into the Political Wind of Change! ;)
I think you need another nap. ;)
So far ... so GOOD!!!You people are GEENIUOS
I recall nuthin'But I think his name was BillOr Al or Hey Barry.He said he had one day of fun in his whole lifeHe said it was a noon on TuesdayIn a bar that faces a giant wild fieldWith an open roof, the skies the limitHe said, on his lunch break, huffing and puffingAnd downing his beer, as best he can.He went into the bathroomWhere the roof was gone, you see.And he went into the airYellow showers floating up and up in the air.Well, he ducked and he coveredExpecting it all to come downOnce the sun went down all over the wilderness field.But, he didn't wait aroundAnd went back to his drink.He liked a good beer buzz early in his afternoon.He put his bottles of beerAcross the countertop.Then he lights every one with a matchFrom his thick, padded pocketsBefore blowing and tossing them about.All he wants to doIs have some beerDangerously close to rush hour.The bartender says, "No,Have some coffee instead."But Bill or Al or Hey Barry gets mad.And storms from the bar,Leaving his want ads behind,Before cursing and cursing the bartender."All I wanna do," he says,"Is have some beer...Before the yellow showers come pouring back down!"And he pulled up his skirt up over his suit,And dashed away into the sunset.I never saw him again.
You have entered an alternate dimension. A place where sites and sounds are reversed or turned upside down. Certainly not the Twilight Zone, but something even more devious!
Eric S: For sure!! It does have that crazy zone appeal
DCR .... Ohhh Yeah ???(knock, knock, knock)-Hey, let me in I gotta Go!-Wait didn't you just Go like, a half an hour ago?-Yeah, but I gotta go again!Oh, no!Got a girl with a really small bladder,knocking on a bathroom door.Busted in and she bearly made it,she dribbled on the bathroom floor.She would not believe me, when I said: "Go before We leave"We had bearly started drivin',when she told me she's got to Pee.When I try to drive I see her drink a bottle waterAlways has to wizz and she wonders why I'm botheredWhen she says "Pull Over!" she means, what she's sayin'Runs to the bathroom just before she starts her sprayin' You'd think a grown woman would have a better controllA little "number one" shouldn't be so hard to holdBut she goes about a hundred times a day,Meanwhile I stand outside the bathroom and I wait!In the middle of the movie,She gotta PeeEverytime we start drivin'She gotta PeeShe even did it in the showerShe gotta PeeShe's gotta go every hour!She gotta PeeWakes me up while I'm sleapin'She gotta PeeTo the toilet, she's a creapin'She gotta PeeWe Go after dinnerShe gotta PeeSometimes her friends go with her.Got a girl with a really small bladder,knocking on a bathroom door.Busted in and she bearly made it,she dribbled on the bathroom floor.She would not believe me, when I said: "Go before We leave"We had bearly started drivin',when she told me she's got to Pee.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!'cuse me...I gotta pee.
There's peed off. And there's peed on. Which one is this?
Back to pick up my time piece.... Got it!
Watch it !!!
Olga ... take stall 2
....funny, my blog-mistress is pretty much exactly like the woman in your song...'cept for the dribblin' on the floor part.
I hope you don't fall in that big hole!!I too somehow find this normal. I think perhaps I should go lay down now too!!have a good one...well, I suppose you already did huh?LOL...jackie:-)
Great picture of you and your granddaughter on the sidebar Eric!! she's beautiful!!:-)
Jackie .... I am blogging from the pit with my lap toppie!!
Thanks Shinade ... I just took that before she went home today ((smile))
Olga!!!!!!!!Oh, no!Got a girl with a really small bladder,knocking on a bathroom door.Busted in and she bearly made it,she dribbled on the bathroom floor.
At least I wrote my own parody "lyrics". ;-)And, dang, I should have used "wheat field" instead of "wild field." Beer, wheat, they go together like beer and toast, you know?
Can she pee uphill?
Oh YES!!! But she doesn't dribble...has been know to take advantage of the great outdoors if necessary...In fact....for a time there (back in the OLD days)...her friends would say "Where _____ goes....nothing grows!" AHAHAHAHAHA!!!TMI TMI TMI!!!!!
Someone asked me to go pee up a rope once. It was my boss, After I told him that since I was doing all of his work I should at least get half his pay! :)
Intrepid .... Say what???HA HAAAAAAAAAA !@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ohhhhh Olgeen .... I missed you so (((( hug hug ))))
DCR .... What makes you thyink I did not write my lyrics? I write for many musicians. (INCLUDING A.Yankovic)Check the credits on the album
Pee up a hillduck with a billbladder we will fill
Smooooooooooooooooooootch! Me too!There's no one else I'd rather confide my intimate details too than you...and now the rest of the world I guess. ;)
I need to poddy .... b right back
Ya .... This Time I stood upside down and the parabola reciprocated.Check geometry 101
....hope you did not dribble on da floor.
NOPE!!!!... but my ceiling is ready for Mellow Yellow Mondays
That Twitpic update of you and your granddaughter is just precious! It's so terrific that she has such a great relationship with you.Made me want to update the pics of my sweeties on the sidebar on my blog too! ;)
It looks like a nightmare I had once.
You have officially flipped (again) on this one Speedy, lol. You got me on this one.
Rolando ... I just saw your latest video. Well done!!!
Mel ... Yes, me too. I cal it the Hollydale gravity can :-)
Chris - Thanks! She likes to say "cheese" for photos.
Looking for the Music Monday Linky thingy....Oh and YOU TOO! :)
HI!!! I'm lookin for music. I'll mail you the codes, K ??
Thank you! You're SWELL! XOXO
PS: I LOOOOOVE my song! :)
Someone should call Dr. Shoal to have Speedcat Hollydales prescription checked.I heard Elvis saw Sleestaks on the throne before he died.
Michelle: Ohhh you smoooth talker you! Elvis is still alive though ...
Olga - I wanna love a song too!!!!
This picture is too strange for words. :\PS: Speedcat, you're always a winner in my book. :)
I have a dream like this one regularly ... with slight variations ... the last time I had the dream I was running down the dirt road to the public showers ... wait ... I cant' tell you that dream.I just remembered the rest of it.LOL.Ummmm ... hmm.Ok. I haven't got anything else, but does it bother anyone that the Obama bigfoot is such a lookyloo and so happy about it too?Hey ... that rhymes!I got me an Obama Looky looOh he such a happy looky looYou could say I'm a happy toome and that looky looooooooSleestak toooooooooooHey ... in your dreams about needing to pee do you ever GET to pee? If you do, LOOK OUT! What you do in your dreams you do in real life. That's ALL I'm gonna say about that.You'd rather have the gal with the small bladder waking you up at night to LEAVE the bed to go pee. ha. Hey. The nice warm feeling on my thigh woke me pretty dang quick ... and I WAS nine months pregnant ... not a bad reaction time for someone with a "seasonally" small bladder. ha.Was this comment long enough do you think? :)Where's my bacon gun?Nah. Too tired. Got to go to bed.Hugs to you Speedy! Hello all!Yeah ... hugs for all of you too.
dcr and Speedy ... Loved your lyrics!ha ha ha!What tune is that second one to, Speedy?I got the first one, DCR ... All I wanna do ... is have some fun!But haven't got the second one.One ... fun ... stun ... bacon gun ... la la la ... dancing off to bed smiling thinking of bacon and sleestaks. Bet they like bacon too.
I will have to go sit in the Men's Room to contemplate this odd setup! Hope they don't kick me out...Congrats on being featured at Slog Bite!
Looks like Salvador Dali-sh to me....what's up with the string attached to where? LOLZ!
this is BY FAR the strangest image I have ever seen.
Well, what goes up must come down, spinnin' wheels all around. Ride a painted pony let the spinnin' wheel turn....And hopefully those are the lyrics cause I only remember the song as a kid and you know how as kids we can put words in that don't belong.And make sure you wash your hands young man!
dcr wrote some good parodies here! Why he doesn't use this talent on his own blog is beyond me. :)This photo looks like one you have to be on drugs to understand. Let me go find my Advil and I'll come back after I take a dose. LOL
That art is sooooo suitable for framing.
Please take a copy !!!!I am in the photo fairness commitee
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