Thoughest dost taste and wet the lip of thine heart?
Shirley has donst givest enough?
Let Spedencatten imbues mine eyes to the glory my sweet!
The Montegue will be scorned and set to flame ...
for what burnests in my loin is scald and boil
Taketh my hand, and leadeth mine gut to the well
... for I thirst, and wane.
161 comments:
Well, golly! HA HA HA! If your loin is scald and boil--why that sounds like it might be a bit painful! Perhaps Shakespearean Prose Cat will need to make an appointment to visit Dr. Shoal!! Oh my!
(blushing)
Daisy!
Yes, I had more photos with this post, but blogger flagged me.
They dost en taketh and leadeth Spedcatten on cord and coller
What does that mean that Blogger flagged you?
Well, A big dude with a big B on his chest came in with a blogger badge and broke down my door ... then took my images away!!
Technorati called with a warning, and google banned me
yoo hoo! Here I am. HA HA! You are a speedy cat and hard to catch.
.... then a talking corn chip dipped his head in my guacamole`
You are quick too!
here - there - commentating every where!!!
I have no idea what you are talking about but I'm sorry they took your images away.
A talking corn chip! What did it say? I don't think I've ever heard a corn chip say anything before.
I made that part up ... so not REALLY so bad :-)
They sound just like Twiggy, and say "crunch" quite a bit.
... and JAVAJAVAJAVAS
ha ha ha
They must like to drink coffee, I guess. You got to be careful though because when corn chips have too much caffeine things can get a little out of hand!
Of course, that never happens here in Holldale--that things would get out of hand, I mean. ;)
ha ha ha
Holldale--where's that?
I meant to type Hollydale, of course!
My head went faster than my fingers.
Ohhh no. The Sheriff has a quick trigger and a iron rule.
(i am the sheriff too)
Holleniagenvillertowndale
I'd hate to have to learn how to spell THAT!!!
Being Sheriff is a very important job. I bet you are a better sheriff than Andy is. You'd probably lock up that old Ernest T Bass and throw away the key!
It's in the Shakesperian Dictionary ((smile))
That would be in the 301 to 401 section of the Dewie
crunch crunch crunch java java java
Andy just sings to the prisoners!
no good
crunch crunch crunch java java javacrunch crunch crunch java java javacrunch crunch crunch java java javacrunch crunch crunch java java java crunch crunch crunch java java javacrunch crunch crunch java java java crunch crunch crunch java java javacrunch crunch crunch java java javacrunch crunch crunch java java javacrunch crunch crunch java java javacrunch crunch crunch java java javacrunch crunch crunch java java java crunch crunch crunch java java javacrunch crunch crunch java java java crunch crunch crunch java java javacrunch crunch crunch java java java
HA HA HA HA HA!
Well, actually, I think Shakespeare is probably in the 800's for Literature. The 300s are Social sciences and the 400s are Foreign Languages. :D
Bet you didn't think I knew that. HA HA!
I must have been looking in the Metric Dewie :-)
Andy teaches the prisoners folk songs and Aunt Bea feeds them chicken and gravy and biscuits.
I wonder if Aunt Bee is related to the helicopter hornet. Hmmmmm.....
I think we should feed the talking corn chips to the aliens and see what happens!! HA HA!
Hey Daisy!
I was looking for you to THANK YOU! :) And here you are! :) So, thanks!!! :)
@ Metric Dewie LOL!!
OOPS! Hi to you too, Speedy! :) hee hee
I have a secret crush on Aunt Bee ... but that darn Englishter has her haert.
HEART - HA HAAAAA !!!!!!!!1
Hi Chris! You are welcome! And thank you too! :D
Hi Chris!!!
You were playing pool at Daisies ??
And Speedy, I can't BELIEVE you were BANNED from Google! I can't IMAGINE what those pics were like! OH MY!
Well it is not a secret anymore, Speedy because you just told me and Chris! HA HA!
Any more Shakspear ????
Daisy has a pool?
I hope my feed readers are all out of town this weekend!!!!
CANNONBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kaaaaa SPASH!!!!!!!!
DRAT! I should have signed up with a feed reader!!!
I mean, really, how picky were they being?
Not a swimming pool. A pool table. My sons were playing pool on my blog today. HA HA!
What is a feed reader? I don't know all these terms you use, Speedy. HA!
Yeah, but since there is no PROOF, he COULD just be making it all up. Daisy, what do you think?
I think they have an aversion to corn chips and aliens ???
At least my core internet scathon ray was not stolen
I need to go read your blog today! I was on my way over and stopped here first, since I know there's a link in the blogroll.
AAACK! Speedy, you got me all wet. I guess you jumped into the stream by your little cabin in the wilderness. (wiping water out of eyes)
Feeds go out on Atom, RSS, and some others.
You want to see my feed???
BRRR! That sounds pretty chilly this time of year!
oooops (blush)
That would have been a terrible shame if the blog police had taken your core internet scathon ray away!!
esp with no heat and no door!!
for SURE!!!
Oh my! Well, I don't know?! Do I?
HA HAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!
It is not scary. More like microphishe`
Chris I don't think Speedy ever makes anything up. I think he always tells the 100% truth with just minor modifications and adjustments here and there.
Microphishe--little fishes? Like little Nemo?
I'm so confused. HA HA!
We have microfiches at the library in the genealogy room.
FEED
"minor modifications and adjustments here and there..."
Yes, that would cover it! All in a humorous fashion, of course. :)
Hey, I just read your meme over at Dancing with Daisy and it was awesome! AND I saw your "little" boys playing pool with grandpa. That was neat.
did that work???
hmmmm
@ Chris ... I loved that post!!!
I read the feed.
I don't get it.
Banned?
Am I just being slow?
Like little Nemo??? Exactly!
I am a clown fish ... I am a clown fish!!!
Ha Ha! yes that worked--oh I get it now--you're talking about Google Reader.
Aw shucks, Chris. Thanks! :D
My little boys aren't so little anymore! :(
They are both taller than me now!
clown fish (smile)
I love the seagulls in that movie when they all scream out "mine,mine, mine, mine."
ha ha
We were embellishing ... and playing cards at my new casino and sinatra stage on the sidebar over there to the right :-)
embellishing? Speedy, you were embellishing? uh oh
mine,mine, mine, minemine,mine, mine, minemine minemine,mine, mine, minemine,mine, mine, minemine minemine,mine, mine, minemine,mine, mine, minemine mine
mine,mine, mine, minemine,mine, mine, minemine minemine,mine, mine, minemine,mine, mine, minemine minemine,mine, mine, minemine,mine, mine, minemine minmine,mine, mine, minemine,mine, mine, minemine minemine,mine, mine, minemine,mine, mine, minemine minemine,mine, mine, minemine,mine, mine, minemine minee
You have a casino and Sinatra stage? Wow! This blog is a roomy place!
All I have is a pool table.
Oh-oh! Now he's a seagull!
A cat and a dog and a flower walk into a BAR, and order three pepsi's and corn chips !!!!
yes, just like that! HA HA HA!
Chris has a sleigh made out of ice at her blog. :D
HA HOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
LOOK at me!~
mine,mine, mine, minemine,mine, mine, minemine minemine,mine, mine, minemine,mine, mine, minemine minemine,mine, mine, minemine,mine, mine, minemine minmine,mine, mine, minemine,mine, mine, minemine minemine,mine, mine, minemine,mine, mine, minemine minemine,mine, mine, minemine,mine, mine, minemine minee
Did they ask for any GRAPES?
Well I can't wait to hear the punch line to that one!!!
sleigh made out of ice ???
I mean, they would if there was a DUCK with them. That's what they do.
Yes, a SLEIGH made out of ICE. EVERY COOL.
Very COOL indeed.
Don't order cherry Pepsis. The aliens already drank them all.
Bartender says .... Aren't you all looking for the Home and garden show at the civic center??
I meant VERY cool, not EVERY cool.
oooops
meow meow meow
Going over to Chris's blog .... be back :-)
It is so COOOOOOOOOL that it is FROZEN.
She made her kids get in it so she could take their picture. HA HA!
Froze their little backsides right to the sleigh seat. (just kidding--tee hee)
Actually, the bartender told the duck, NO he did not have any grapes. Get out. Go find a grape vendor. He's a mean bartender.
but, the duck tried again, of course.
(this is a long joke.... have you heard it?)
The home and garden show!??
So we can buy grass seed to plant on your golf course?
HA HA!
Ahh, Daisy! You got my COOL joke! Not many did. :)
Why is Speedy meowing now?
Should we be afraid? :)
No I haven't. Do ducks like grapes? ha ha
Go ahead I am listening. :D
Speedy is meowing because he is a cat--a Speed cat. I think. Unless of course he is Shakespeare or a hornet or a seagull or a cowboy or a golfer or a doctor or a singer or a dancer or........................
Well, this duck does.
So, he goes back to the bar and... you guessed it, asks for grapes again.
Same response from the bartender. NO GRAPES.
Same thing the next night.
Bartender is REALLY perturbed. Says, "GET OUT OR I'LL NAIL YOUR BEAK TO THE BAR!"
what???
Oh no!! That poor duck!
Is the beek still there??
Ha haaaaaaaaa !!!!!!!!!1
Next night, duck steps back into the bar. Bartender glares at him.
Duck asks him if he has any nails.
What? No!
Then, do you have any grapes?
Gimme the bill!!!!!
I don't tell it as well as a friend of mine does. :)
ha haaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!
LMAO !!!!
Actually, Speedy, your COMMENTS on the joke are funnier than the JOKE! haha
HA HA HA HA HA!
Daisy is worried about the duck (((smile)))
Yeah, he's a clever duck.
I am having fun talking to you all tonight, but young son is wanting the computer to talk to his girlfriend. Sigh.
Guess I better tell you goodnight.
I gotta run for a bit ... Be beek (I mean bill) - back in a few !!
Taking the check now :-)
Bummer. :(
Aren't you worried about the duck too, Speedy? :D
Yeah, don't ducks eat clown fish as well as grapes?
G'night Chris! G'night Speedy!
Have a good weekend! :D
Taketh my hand, and leadeth mine gut to the well....
That was so poetic.
In a gastroentestical kind of way....
Chow!
hehe
(seemed fitting to spell it that way today!)
I'm trying to interpret this. Your heart and lips have a taste for Shirley. Speedencatens eyes are glorious. The Monetues are flaming hot. But not as hot as your loins. You need help to the well to cool down...
I think a cold shower would be better!
Well, apparently he did jump in the creek by his shack tonight. Maybe that did the trick. :)
Good analysis, btw. :)
Shakespeare makes me HOT. And thirsty.
Who's Shirley?
Olga ... Shirley you jest!
he heeee
Chris .... I gots me trouts!!!
Michelle .... ohhhh, very nice critique. You are here from the Broadway Review magazine???
Mimi ... I wrote that part for you, knowing how you love fine dining (((smile)))
Sure is a lot of huggin going on at your blog tonight!!
Oh Doctah Oh Doctah! Where fore art thou Oh Docath?
Smooooooootcheth! :)
(Your blog is acting strangeth)
please explain the strangeness for 5 minutes (as per telegram)
LOL
What telegram?
(I see missing immages....or rather I don't see images that are missing!...Wait...that doesn't make sense either....dang!....I think some of your stuff isn't showing up.)
I am invisisble????
The stoopid comment widget kepps on goofing up, and dropping my page load time as ir waits for a reply. Add one more problem with say, blogger follower widget and my whole page poops out.
I might scrap the commeny widget - it never works right.
I do notuth understanduth a darnduth thingus you sayith!
LAUREN!!!!
Doth neeth eequeethen
Thou haveth scalding loins?
Dost thou realize you speaketh these scintillating words unto a woman who is home alone?
wow only 100 more comments to get back on your list!!
Hi Nurse hug and kisses!:-)
Hi Jackie!
... that part seems to stand out.
My next story will be far less graphic, and motivated with song.
Ha haaaaaaaa!!!
Nice to see you :-)
Hi Daisy too:-)
Gee whiz I actually get to visit Olga again and really see whats happening.
That list hardly ever works ...
How is the connection tonight???
How did you get in trouble with Google and Technorati? You are such a good boy!:-)
Nice hat !!!
I think they are blog pirates!
Technorati finally kicked in for me tonight - my posts and links out were nor working right.
I pinged about 8 times!!!
I am headed over to your blog too :-)
Thou Dost hast takest cunning pleasure as thee Phantom Lord of Ultimate Darkness who hast stretched from thee undercover Fruit of the loom into thou Victoria Secrets.
Va Voom!
Hello there Miss Secrets (LOL)
You have a charming name, for sure. Victorias secrets are all buried under the Capulate Chocolate Castle in Hollyduke, Springlords of the hampton.
The key is under the mat down by the riva
NURSE !!!!!
Awwwww Eric, you never stop surprising you readers :lol:
Have a wonderful weekend!
Now I have nice hat too! :)
Me too!
But I still have the NICEST hat (& it's under my Santa hat)
This is going to give me nightmares.
he doith be rather cuteith :)
I ponder ... which one?? LOL
The cookies came in the mail today - THANKS!!
munch munch munch
Teeni .... sorry ((((smile)))
I was in a phase last night. Today I just want to write about candy
NUrse!
how fetching ... a "lure" ing really
Busy n Olga ... I better get a hat too!
So holidayish, me like!
Hi Renny!
Nor do you. Your posts are ALWAYS great. Esp because of my Norwegion heritage. Thanks for stopping by Mr BA !!
Speedy, I think you already wear quite enough hats! :)
Ha haa!
True, but the Santa hat I like. Give me 4 minutes, I will be back with my new digs
It's been 5 minutes. tap tap tap (grin)
(I just wanted to say tap tap tap!) :)
.... sorry, long line at the register :)
I just need to change my profile, hat is on!!!
Christmas Golfer dude !!!!!!!!!
can hardly see it ... LOL!!!
I was just thinking the same thing... but then I enlarged the picture. :) Looks great!
And the cat pic is a terrific addition. :) Nice drawing.
I might create a better one later!
The avatars are so tini, it's hard to tell how they will look until you try one on.
I wouldn't worry about it. It looks awesome and festive. If the hat was bigger, you wouldn't be able to see your face.
It is sorta small....want me to help you make it bigger?
thou dost spake the Shakepeare real good Spedencatten..
and yea...thou hast won the 500 ECs for thou absurdist comment :)
will send via carrier pigeon ;)
on the 12th night when the roses have waned.. (and thou gut has subsided)
I love Shakespear in Love. That was one awesome film!
Thou dost writist the whackist and now I writith wiff a lispth.
My head bursts with thoughts of no particular rhyme or reason, drunken bees trapped in the fermented honey of their own making.
So is quackin wiff dah Spedencatten
What ho? A foe! That man hath borrowethed me tights, and without permission!
THUNK!!!!!!! Giveth me my tights back. HUZZAH!!! Giveth!!! And why whinest thou about thy rheumetism? There now, good villain, givest me my tights!
Oh.
Me thinkest these aren't mine, good fellow.
Here.
If I lookest liketh I'm getting smaller, that's becauseth ....
I'm leaving!!! (runneth like mad)
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