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Sunday, November 30, 2008
Saturday, November 29, 2008
Photo Funia Photoshop
This Paper is clickable to see a Topless Doctor Shoal Santa (rated x)
These images were made with Photofunia. They are so easy to make! All you need to do is upload a photo. The face recognition technology does the rest. Great way to add something unique to your own posts.
Thanks to Bobby at Revellian Dot Com for introducing me to this great on-line tool.
Friday, November 28, 2008
Bluff Your Way in Golf & a Tag on me Pants!
The Teach tagged Julie who TAGGED ME with this little meme that goes like this ....
Pass it on to five other bloggers, and tell them to open the nearest book to page 46. Write out the fifth sentence on that page, and also the next two to five sentences. The closest book, not the coolest, or the one you think will sound the best. THE CLOSEST.
So the book I'm reading to you is called, "Bluff Your way in Golf"
One of the finest things about golf is that the crappiest amateur is allowed to play on the very same courses as the most hallowed professional. Duffers get angry, throw things, and swear a lot. The pros only do these things when off camera. As Speedcat walked up to the first tee box at the Pebble Beach Pro Am, he stated that the cameras better be taking pictures AFTER his shot, or he would kick the guilty party in the ball sack. Tiger Woods laughed .... 
and then said, "Speedy - you are the most fun golfer I know!" Speedcat told Woods to shut up for a moment so he could concentrate. The gallery was shocked, and a few booos were heard. To that, SpeedyCat Hollydale grabbed his bag of clubs from the caddie, threw them in the water and quit. His last parting words were legendary ..... "If I wanted to hang around a bunch of idiots, I could have went to the Blogger Convention. Golf in California is a crock of hoooey!"
I tag these fine bloggers: DANA! JENNIFER! VINNY! SPEEDCAT! and THE PUPPY! I hope you five enjoy this little meme and don't forget to grab your award because YOU are a sexy bookworm! ... well, Julie said they were :-)
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Thursday, November 27, 2008
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Time
Mornings should be exciting. I remember when they were ... so many possibilities were at the tip of my fingertips. An empty city where all the lights are green, and 400 HP is on demand under the hood. Remember falling in love, being extemporaneous, and being free to fly wherever the wind blew? I do.
I wake up now with dread. I know what I am in for, and the alarm clock is like a ticking time bomb. With such a negative start to this post, it may seem that finding a positive ending would be futile, but what follows is serenity.
I get home thanking God the day is over. A massive peace and joy overpowers my entire essence. I am not really sure why, but blogging takes my mind far from the 12 hour days of stress and toil. Freedom ... I can write anything I want, communicate with friends, listen to Pandora Radio with the headphones on high playing my hand picked favorites from 20 years ago. Right now I am listening to "Bread". I had all but forgotten about this band until a line of comments a while back reminded me of them. Ahhhh - I love just talking in comments, sort of a mini Twitter, or instant messenger right on my blog.
I guess what you know of happiness is dictated by the hardships you endure. The comparison of joy vs pain. I hear people say they are "bored" and it blows me right off my chair. I NEVER have enough time do do the things I like. Right now with a "day off" ahead of me and smiling faces to share the holiday with, I have that soda fizz bubbling up kind of feeling. I love that feeling.
Times have changed, and I have followed suit. When I was 18 I wanted to be anywhere but home. Now ... it is my solace.
. . . If you peek in the window, you will see me with a grin and a some chicken. Speedy likes chicken.
Have a blessed and wonderful holiday everyone. Thanks for taking the time to be here for a moment in Hollydale.
Sunday, November 23, 2008
Jaffer Visits The Doctor Shoal Clinic in Hollydale
Jaffer at Mania Ravings was the latest to have a free plastic surgury done at the World Famous Doctor Shoal Clinic in Hollydale. We have the before and after photos available here first with this Speedcat Hollydale Page exclusive.
If you liked this post, you should see what the Doctor Shoal Clinic's resident NURSE did! Check it out at the 2008 Great News for Beavers and Other Hairy Beasts!
Minnesota Senate Race & a Bunch of Rats!
While most of the country gets a break from all of the political mumbo jumbo .... Minnesnowta is still stuck in a campaign blizzard.Preliminary results show Norm Colman as the Senate victor, but with such a close vote count, Al Frankin is doing all he can to change that, because he is good enough, and strong enough, and just really likes himself!
The manual recount has started , and Senator Norm Coleman is trying to reassure supporters that while the vote totals may “swing wildly from day to day,” they were confident the Republican lawmaker would hold onto his seat.
Meanwhile, Al Franken traveled to Washington to meet with Senate leaders Harry Reid, Charles E. Schumer and Amy Klobuchar. Looks like he thinks Frankenberries will be the cereal of choice at the Senate floor breakfasts.
According to a spokesman, Franken gave the senators an update on the recount process and they briefed him on the party’s legislative agenda. When he emerged from one of his meetings on Capitol Hill he reportedly said that he was cautiously optimistic about his chances.The AL campaign "fighting" for every last vote. A judge ruled to force one Minnesota county to turn over data on absentee voters whose ballots were rejected. The Franken team is trying to obtain similar information from each of the state’s 87 counties.
Thousands of volunteers are out all across Minnesota to witness the recount process. I am not one of them. Re-counts are bunk! What makes a re-count more official than the original results? In my mind, a hand count is far more likely to have errors. Here is my count .... Norm won.
The Coleman campaign turned its Web site into Web site into a real-time ticker of recount developments, and both candidates are raising money (bribing judges) to keep their campaigns afloat until a winner is declared.
Officials set a goal of Dec. 5 to complete the re-count. The state canvassing board plans to reconvene on Dec. 16 to review all the challenged ballots. Then, the Christmas presents will be handed out!
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Dancing with the Stars
As most of you know, I am a contestant on Dancing with the Stars this season. Things are going great, except for that stupid Warren Sapp. This guy is really pissing me off ... after an altercation in the backstage green room, he filed a restraining order against me. Now, I have to wait across the street until my performance time slot.
The show is down to 4 couples, including me and my new squeeze, Kym Johnson. She has really taught me some great moves, and I had no idea that my aging body could even be contorted in such pretzel like ways. Vegas odds-makers have me at 10 to 1 , and my entire family has bet their life savings. I have my fingers crossed! Uncle Vinny said I win, or I will be with the fishes. "I do not even have an aquarium" ... so this confuses me.
Make sure and tune in ... you can vote for Speedcat and Kym by texting { w-i-n-c-a-t } to #40707
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