Mimi Queen of Memes has the first blogosphere-wide Tag out for 2009.Two thousand Nigh ee igh eeee igh eeeeee Ieghn!!!! (
as I say, or sing) - alright, CRY OUT.
This is the "instruction manual" I found at Blogginham Palace. Ohhh YES, there is a palace, I have been there before. No, not to have tea, but thrown in the blog dungeon for NOT doing memes from Mimi, or Mimi's Meme's, or something like that. Anyway, that's all water under the bridge, and Mimi and I are friends now. Even though the dungeon still scares me a bit .... LOT.
MIMI DECREED:
I took the liberty of shortening it a bit. And since it's my first meme of the New Year I've decided to TAG the entire universe. You knew that was coming sooner or later didn't you......and let's not, shall we, forget about the dreaded dungeon, my little peeps. (What is a peep anyway?) It's still there. I'm still Queen. And most of you are still in it. To tell you the truth, I'm gettin' a little tired of your endless whining about the food and service. You KNEW when you signed up for this gig (are you listening single guys?) that I can't cook, can't clean (are you listening??!) and can't keep a housekeeper. Let's get on with it, okay? Time's a wastin'!++ When was the last time you splurged on a gift for yourself?
Golf shoes last year. I needed a different color!
++ Have you ever bought yourself a gift for Christmas, Valentines Day, a birthday or any other occasion and then wrapped it up and pretended it was from someone else?
(I COPY MIMI) ...That would be totally insane. Who does that?!!
++ Have you ever sent yourself flowers, chocolates or anything else to your place of employment so it seemed as if someone else were sending you a gift?
What ????
++ How often do you text message?
Ohhh shit! (ummmm, a LOT!) I text in comments, posts, Twitter, Facebook, everything - all the time. I have no idea why my keypad still works after taking such a beating.
++ Is there someone you'd like to fix things with?
YES ... Juice Newton
++ Are there any previous relationships you wish could have lasted longer?
~ you mean like a STEPFORD WIFE???? How is that possible?
++ When do you blow out the candles?
I can't remember
++ Do you give out second chances too easily?
Yes and no ... WITH an apology, sure. Otherwise I drop stooopid people like a heavy rock in the ocean.
++ What's the next big life decision you will have to make?
I think I already made them all ... 20 years ago. I decided what to have for lunch, does that count? (someone very young wrote these questions)
++ If you could cuddle with anyone right now, who would you pick, and why?
Juice Newton!
++ Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?
Kathy from that other blog ... over there
++ Who was the last person to REALLY piss you off?
I honestly do not know, because my boss reads this
++ Would you ever want to be a supermodel?
WHA ???????? (someone very young wrote these questions)
++ Your motivation for tomorrow?
CHICKEN!!!!!
++ Do you know what you will wear tomorrow?
A loin cloth, helmet, and goggles
++ What is the last thing you put your lips against?
My finger reading these questions (written by a young woman)
++ Have you ever gone two or more days without changing your underwear?
*&%*&^$#@! NO !!! .... I mean, "no"
++ Have you ever accidentally eaten an insect?
(%*$$@! YEAH !!! .... I mean, "yes"
++ What serial killer do you find most disturbing?
Hanabolls Lechterini
++ Are you ever been purposely irritating?
Do you read my blog?? he heee
++ What was the last thing you used your debit card for?
I use cash
++ Are you cheating on your significant other right now?
WHAAA?????
++ Are you contemplating cheating on your significant other right now?
(I COPY MIMI) I am contemplating cheating on this meme
++ When was the last time you sat down and watched kiddie cartoons?
OHHHH, finally one I know, with my grandaughter two weeks ago. We like Barney!
++ Do you sleep with one leg out from under the covers?
.... and let the goobie monster bite them? NO WAY
++ Do you have any text messages that you would be embarrassed to let your mom read?
Two of them, but I blame the loonies at Twitter
++ How old do you think you will be when you finally have kids/your next kid?
WHAAAA??????? (again, a very YOUNG woman wrote these questions) SHEESH
++ Have you ever thought about converting to a new religion?
NO WAY
++ Do you know anyone with the same first name as you?
Speedcat? Only shoes by PUMA .... and I clean their clock on Google. Bet Puma really loves me!
++ When was the last time you went to church?
weeks
++ What song plays on your Myspace profile page?
WHAAAA ????????? You have to be kidding! (( MIMI !!!! ))
++ Do you know anyone that smokes pot?
I don't, and none of my family does, and none of my friends do. Am I on a different planet than this 20 year old chick ??? (the one asking the questions)
++ What were you doing the last time you were in the bathroom?
Taking a healthy POOP! You asked!
++ Have you ever had a Razr as a phone?
NO ... they are for young people. I have a KATANA
++ Which energy drink is better; Amp or Rockstar?
I don't know .... (( MIMI !!!!!!! ))
++ Would you rather eat a Milkyway or eat a Twix?
Ahhhhh, this is my language! I take both and run away ...
++ Do you like that new shoe smell?
What????
++ Do you like the taste of licorice?
NO SIR !!!!!!!!!!!!!! ISHH man .... ISHH
++ Would you ever walk around with a free hugs sign like the dude on youtube?
WHAT ?????????? I am a GRAMPA - good cats
++ Did you ever flip out on a teacher and walk out of a class?
HA HAAAAAAA! .... how many times?
++ Do you/did you ever have dreams of being a rockstar?
I am a Singer ... ON MY BLOG ((( smile )))
++ If vegetarians think its wrong to eat living things, why do they eat plants?
Plants don't scream in pain, like a hamburger does when I bite it.
AS USUAL .... I TAG EVERYONE
My Grandaughter watching Grampa do silly things
++ How often do you text message?
++ Do you sleep with one leg out from under the covers?
++ What were you doing the last time you were in the bathroom?
21 comments:
Woot woot!! I get to make the first comment. :)
HA HA HA HA HA! Oh golly this is funny, Speedcat. The questions for this meme were definitely written by a young person-- probably female.
I'd want both of the candy bars too! HA HA!
I see you posted a picture of your goggles and helmet, but I don't see the loincloth? hee heeee
Perhaps it is better this way because that young girl (or maybe your mother--ha ha ha ha!) who wrote the questions for this meme might come by this post. She (they)would be shocked! 8-O
Don't you just hate it when the hamburgers scream? I sure do.
I eat them anyway, of course.
Hope you have a great day today, Speedy. :D
I so love that photo of your beautiful little granddaughter, by the way. Cute doesn't come any cuter than that!
Daisy said everything (EVERYTHING!) I wanted to say BUT MUCH BETTER! So, can I just copy her? :)
WHERE THE HECK AM I?!!??? GOogly Reader sent me here on Thursday for a post in Monday?!?...OoOOoOooh it's too early for so much confusion....I'm going back to bed. (Nice foot pic)
PS: I am wearing helmet & googles too. But no loin.
I think it's even possible it was written by school kid ;O)
Hey! I have a Razr. (Ok, I hate it. I'm impatiently awaiting my renewal date in April so I can get something decent.)
Loincloths and goggles? In January? In Minnesota? Are you crazy? Wait... disregard that last question.
I am now off to try to purge that song from my brain which is already repeating in an agonizingly annoying loop. (Playin' w/ the queen of hearts. And knowin' it aint really smart. The joker is the only foo-ooo-ooo-oool. Who'll do anything for you......)
ARRRRGH!
Reading....Learning....
1)You have a thing for Juice Newton.
K.
2) This is priceless.."I drop stooopid people like a heavy rock in the ocean." Ha!
3. Why is Kathy talking crap about you? Inquiring minds want to know.
4. Your BOSS reads your blog???!! Are you insane??!!
5. Whose foot is under that bed sheet with you?
6. I know! I know! These questions were written by children in a college dorm room somewhere. I didn't write them! This is what I get for stealing....a collective groan from the blogosphere.
7. And why did you flip out on your teacher? She asked you to stop singing in class didn't she....
8. Your granddaughter is adorable with a capital A.
Now, I apologize for such a wacky meme, but it WAS fun to spoof!
Thank you for being a good sport and playing along.
And you can TOO sing! I have a music degree so I can say that with the utmost confidence. Seriously!
Mimi !!!!!
The Queen herself ((((smile))))
Juice Newton is one of my universal word(s) ... who is your favorite singer? "juice Newton"
I think I like to say juice Newton more than anything.
The feet??? I dunno, cauz I stole them from google!!!!
The bathroom too - NOT MINE
You know, I am as nice a guy as you could ever meet, but I have authority issues, and realize the fact. I am a much better leader than a follower, without a doubt.
.... and the questions??
THEY WERE PART OF THE FUN
A little like a strait man / ladie for punch lines.
I cannot help but feel I know you a little better after your last post. Thanks for sharing your story Mimi. My hunch is that it will help someone, somehow.
Thanks for the nice compliment too ... looking at her (gramps girl) picture makes me "MISS" her.
OHHH!!!
.... and I do not know who "Kathy" is either. Had to make that one up :-)
Terri, the key to wearing a loin cloth is to stay OUT of the wind.
(and move a lot)
The helmet really does retain main core body heat.
Babs ... now that you mention it, "I think your right!"
Olga .... TWITTER ZONE!!!!
yeeeeeeiiieieieahhhhohhhhh
Chris .... hmmmmm, I might have to make you a NEW BADGE!!!!!
Daisy ... yep, I just had dirty rice, and am jones`n for some cheeseburger fry and candy.
I really have an appetite lately!
have any candy???
As far as the loin photo, it has been on the internet. You may run across it one day in a picture search.
I apologize in advance :-)
You are one silly Cat I tell you! But there's something that confuzzles me. You can have 160 on one post and less then 20 on another? Wuz up with that?
Your grand daughter is adorable! Have you got any baby pictures of yourself so we can compare?
I'll take you up on the meme but you know how slow I am with those things.
According to your page source, my link is somewhere within that ridiculously fast scrolling link...thing. Anyhow, thanks but I don't do memes. It's not really my sort of thing.
Qelqoth ... are you a computer???
Just free links, relax :-)
Ahh right, thank god for that. No, I just clicked on "view page source" so I could see what was going on with those links. It was the only way I could read them. :)
The hyper drive links are so nobody can really "see" the tag and disregard it !!!
These are just "about" linking anyway. I like to pass them out with no expectation.
Ahh right. Well thank you; I do appreciate the thought. It's just a shame that the links move so darned fast and nobody will see 'em. :)
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