Wednesday, January 07, 2009

Five Boobs & Tractor Tunes Hit the Target



Slick Willie Card with Momma's Signature

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Big news today? Yep, the past Presidents all got together for a nice lunch. Here they are getting their pictures taken before going to the White House cafeteria.
Obama meets his predecessors VIDEO

Presidential lunceon with presidents made by chicken Barbara Bush The photo above is a Speedcat Hollydale Page exclusive, and ONLY seen here ... until someone steals it. I only ask for a link in return (because I am dropping in the Technorati rankings)
Please take a copy and link me, won't you??


From my hidden tape recorder, I was also able to get an "insider transcript" from this momentous occasion.

Bush: Daddy, will you please cut my meat?

Bush SR: Sure son

Obama: You have GOT to be kidding! .... will you cut mine too?

Jimmy: Cut mine, and can I get a bowl of peanuts?

Barbara: MEN! ... "Hi Bill "

Clinton: Say Barbie ... you look juicy as the meat!

Obama: Here Here!!

EVERYONE: ((laughter))

Bush: I probably should not laugh at that, but it was funny

Bush SR: WHACK!!!!!! [smacks George upside the head]

Bush: I am on way to many medications for THAT to hurt daddy

Obama: Let's eat already. Hope you all enjoy this, because I am NOT inviting you all back when I take office

EVERYONE: ((silence))

Obama: Just kidding! .... next time let's invite Sting

EVERYONE: ((applause))



I know what you are thinking, "That's nice, but what did Speedcat do today??"

Well, I went to work, then to Target to get a digital TV converter box. Then I sang some tunes on a big CAT Diesel, then I went to dinner. After eating, I ran around the restaurant to burn off some calories. Right now, I am Blogging.


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171 comments:

Chris said...

Wow! MUSIC! :)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Hi Chris!!! ... that was the shortest commet ever. YOU WIN A FREE BLOGGING BADGE

YHAAAAAAAA HOOOOOOOO

I think "my" day was much more fun than the White House.

Speedcat Hollydale said...

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Here you go: Blog Badge for Chris

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

That must have been quite a luncheon. Sting would help the White House a lot.

So, you just go into wherever you are here and run around the tables? Did you get kicked out. Bwahahahahaha. Speedcat is silly.

Have a great evening. Big hug. :)

Chris said...

Wow! Blog badge!

Chris said...

hee hee hee

I can't help it. Like I can keep a comment to 2-3 words. HA! I had to write another...

THANKS for the blog badge! It's AWESOME! :)

I got a good giggle (in a good way) out of your music tonight. Everyone wanted to know what I was listening to. You had quite an audience here in WV!!! :) Clap clap clap! :)

Chris said...

I was wondering about the being kicked out thing too. :)

And where did you find all the tractors? :)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

kicked out???

No, people are far more excepting than you think. Mostly they run away.

The tractor was in the lot after snow removal in the Target parking area. That was more attention grabbing! The restuarant was almost empty. (4 people and 5 employees)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Sandee ... Sting said he would sing for the kids

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

DANG IT!!! I can't believe I missed you at Target by THIIIIIIIS much! ;)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I know!!!!

... it's like freaky friday

(what day is today?)

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Weird Wednesday I think....

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

You're purty cute up there on that tractor Doctah.

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

...I love the tractor song!


And how 'bout that Yogi Tractor Pose?!?! Rrrrr-arrrrrr!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

HEY! Am I talking to myself here or what?

Speedcat Hollydale said...

no!

Chris said...

I curious about those carts on the escalator. Is that at REAL Target? Or, is that pic a Speedy Special? ;)

Because I'm thinking a 2-story Target sounds WONDERFUL!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I made a breif segue to Britain

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

I think your tractor's sexy!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Chris ... they have lots of two story Targets.

Speedcat Hollydale said...

HI OLGA!

That's a good tune :-)

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

I know. :)

Taco Bell...ugh.

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I WANT BURRITO .... where is my combo???

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Ummmmmm....I was really hungry....

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I had tuna

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

I had tuna a couple of nights ago! How special is THAT?!?!?
;)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

fried in a old chicken pan

Speedcat Hollydale said...

yeah .... but not fried in an old chicken pan!!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I am going to TWEET my chicken pan .... k?

ha haaaa!!!!

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Fried Tuna....oh yum.

Barbara's chicken looked tasty! Are we doing Wordless Chicken Tuesday on Wednesday now? (hope hope!)

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

No....my tuna was melted...with cheeeeeeeeeese

Speedcat Hollydale said...

It is not showing up yet .....

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

What is "it"?

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I will make an official announcement!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

a pan

Speedcat Hollydale said...

ha haaaaaaaa

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

So tell me more about your Tractor Yogi Pose....

Rolando said...

Haha, I'm surprised your not in the picture with the presidents lol.

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Rolando ... they threw me OUT!!!!

I blame Clinton

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Olga ... I tore my loin

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Oh dear....you need a Nurse to take a look at that???? Apply creme? Ointment?

A Band Aid?????

Speedcat Hollydale said...

AND a large chunck of ice please

Lauren said...

OMG! What a riot! What did the people in the store think about you doing that?

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

How about a snow ball? Or two?

Speedcat Hollydale said...

LAUREN!!!!


You must be here to see my torn chikin pan (((( s m i l e ))))

Speedcat Hollydale said...

snow balls???

Speedcat Hollydale said...

WELCOME ALL TWITTER USERS !!!!!




Speedy Cat

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

If you out ice on your loin...your might have snow balls?

Not that funny....never mind. ;)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

MUCH more funny than you know .... do you???

meleah rebeccah said...

xoxoxoxoxox

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Hi Meleah .... hope you get some GOOD rest tonight.

It has been quite a week. Great picture with your father.

xoxo

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

I dunno....might need to do some research....

Daisy said...

Oh my! Such shenanigans! :D After you did all that running around at the restaurant you should have eaten another meal because you probably worked off the first one. HA!

I love the tractor song, Speedy---sounds like another hit for the latest Speedcat CD---#1 on the Billboard charts!

It's always fun here at the Speedcat Hollydale page. :)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Thanks Daisy!!!

I might add one more photo and picture and see my blog blow up!
(i did eat more later)

Why am I so hungry for cookies?

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Olga ..... uhhh ohhh

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Gosh....for some weird reason, I'm really craving some fresh Ahi...

Speedcat Hollydale said...

.... yes???

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Do you like sushi?

Lilly's Life said...

Hey you are light on your feet did you do ballet at one time? LOL

Hilarious stuff as usual. The truth is thats probably just how the conversation went down with the five boys at dinner too. And Gawd almightly every time I see Bill he makes me all weak at the knees - what is it with that man!! I can see why Hil never left him. I know saying that offends lots of women...

Thanks for the humungus post - now I will know how to burn off dinner in future - run around the restaurant like a maniac - except where are the other diners - left in a hurry or just plain camera shy?

Mimi Lenox said...

As soon as I stop being dizzy after watching you run around, I'll return to post a coherent comment.

I need to lie down.

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Mimi ... when you come back, can I ask you a question???

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Lilly ... no ballet, but I can do a pretty good "impression" of ballet.


Bill?? Really? .... You know I hear that a lot. I think Hillary is the BOMB. WOOT WEOOTE`

Sometimes, esp. when video posting, people do shy away from old Speedcat. Don't know way!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Olga ... raw????

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Ummm....yes....

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Orange Roughy???

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Eeeeww...I dont think so!

My favorites are Yellow Tail, Eel, Salmon...and Tuna. MMmmMMmmmmmmmmmmm!!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

YOU DO NOT EAT EEL ... NO WAY!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Raw EEL????


That's what seal eat!


OHHHHH NO!!!!!!!!!!!

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Actually the eel does get cook...broiled with a yummy sweet sauce....but the other are raw. I take it you are not a big sushi fan?

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Why do I type like I no speak inglish?

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Too much sushi in my cups?

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

So have my raw fish tales has frightened you away?

OK...how about a California Roll?

Speedcat Hollydale said...

You cannot frighten a cat with fish ... silly

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Rolls?????

perk perk ......


YHAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

-you can KEEP that eel pought


BLEEHHH

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Come on!!! BE ADVENTUROUS!!!!!
I mean you eat old stinki tuna fried in an old chickin pan. ;)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

nope!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

JUST LOOK AT HIM!!!!


EEL DINNER

Ohhhhhh NO!

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

OK fine. No eel...it's a deal. Chicken.


California Roll? Crab & avacado...will ya eat that?

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Ohhh sure ... and that eel is givin me the willies!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

BEEF COMBO PLEASE

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

You dont eat the HEAD!!!!! Yucky.

Here....have one of these!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

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YOKEAIRO

Speedcat Hollydale said...

YOKEAIRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Aw....LOOK!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I heard EEL MAN was lurking around the I C U

Speedcat Hollydale said...

THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE THE CAT WE HAD WHEN i WAS A KID!!!


oooops ... CaP LoCk ThiNgEee

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

OK...how about surf 'n turf?

Speedcat Hollydale said...

THIS is more SpeedyCat style!!!


MEAT PLATE

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I love surfing, but mowing the lawn??? ... that can be hired out

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

That looks very yummy!!!

I agree....surfing :)
Turfing :(

Speedcat Hollydale said...

remember THIS GUY ????

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

How could I forget him? I'm on his FACE!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

OR ..... THIS ONE !!!

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Well THAT ONE....he's my favorite!

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

WHY?????????

Speedcat Hollydale said...

OR THIS DROWSEY GUY ???

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Yes.....I remembah him....crazy golfer dood!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

why????

ha ha haaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!

cauze

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

OK! :) A little trip down memory lane! Or just trying to get me off the sushi train of thought? hee-hee!!!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

AND to finish with a favorite ....


YODA CAT !!!!!!!!!!!!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I always liked that one!


Feel the blogging force Olgeen



HA HAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

yheee heahhh oweeohhhohhhh use the force .... use the force Olgeen

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Scarey that is!!!


BUT SO IS THIS!!!!

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

I am feeling the force Speedy.....I am....

Speedcat Hollydale said...

aLRIGHT ....HOW did you do that?????



You Must tell me, you must you must

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Telll me ohhhh pleeeeeeease

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

I will tell you.....IF....

Speedcat Hollydale said...

yhooo hooooo, bacon lady!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

.... yes

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

.....IF......

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

I am thinking......

Speedcat Hollydale said...

don't make me peek at your source code again :-)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

ohhhh dear .......

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Actually....I kinda like it when you do that.....

Speedcat Hollydale said...

do dooo do do dooooo da do do dooooooooo

do da dooo da dooooooooooooooooo

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

What was the question again?

Speedcat Hollydale said...

sneaki sneaki !!!!!

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

What?.....

Speedcat Hollydale said...

dohhh !!!!!!!!!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

hmmmmmmmmm .... a BIG GIANT strip of BACON on your BLOG


smile

Speedcat Hollydale said...

... you should leave an eel on there all the time

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

I don't know HOW I did that!













But Ms. MoneyPenny does! Click here.....smooootch!!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

A man can poop no diamonds when chowin eel all day. He needs FIBER!


and bacon

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

May I Tweet that? ;)

RennyBA said...

Woooow, 120 comments. Sorry I am way too late then - but hope you read the last one too ;-)

First of all: Happy New Year to you dear blog friend!

Sorry I have not been around lately, but my back hurt very bad and it's hard to type - besides: I miss Olga's massage you know!

Btw: see my last post; May I ask for your support?

Speedcat Hollydale said...

http://bacolicio.us/http//:speedcathollydale.blogspot.com

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Renny ... You got it!!!!

Be right over after I try my new Moneypenny bacon Blog (((smile)))

Speedcat Hollydale said...

yes

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

http://bacolicio.us/http://speedcathollydale.blogspot.com/

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

You left out a :

Gosh....what WOULD YOU DO without me? XOXO

Speedcat Hollydale said...

OHHHH yes .... my silly


Gotta go for a minute

I'll be up later :-)

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Be up later? It's nearly 1AM! Does tuna have caffeine in it????

I dont know if I'll be up later....unless you mean later tomorrow! ;)

PS: I tweeted your comment! :)
XOXOXO

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Arrrg...I'm starting to sag....


G'night Speedy! Smoooooootch!

goooooood girl said...

i like your blog......

Speedcat Hollydale said...

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Speedcat Hollydale said...

Good Morning Olga!!!

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Cuppie coffee?

Scarlet said...

Singing on tractors, running around in restaurants and chatting with traveling bras...you are a riot!! (Where have you been all my life??) lol

Miss Moneypenny said...

Playing ketchup...time FLU by this week...

The Big Boys can't cut their Meat?,
Slick Willie is in Heat,
With Barbie Bush in the Love Seat,
While you sing a CAT Beat? :~)

Hapi said...

Hello there my friend! I found your blog very interesting so I have added your link in my Blogroll. I hope you'll link me back. Have a nice day! http://hapiblogging.blogspot.com/

dmarks said...

Look at little Jimmy. I think that the peanut diet can stunt one's growth.

Teresa said...

You are a hoot! Cat 2 cat 2 cat... Hee hee!!! Go Speedcat!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Teresa!!

Glad to see you - Cat 2 Cat 2 Cat

ha haaaaa! Tweet cha laytah :-)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Dmarks ... I really did not notice that, but YOU ARE RIGHT!

Jimmy looks all famished. Good thing Barbara made a big luncheon

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Hapi ... R U in Austrailia too???

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Moneypenny .... EXCELLENT

You ooooze coolness :-)

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

I wanna ride on your tractor! Woooo!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Olga .... well step right up!!!

watch your bra straps on the third rung

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Scarlet ... I loved your blog too!

Please stop in again. Everyone is welcome in Hollydale.

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

OK!....let's take this thing for a ride!!! I'll drive....you sing.

holly said...

i can't believe you let me watch that video of you running for free. i so would have paid.

*Akilah Sakai* said...

After viewing the 2 videos and hearing that magnificent voice during the "Tractor" song, I can only say I bow down to thee.

I bow low and I am humbled...

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Akilah!

You are so kind .... how about a BIG hug??

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Holly ... "GREAT NAME" btw :)

BHlogging is juist way to much fun to charge any money!

how much money ??


HA HAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!
J/K

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Olga ... Okeee DoeKeee


How are you going to steer and press the accelerator tho ???

(thinking)

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Remember how stretchy I am?????

Mimi Lenox said...

Hapi is big time SPAM too. Hapi is all over all my blogs and it ain't makin' me happy.

Yes, Speedy, you may ask me anything you like.

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Mimi ... I think I know who Happy and Good Girl are. Niether happy or good! Very very surprising "WHO".


The question??

Just how you liked my new meme :-)

( I was hoping you might stop in )

*Akilah Sakai* said...

Sure thing...

H-U-G

The Muse said...

Im not sure how blogger has managed to wipe me off your bloggers follow list...but im still here!


do you have a license to drive that thing (the target cart?)lol

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

Have a terrific day and weekend Speedy. Thanks for being one of my top commenters too. Big hug. :)

teeni said...

That transcript was awesome!!!! Sorry I've been neglectful lately but I will be giving you lots of links in the near future! And all you have to do in return is keep being your awesome self! I wonder who takes all those photos of you when you are running around restaurants and stuff?

Creative Mish said...

That last video looks like you're trying to burn off your calories before you even eat your food!

meleah rebeccah said...

I love the Target photo the most

Julie said...

Oh Speedy....and you weren't THAT much out of breath either! I AM impressed.

I know...you were living for that statement!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Just picking up a linky poo.....

Doctor Shoal said...

Where am I ????

Doctor Shoal said...

Nurse ????????

mauniejames3 said...

Speedy...I am exhausted from just reading about your exciting exploits...however do you do it?
Blush...fan waving across my beaming face. Feeling silly today so must be better.

Leaving in a couple of days for Fl. a little tentative this year...not sure why.

Were getting more snow today...that's why we are leaving. Penny has been packing for a week.

BIBI said...

HAHAHAHA! They probably did act that way at the dinner. Great dialogue. I wish I was a fly on the wall to hear what they DID say you know?!? You are not to far off of what America thinks of the Bush's as well. (Sorry Bush supporters)

Great blog, LMAO.