I was born in a small town, Pelominie South Dakota. We didn't have much ... but I have some memories and this photo.
People called my "Lil Speedy", and I reckon that's where my legend started. I was out in the yard one day, and in the blink of an eye my mamma lost me. I was racing down County Road 7.
Police were called and the whole town went into panic mode. They found me sitting in a sand box making castles about 10 miles from where I started. Yes .... they said I must have been the fastest baby that ever lived. With that came fame and recognition, and that was good because daddy said I was not the cutest child he had ever seen. I know what your thinking - that bearded baby is kinda cute! Well, I was in my own Speedy way.
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Ummmm.... I'm scared!
(grin)
Is this like the ugliest dog contest they have every year?
Lauren,
I can't believe you said that! :) haha Hilarious!
Speedy, maybe you should post a REAL baby pic for comparison. :) Then we can all oooh and awwww and, you know, not be scared. :)
Well, I can understand why you had a beard as a little baby. Because babies are Not Allowed to handle razor blades for shaving. I am surprised more babies do not have beards. Maybe they use safety razors.
That very well may be the creepiest baby ever, and you know I mean that in the best possible way.
Now that's creepy!!!!
Not many babies are ugly.. but you.. well... I'm speachless. You have the looks only a Mother could love..
I completely agree with Michelle! LOL
LOL...........
Speechless...LOL
(and that is so hard to accomplish with a Muse) LOL
Oh common everyone...I have never seen a baby I would consider ugly...and...if this baby has your wonderful loving personality...I for one would love him...big nose...beard and all...(laughing)
been having a "difficult" dayntoday. Thanks for the laugh!
Hello Speedcat Hollydale!
Where's my razor?!?!?
So THAT'S how it all started!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Ten miles!! My goodness!! You were indeed a speedy baby. Oh golly!
You ran all that way in such a big hurry so you could build a sand castle?!!--heee heee heee!
Do you have any pictures of the sand castles that "lil Speedy" made?
Oh my! You are just too funny my friend. :)
Happy Sunday to you Speedy! :D
And I thought that OTHER photo was going to give me nightmares. Yikes! LOL. I have tagged you for a meme and still owe you one!
http://www.vtroom.com/2008/12/07/five-things-meme-twisted-into-a-handwriting-meme/
I find this picture truly disturbing..........are you sure you're not part alien???
I've always wanted to see you in a diaper. Bwahahahahahaha. Have a great rest of the weekend. Big hug. :)
omg Speedy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lmao speedy you never cease to crack me up!
That baby needs a Santa Hat!
omg, LOL!! Thank goodness your nose got smaller as you got older!
Oh Dog! I know I'm a Collie and everything and that Collies are great protecting kids. But to be honest with you I don't think I coulda been your doog Speedy. It would have just been too painful to hang out with you man! I mean even Collies have their limits!
I mean, I've herded some pretty fugly kids but you took the cake, man.
Awww- it's the pregnant man's baby!
You were by far the cutest damn baby ever! Don't let them tell you anything different!
*Now, where is that brown bag?*
that photo is CRAZY. With a capitol K.
Um, did anyone carry that photo in a Mommy's brag book? That person should get AWESOME Mother's Day gifts.
But what's not to love, right?
I think I need a lobotomy after seeing this. I may never be the same again!
Instead of a rattle ... I'll bet you had your first razor, huh? You still got pretty big ... I mean big pretty eyes. That's cool.
Eric,
That's scary. Thanks for the nightmares. I think your need to take a break from Photoshop for a while.
Everyone ... I tryed to STOP many times, but alas, I cannot!
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