Brad: Hi Jennifer
Angelina: Look at me, I own Brads balls now!
Jack Black: Get me out of here - AHHHHHH !!!!!!
Jennifer: We are on Television, so lets all act like nothing is unusual, OK??
Brad: Yes, I agree. The 81st Annual Academy Awards is no place for spectacles.
Angelina: I like babies
Jack Black: AHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!! .... and Where is my BODY !??
Angelina: I like Brad, and tattoos, and own his balls
Jennifer: Ummm, what do you see in this woman, Brad?
Brad: I don't know, but she has my balls
Angelina: .... and I like babies
Monday, February 23, 2009
81st Annual Academy Awards & the Aniston Pitt Reunion
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She doesn't just like babies, she loves babies. A baby collector.
HA HA! Speedy you are crazy. That's a GOOD thing. Thank you for giving me a laugh this morning. :D
I could be wrong (I usually am) but is it not time for Jen to move on? Brad and Angie have three babies together and three or four others...Jen was not up for having children at this time of her life so get over it.
Brad seems happy...Angie seems happy...and Jen has a new boyfriend.
Also Jen doesn't seem like the brightest bulb...
But as I say...I could be wrong.
LOL.. Nice one. Anyway, I wonder when will Angie stops collecting babies :S
Speedster,
You are insane!
That is all...
What Walter said. Bwahahahahaha. You are a hoot Speedy.
Have a terrific day honey. Big hug. :)
She has my balls! So true. So true.
Oh Speedy you are hilarious! I was expecting a spectacle myself, but Jennifer was very dignified, and Angelina tried to show her teeth knowing that the cameras would be rolling on her once Jenn hit the stage.
But they didn't. I LOVE your version myself. Thanks for making me laugh and spill hot tea all over myself. Speedcat.
It's all good. It's all good buddy!
Love your blog!
we have a new co-author over at the den...he is the reason why u don`t understand that post he did...
Kakakakaka...
great job my friend...
see you around.
Lunatcg: Howdy !!!!!!!!
PFC ... did you understand it???
BIBI ... I actually did not watch the show, but did my own version after reading a few news articles.
WHOOO HOOOOOOOO !!!
Summer ... not that that's a bad thing, I think ???? he heeee
Sandee ... who is slumdog ???? LOL !!!!
Akilah ... well thank you!!! That is what we shoot for here in Hollydale (wink)
BCDude ... I think 20 will be the top number!
Maunie !!!!!!!!!!!
I was just thinking about you. I think you are always right (((smile)))
So nice to see you here. Are you posting ??? hug hugs
Daisy !! ... right back at cha, I'll be over in a bit!
Walter ... a collector??
HA HAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!! Great word for that :-)
So that's what's so creepy about that beautiful woman!
Julie !!!!!
Plus that whole blood vile thing (oyeah OYE)
HAHA! This was great! I often wonder what everyone sees in Angelina myself. She freaks me out like a giant spider. I guess beauty really is in the eye of the beholder.
Poor Jack Black! LOL.
Angelina owning the Brangelina golden balls was strange until I heard Dustin Hoffman exclaimed Brad Pitt’s balls do not look symmetrical while Dustin was promoting his new movie "Last Chance Harvey" on Jimmy Kimmel Live!
I wonder how Dustin inspected Brad's asymmetrical nuts? Did he use the Doctor Shoal cup and cough test? :)))
haha, but did you like the Oscars? lol. I had no clue who was going to win since I didn't watch the top movies.
Rolando!! ... I only know what I read on the net, and hardly ever watch TV.
Slumdog is like a a word meaning the same as "potato" to me.
Moneypenny ..... "inspected Brad's asymmetrical nuts"?????
BWAHHHH HA HA HAAAAAAA
I don't know what to say, besides (crooked sak, crooked sak)
Teeni, no doubt she has beauty, but as you say in a scorpion type of way.
SHAZAM !!!!!!!!!!
good one, Speedy!
i never got the chance to watch the awards night but you make it real funny!
Ummm "blood vile thingy"? Did I miss something on my MSN homepage one day?
Sounds like Cruise wanting to eat placenta. Egads!
I'm feeling nauseous now. Raisin bran just isn't going to digest now.
**sigh**
Personally, I don't like Angelina Jolie and think Jennifer Aniston is vastly more attractive. I predict Angelina will poison Brad with strychnine when she gets tired of him . . . just like a black widow lol!
I'm glad you wrote this--it's all I know about the Academy Awards. Hey, I gotta get the news from somewhere!
Bobby!!! Great to see you on my undercover awards article. The photo is a Speedcat exclusive you know.
The Black Widow cometh !!!! HA HAAAAAAAAA !!! :-)
I'll have to stop over and see what is new at the Revellian Super Site later.
Julie .... "Cruise wanting to eat placenta" ????
Why does that not surprise me? OYE !!!!
Ranran ... I tried to comment at your blog but the word verification was not loading, I tried to guess, but that did not work !!!
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