Davy Jones: Damn you, Speedcat Sparrow ...Speedcat Sparrow: Eye, you mutant skalliwag, I shall hang you by your testicles!
Davy Jones: Uhh, sorry Speedcat
Tia Dalma: Land is where you are safe, Speedy Sparrow, and so you will carry land with you.
Speedcat Sparrow: ... This is a jar of dirt.
Tia Dalma: Yes.
Speedcat Sparrow: ...Is the jar of dirt going to help?
Tia Dalma: If you don't want it, give it back.
Speedcat Sparrow: Arrrrrgg, I could hide the stolen rubies from the Gallian Vessel in the dirt ...
Tia Dalma: Then it helps.
Davey Jones: You are neither dead nor dying. What is your purpose here?
Speedcat Sparrow: ARE YOU DEAF??? or just stoooopid?
Davey Jones: sorry
Will Turner: Speedcat Sparrow? Can we settle my debt??
Speedcat Sparrow: [laughs] Come up with the gold, or I hang YOU by your testicles.
Will Turner: I understand, but you play a game of deception. Have we not an agreement that has an underlying escape clause pertaining to time flux intentions on the high seas?
Speedcat Sparrow: That's it .... WHAP!!!!!!!!!
Will Turner: AHHHH
Tia Dalma: Speedcat, I want to sail with you and your dirt.
Speedcat Sparrow: [whisks Tia up in his arms] You will be my new maiden. 1678 is going to be a great year!
Tia Dalma: Lets make out ...
Speedcat Sparrow: [groping and spooning] AHOY THAR! ... I like to toggle
Elizabeth Swann: [indignantly] No! This is barbaric! Why don't we just haul out our swords and start banging away at each other! ... and Tia, have you gone mad?? I've had it! I've had it with wobbly-legged, rum-soaked pirates!
[starts throwing rocks at them]
91 comments:
You sure you aren't drinking? Bwahahahahaha. I can't keep up with all your roles. I like this one though.
Great way to start off the year. Have a terrific evening. Big hug. :)
::Gathers my thoughts::::
I am so withh Sanmdee on this one!
BTW Im one of a kind of twitter when you and DCRBLOGS ARE THERE LOL!!!!!!!
::goes off to give dan a new pic on twitter::
SHOOT! I wanna sail away with you and your dirt too!
HA-HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
OLga ... you are shooting???
I am toggling to the left and to the right - Louisiana Saturday Night!
Bring me some dirt, and you can sail the high seas with Speedy Sparrow. I'll have Tia walk the plank (he heeee)
Kaylee ... what's DCR up to today??? I have not been on the Tweet Deck.
AHOY !!!!!!!!!!!
Sandee ... only rumcake. The liquor evaporates as it cooks.
an thatts the reel truths abot the wholle mess thens. I luvs alll yoos guyz
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CRAP!!!!!!!!!
(some powder kegs went off in the galley)
OOPS
Are you shooting or toggling?
I'm OoOoooOooogling....
Olga ... Listen to this
What????
I added a link to MsQ's song she wrote (inspired by my 2009 song) on the next post down.
I toggled and WHIPED OUT THE PODCAST!!!!
HA HAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
... ohh dear, good thing Moneypenny told me.
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I fixed it by adding %F
he heeeeeeeeeeeee
You are having HTML issues???
Maybe I can HELP!!!!!!!!! Send me the entire post in html! QUICK!!!!!
ACTUALLY ... I knew this would happen, but was not thinking.
(with 12 windows open)
want some candy????
Your post looks nice in my sandbox ...
Maybe you should toggle some of those windows shut? Candy? ME?!? SURE!!!!!!!!! To hell with my resolutions!
OK!!!!!!!!!!
Be right back
Did you fall into the bottomless html pit?!?!?
OMG you are so darn creative where do you come up with this stuff. I swear you are pure genius.
haha that's too freakin funny. by the way does Tia have a sister, lol.
Isn't Davey Jones from The Monkeys? I'm a good shot! I have a 9mm!!! and I love digging in the dirt!
Rolando!
Your new blog is really taking shape ... looking good :-)
HI MICHELLE !
would you like to join my team of pirates???
... and Davy Jones Monkey was a different fella
He still has his
OH! LOL! I see! sure! I'd love to be a pirate...
I like the snow. On your blog where it belongs and not on my street. LOL
DEBO ... comments like that will get you EVERYWHERE around here.
Can I bring you anything?
candy?
massage??
hot tea ???
All aboard Michelle!
Arrrrgggggg, Ahoy there Creative Mish
Will any of your Phepping friends be joining us on the journey???
Lauren .... WHAT????
How can it be snowing on a pirate ship?
SMOOOOOTCH! - You want to be a pirate?
Pheppings?
NO !!!!!
I can't even catch one! They were in my garbage can last week though.
(chicken bones)
ohhh - ^^^^^^^^^ to Michelle!
I thought you pour the rum over the cake after it is cooked???
NO WONDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(falling of chair)
BANG!@
what is ^^^^^^^^^^^^^?
EAYEE ...
I forgot to direct that comment at you ... they were pointers!
OOPPS!
@ michelle
HA HAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Where are we sailing too???
Can we play Duck Duck Goose???
I've been kidnapped!! I'm in Berlin!
I've escaped! I'm now hiding in Rio!
We are going to Duck Goose Island in the Pacific.
TREASURE!
EYE
RIO????
OK, that's where I want to go too
RIO is sandy and it has a dessert cup
We will have to set tommorow though, Speedy Sparrow has to go to bed.
Thanks for stopping by pirate Michelle !!!!!!!
Someone is throwing pillows at me. want to join the pillow fight?
Ok... I just sent you a pillow to use!
I will use it tonight!!!!
ha haaaaa :-)
EYE !!!!!!!!!!
I don't remember it being quite like this, but hey YOUR version is much better! LOL. :)
Have you written screenplays before? This looks kinda pro!
Could Davey have a talk with my husband about how to issue a proper apology? That would be great. Thanks.
Yikes! I've been hit! Gee whiz, Speedy, I think you shot me! You should be more careful with your pirate pistol---especially when you are toggling like that! ;D
I've been injured. I think you shot one of my flower petals clean off!! I may need the assistance of Dr. Shoal and Nurse Hugandkiss in the ER.
Is there an ocean by Hollydale!?? Last time I looked I didn't think there were any high seas by Minnesota!! But then, I was never very good at Geography in school.
Of course, reality has never stopped you and your wild imagination before, has it! HA HA!
Sail on Captain Speedcat. If you have room for one more on your boat, I'll come along too as long as I don't have to swab the poop deck or be a cooking wench in the galley. I'd rather be a fair maiden than a wench, I think. ha ha ha!
Candy, tea, and a massage all sound good though! I don't believe I've ever been on a pirate ship that offered such fine amenities!! You must run a high class ship, Speedy! :D
Thanks for making me laugh. :)
Yeah, but why's the rum gone?!!
Ha! You are too much man.
Pirates?? Me likey!
HEY ERIC - I am a PIE RAT too! I like cherry, blueberry, and pumpkin but not really apple... but I'll eat it if I have to and rum pie I like rum pie and soaking in rum and pie!
Did I say - Happy New Year YOU BIG PIE RAT!!!!
When I mentioned about DAVEY JONES to my friend, she's been wondering who that was. All she thought he was a rocker, lol!
I didn't know you are the Captain SpeedCat Sparrow.
-sky-
Hey Speedy,
What's the deal? Are you needing some more PRUNES in your diet?
hee hee hee
And you thought Capt. Sparrow wanted the heart of Davy Jones in that chest?! No no no! It was PLUM DUFF in that chest!
shiver me timbers...have you tapped the rum? LOL
Happy New Year to you and your family!!
Hi Meleah!!
You are zooming about the bloggosphere at light speed :-)
Muse .... EYEE!!!!!
Piratin is hard work ... arrrgggg
Chris ... Yes, I have crossed oceans for plum duff!
SKY ... I was hiding the fact till after 2008 (smile)
Michelle ... Key Lime, Strawberrie rhubarb, cheese cake (I think that's pie) and CHOCOLATE pie.
Treasure :-)
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Akilah .... did you hear cannons???
Daisy .... Climb Aboard!!!!
We set sail at midnight for the Caribbean, and Skullkracker Island.
You will have three servents to bring you anything you need. Will Turner will NOT be one of them :-)
Momo Fali ... I will send him over right away!
What ever did he do???
Ha haaaaaaa !!!
LOL! The comments were as much fun to follow as the post.
WHAT??????
This matey is SHOCKED!
NO WILL TURNER?
At least say that someone with his VOICE will be aboard????
Tenni, on my blog, and my blog only, "I am a screen writer"
he heee
Jen ... I REALLY think I like the comments better than posting.
Nice to see you !!!
Chris ... Chessy B the "stinki pirate" talks all the time. I might have him walk the plank.
Nothing Much just being him!!!!
opps that was mine i DID IT THROUGH MY BLOG loL!
I think Will Turner needs to be a stowaway! :) And don't make him walk the plank if he's discovered!!! :)
Hey Kaylee 55!
The desert is TO HOT!!!!!!!
Chris ... I don't even know who Will Turner is!!
Ha haaaaaaaaaa !!!!!!!!!!
Sounds good to me, Speedy. :)
From what I hear that Will Turner is nothing but a scalawag!
Bon voyage!
Daisy!
Will Turner a scalawag???? Say it isn't so!
AAArrrg! I have dirt in me cups!
@ "Eye, you mutant skalliwag, I shall hang you by your testicles!" :
Did Speedcat Sparrow capture the skalliwag
on his Hook,
wagging his Crook? :~)
Hey Speedy!
Just found out... Will is the cook in the galley with the CHILI!!!! And I heard he has HOT SAUCE too!!! You won't have to do any more break-ins!!!
Heyt speedy go to my blog check out pics of my car lol I tore it up good lmao
Speedy you are so talented. That picture is awesome!
By the end of the story, I thought I was drunk. That was too funny! Happy New year Speedy!
@ Work 2 Day, See U Sat. Night! ... Speedy
This is fun!!!
Awesome! You are HILARIOUS. All caps!
FYI: I've always thought pirates were so hot. My husband says I'd probably have a difference of opinion upon smelling them, but hey a girl can dream.
Oh, who am I kidding... I can't even drink too much rum and ride in a Tahoe, much less a boat on the open sea. The pirate thing would never work.
Yes it is
Ay mate!
I surely did hear those cannons!
So ... I figured I would stop by being that you were kind enough to grace my blog with your Speedcat presence and I have to say that I am a bit, er, confused to say the least! I feel like I fell through some sort of hole in the time space continuum or something!
Regardless, though, best wishes for a spectacular 2009 - or whatever year you may be in! Arrrrr!!!
your blog is very good......
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