Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Superbowl Veri-check Accuquote Prediction


Superbowl Veri-check Accuquote PredictionEvery year, the Speedcat Hollydale page predicts the outcome of the Superbowl in advance.

Now, I realize not everyone is a football fan, but you can impress your friends and make a few dollars on game day by using my ultimate and pure techniques. I have found that stats mean nothing ... forget about all the buzz by the experts comparing statistics and "strength" / "weakness" comparisons. The calculations for game-day scores are in this EASY formula.

" Rate the cheerleaders in a 1~10 scale, then multiply by three. It works every time. My results have been so accurate in the past, that I am not allowed inside Las Vegas city limits until after the big game "

Cardinals cheerleaders are super hot BABES !Steelers cheerleaders suckAs you can see, the Arizona Cardinals cheerleaders are the overwhelming landslide winners here. Sure, the Pittsburgh Steelers have a very enthusiastic crew, but they are like looking at an old rusty Pinto. The Cardinals cheerleaders? They are Hotter than the surface of the sun! Of course, how could you not like those high heal white boots ??

Now lets implement the formula

Cardinals rating = { 9 } / Pittsburgh rating = { 1 }
9 times 3 = 27 / 1 times 3 = 3


GAME DAY SCORES !!

Pittsburgh Steelers 3, Arizona Cardinals 27

58 comments:

*Akilah Sakai* said...

Now why in the heck don't you have a job running the Vegas stakes Mr. Speedy? Why? Huh?

And what are the chances that this is all a huge nightmare and my beloved Jets will be playing Sunday?

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Akilah ... If you would like to bet on the Jets, you can (((smile))

Come on back after game day and see the "MAGIC" !!!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Just think how HOT those cheerleaders would look if they added a nice hat to their uniforms!

Like mine, for instance? :)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


that would be NICE!!

I might have to air brush them in. (and alter the final score: 30 to 3)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

You posting tonight nursie??

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Not tonite....sorry! :)

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

I am so happy I get to wear my jammies past 6am tamarra! :)

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

...and gonna go put them on RIGHT NOW! G'night! xoxo

iceah said...

well we don't have this game in our country that is why am not a fan too c:
also I cringe every time they pin each other :p hehehe c: I guess guys really love rough play c:

coltfan said...

I have an award for you on my blog

Senator Speedy Cavecat Hollydale said...

How did your system work last year in the Patriots Giants Superbowl game?

Did U lose on your pick and win on points? ;)

Crazed Mom said...

Steelers will win. It's just the reality.

Hugs, Snugs and bugs. (snicker)

intrepidideas said...

Cool. I come up with:
Cardinals 24 Steelers 17.

I better go check my math.

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Intrepid ... HA HAAAAA !!!!!!!!!

You are NOT using a calculater, are you?

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Auntie ... are you telling me my proven methods are wrong, and you want to have a blog wager???

Come on back - lets make a deal!!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

((miss moneypenny)) ... very nice alius BTW

I won BIG TIME !!!!!!!!!!!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Coltfan ... w/ Super Bowl tix ??

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Iceah ... yes, I sometimes forget that blogging has a world audiance!

My statistics show that only 46% of my traffic comes from the USA.

Thanks for stopping in today ((smile))

Shinade said...

Okay I'll go with the Cardinals if you say so.

But mostly because I am not a Steeler fan.

Die hard Patriot fan here. Even if I do live in Redneck country.

YeeeHawwwwwwwwww!!!!

Now you also have me on crazy chicken hunts again.

I am going to have to get busy learning more about Photoshop....I'm going to get you a dang chicken if I have to ring it's neck!

Shinade said...

What a schedule I have. Purple saturdays which I haven't checked out yet at Froggy's.

Scenic Sunday that has to be posted on Saturday...don't ask me?

MM that is posted on Sunday.

Wow all these different time zones are confusing to keep up with.

Especially when it's me:-)

Chris said...

Speedy,

I am VERY sorry to have to tell you this, but as someone who lives an HOUR from Pittsburgh, and who went to the SAME COLLEGE as BEN R. (never mind which year), and who has had a STEELER flag flying off of my front porch for months, and whose BROTHER is in Tampa as I type...

I am afraid I am going to have to BAN you until after game day. Yes, yes, I know this will cause much suffering (for ME), but it has to be done.

GO STEELERS! PROVE SPEEDY WRONG!

(I'm feeling the need to paint some white boots with some black and gold paint...)

RennyBA said...

I can't resist, as I still wonder why you call this football? I mean, they mostly use their hands, right?

Well, then again, I'm a Norwegian :-)

The Muse said...

LOL...are we betting? LOL

Awake In Rochester said...

Speedy da cat,

Could you please come visit my blog? A young women with cancer needs prayers/good thoughts.

I'm just full of good news today. lol

kimber p said...

thanks for stopping by my blog to play "would you rather" :)
I'm gonna have to root for the Cardinals....this area LOVES Pittsburgh, but I am in the minority..lol

terri said...

Don't the steelers get a few extra points for having a set of twins on their squad?

Daisy said...

"old rusty Pinto"-----HA HA HA HA HA HA! Looks like three old rusty Pintos to me. :D

Happy Thursday to you, my friend.

hugs from Daisy

((((Eric))))

bluecrystaldude said...

Gosh! Wish I could see all the madness live in front of my eyes..(especially those cheer leaders :)

Momo Fali said...

Interesting theory. I'm off to place my bet.

Summer said...

I don't care for either team, but I knew as soon as I read this post that you'd be receiving a nasty gram from our dear friend Chris. In the form of a letter. LOL!

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

Okay on the Arizona Cardinals. Calling my bookie right now. Thanks. Bwahahahahaha.

Have a terrific day Speedy. Big hug. :)

Babs (Beetle) said...

Four of the Cardinals cheerleaders have just arrived here in Yorkshire! They are going around our schools teaching the kids their moves :O)

I can see the four in the photo :O)

Debo Hobo said...

That's too funny! But I am going to go ahead and pull for the Steelers.

holly said...

this is why i'll never be good at football scores. i am unable to effectively rate cheerleaders. i lack either the gene or the lifestyle choice. or both.

Heather said...

Hahahaha those Steeler's cheerleaders are HOT!!! I'm loving the dreads ;)

unfinishedrambler said...

Oh, my, if anything with the Steelers defense, it might be the reverse, Mr. Hollydale. :)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I bet ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!!!!!!!

... I have NEVER been wrong Unfinished Rambler

I challenge you to a blog bet :-)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Heather ... it's soooo nice to hear some common sense here. I like you!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Holly ... guess what????


X________________ fill in answer

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Debo!!!! .... ohhhh no, you just can't!!!


Wanna blog bet???

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Beetle, that's cause the were in Yorkshire!

Have you ever seen the famous Yorkshire Cat???

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Sandee ... don't forget my commision!

(((smile)))

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Summer .... should I send Chris a Tim Tam peace offering, or pound on the Steelers again ????

he heeee

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Momo ... Very Wise!!!

We will all be rich with the point spread, without a doubt.

Speedcat Hollydale said...

BC Dude ... They are so classy too :-)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

BC Dude ... They are so classy too :-)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Daisy, I have riden in one, so I KNOW!

Thanks for all your wonderful and comic comments today. WOOOT!!!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Terri ... that's a good point, and USUALLY true. Just not in this case :-)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

HOORAY KIMBER!!!!!!!!!!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Okeee Dokeee AIR ... over in a bit!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Muse .... YES!

How about a blog bet??? I am open to suggestions (smile)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Renny ... the most important player is the field goal kicker.

ESP when the Steelers will never get CLOSE to the goaline

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Chris .........


I have been working my way to you.


HOW ABOUT we have a little contest on our blogs. Looser must hold up a sign congratulating the WINNER in a photo published ON their BLOG.


I am ready .... are you???



Ya know Speedy luvs your blog, but I say, "Let the chips fall where they may"


You in???

Chris said...

IN!

Chris said...

(But I'm not REALLY here, ya know!)

Chris said...

I NEVER bet against the Steelers.

So, just to be clear, YES, by ALL MEANS, I am IN!

Get your picture ready! :)

Debo Hobo said...

See I have no loyalty to either team, today I am pulling for the Cardinals.

GO birdies Go!!!!! Fly to victory!!!

coltfan said...

my colts didn't win so i am going steelers although it would be nice for the cards to win bieng they are such the underdog