Groped by TIME & a FEW Questions

So, as I go on my blog travels with reckless abandon, a stumble upon and DIGG the bizarre question thursday thang over at Holly's never land ranch .... blog.
Since this is my first effort with this new and un-charted dessert isle (ooooo cupcakes!) I will copy paste my way to blogging bliss. THIS IS THE STORY !!!!

Stolen content from Holly's Never Land Ranch follows below. Google LOVES duplicate content by the way. (yep yep uhhhhh huh)

WHAT THE HECK IS BIZARRE QUESTION THURSDAY?? ...well, first, we should probably cover what it's NOT.it isn't a small cafe in or near the denver metro area.it isn't my grandmother's favorite tea cozy.it isn't my mom's signature picnic dish.it isn't batman's summer home.it isn't a small something that you plug a small device into.okay. that aside, we shall now cover how it came to be.i received a series of questions from the fabulous daryl, who was herself questioned by some other undoubtedly lovely person. i believe maria started the whole thing.i answered said questions in an honest, forthright bizarre manner and invited people (as per the rules) to volunteer for me to interview them.these were my interviewees' responses:lilacspecsmielikki`jo beaufoixcoreyit was such fun creating the questions -and even more fun to read the responses, that i wanted to do it every week.so here we are.one question, each week, which you can answer, and if you do, add yourself to mr linky. plleeease do. i paid $5 for that silver membership.nb : you don't *have* to do it in a zany way, but wouldn't it be more fun?so without further adieu, let's get to the question for the week.

You sit down at starbucks (or indeed your cafe of choice). bob's son, buddy jesus, sits down next to you with an iced chai. he says "hi (SPEEDYCAT!), how are you? i like what you're wearing. oh did you catch that red sox game?"you have a lovely chat, and OBVIOUSLY cover such topics as "why is there suffering in the world?" and "yes but am *i* getting into heaven?" and "who really framed roger rabbit?"with that out of the way,what one other question do you ask him?

"I was wondering why my hair has to keep on falling out??" ... and thanks for making me such a talented bongo player by the way

From SPEEDCAT HOLLYDALE PAGE

amazingly, steve, the guy who really runs the universe, walks in after you finish your drinks. he comes up to you and says "look, (Speedcat), i need to irradicate one little annoyance forever. i can't decide between ingrown toenails and the colour puce. what do you think?" which one do you choose, or do you choose something else? note : he can not irradicate human suffering. just small stuff, like dandruff.okay,

"Well, Steeeevo .... how about you get rid of Taco Bell? Sure, I will miss the place, but it makes me all bloated and irritable colon, yah know? My will power is just too small to combat a CHEEEESY GORDITA. Ohhh BABY!!!!!"

From SPEEDCAT HOLLYDALE PAGE

... and you might want to do something about my coveting problem (clears throwt) ahhh hemm


AND so there you have it. These loonies played too.
1. DarylE
2. Jo Beaufoix
3. Me (SPPEDY)
4. YOU!!!! ... go to bizarre question thursday fast like

From SPEEDCAT HOLLYDALE PAGE