Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Romance on the Coast

Cantina of loneliness and heartbreak



I remember the first time I heard the song, as it took me by surprise. My heart stirred as I listened to the melody, and felt the ocean breeze warmly blow across my face. There were not many in the hotel cantina, just me and a few tourists. My travels were not personal, yet at this moment in time I felt as though I was on an adventure.

Fire dazzle sunset over the ocean
I was standing under the canopy that connected the main bar and the beach area ... somewhat like the perfect segue from relaxation to paradise.
As the song ended, I felt suddenly alone. That's when my eyes caught hers.
My initial reaction was to shyly turn away, but I could not. I was captivated as she flowed across the room. She smiled in my direction - and it sent a shiver down my spine. She sat at the bar and started a conversation with an older couple wearing floral printed shirts and shorts.
A laugh erupted from somewhere inside of me as I reflected on my boyish reaction to her beauty. I felt so young as I turned to walk out towards the ocean and feel the light spray dance across my skin.
The sun was just about below the horizon, when it appears as a bright orange glow. I swallowed the last of my grapefruit juice and jostled the ice with my straw. Seemed to be a good way to end Love gone wrong by colonmy day and return to my room.

Turning back, to my surprise, there was the mystery woman right behind me. "There is nothing better than the sun going down into the Pacific", she said.
My best reply was, "I know, couldn't agree more".
My mind raced. Surely you can come up with something better than that, I thought.
Before a new sentence could form, she reached out her hand to mine.
"I haven't danced in such a long time ... care Empty dance floor with no loveto join me inside?", she charmingly requested.
I said, "Well, any other time my answer surely would be yes, but my gut is all bound up from eating 5 chili dogs ... man, I need to take a dump"

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Greeneyezz said...

Mmm

That's too bad.

Speedcat Hollydale said...

For sure Greeneyes .... I curse the chili dogs.

Chris said...

I'm surprised you could down any grapefruit juice at all on top of 5 chili dogs! ;)

catscratch said...

Advice... no more chili dogs!

Chris said...

Ya never know....

Maybe her next comment was, "Oh wow! ME TOO!"

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Catscratch ... well, she actually said to call when I was done

Chris said...

That is TMI!!!! :)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Chris .... good call!!

Grapefruit juice is like Pepto Bismal to me (smile)

In truth, my stomache is like a steel container. I can eat / drink anything.

Speedcat Hollydale said...

tmi tmi tmi tmi!!!!!

Chris said...

haha! YES! TMI! :)

Grapefruit juice....hmmmm.... at least it tastes better than Pepto! :)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I love Grapfruit ... and always order it when out and about.

coltfan said...

that is hilarious good post speedy!

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

Oh Speedy, Speedy, Speedy. Are you saying you could screw up a free lunch? I'm thinking. Bwahahahahaha.

Big hug honey. :)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Sandee ... FREE LUNCH?!??

wha?

Where is it?


I so Hungarian!!!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Coltfan ... why thank you. It is unbelievably close to the truth.

Babs (Beetle) said...

I knew it! You really are mad ;O)

Chris said...

HEY! No making fun of Hungarians!!!!! :)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Chris ... you are Hungarian???

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Beetle!

Ohhh no, I never get angry. Love sick sure .... mad? - NOPE!!

Chris said...

No, but my kids are half. :)

Chris said...

You NEVER get mad? NEVER? Really?

Speedcat Hollydale said...

... they must snack, being half hungry

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Nope.


Anger is a waste of my enery!!!

Chris said...

Oh yes! Don't even get me started on the quantity of groceries I buy! It's astounding.

I agree. Anger is a waste of energy.

Although, right now I am most perturbed (is that angry?) over my daughter's teacher reprimanding her for saying the word, "heck." I'm going to put a poll on my blog. I want to know how many people think that is swearing. Funny thing is, I never swear. Anyway, I'm just curious.

Mimi Lenox said...

Sidenote to Chris: Heck is not a cuss word.

Now back to Speedy's potential lost love of his life. What were you THINKING??!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

"heck" is commonly thought of as a substitute for double tooth picks. That's the only resoning I could see. Swearing??? No, not at all.

Teach may be a bit prudish

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Mimi .... I KNOW!!!!!!!!!

I am making some new hydrogen pants to get my mind off of her.

Chris said...

Didn't you get her number or offer her some food or something?

Mimi Lenox said...

I'll bet if you fly back to her in your new nifty helium balloon pants she'll forget what you said about...what was it?....oh yeah.
I remember.

Maybe not.
(bwwaahhhahhhaa)

Chris said...

Ummmm....

Yeah, I think Mimi is right...

It's going to take more than helium pants to make her forget the words, "take a dump."

Pretty sure.

I'm thinking most of your readers won't even be able to forget it! haha

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Mimi - That would make quite an impression. GOOD idea ... packing a dinner to go for my in flight meal!!!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Chris .... as CRAZY as this sounds, I try to put something in my posts that does just that - linger in the readers mind.

Speedcat Hollydale said...

OHHHH .... and yes, I gave her my blog URL.


Ha haaaaaaaa !!!!!!!!!!!

Chris said...

So, let me get this straight, you PREMEDITATED linking yourself and the word DUMP in our minds?

This is MOST interesting. :)

Chris said...

You gave her your BLOG URL?

So, if she visits, now you've REINFORCED the dump idea?

oh-oh!

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Well I hope she waited for you?

Chris said...

I know that now I can't seem to form a comment without using the word...dump.

I wonder if anyone else feels that way.

Speedcat Hollydale said...

The first part was good???

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Olga ... I am waiting here at my blog for her to leave a comment.

She has my blog card

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Hmmmm....How will you know when it's her?

Speedcat Hollydale said...

....... i did not think of that


dammit

Speedcat Hollydale said...

(I mean, OOOPS)


smile

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Ya know...I used to like to drink Salty Dogs...back in the day....

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

I assumed she will prolly ask you if you are done yet?

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Salty Dogs?

Me too, and screwdrivers with lemon sour.


LONG AGO!!!!!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I'm good ... (better now)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

My new FAV comment from Daisy, just in from the mailbox ....


"After seeing Speedy's artwork, I think everyone else will even be afraid to try because nothing can compare to THAT!! "

Daisy is so cool :-)

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Yes....LONG TIME ago! Well glad to hear you're better now...thought maybe I'd have to call in The Nurse! She's still reocvering from the Christmas Party ya know....

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Funny....I see Daisy's comment as a bit of a CHALLENGE!!! Ha-HAAAAAAAAA!

Now where ARE my crayons.....????

Speedcat Hollydale said...

It twas quite a night I say.

The story is running on TMZ tonight

Speedcat Hollydale said...

You are going to draw one too???

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Actually I think I will draw a beaver...since I am sorta an expert on the lil' varmits....

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

((HA-HA! MY new FAV Direct Twitter message just arrived: "Thanks!" from The Spleen!....ya don't hear THAT everyday! hee-hee!))

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Speedcat editing himself ..... "Can't wait Nurse Hugans!!!"

Speedcat Hollydale said...

You made the Spleen a new hat!!!

What does a spleen write about???
Digestive topics??

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Can't wait for WHAT? To see my beaver? I'm working on it....hang on!!! Geesh.

Hey - Olga's on pretty good ters with her spleen! How cool is THAT?!?!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

terms

Speedcat Hollydale said...

HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

you the funniest nurse in Hollydale

Speedcat Hollydale said...

You are using a crayon???

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Listening to Scorpions!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Ummmmm.....I am having issues with my beaver.....

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Ohh my!

They have an obedience class at Petsmart


((((( GRIN )))))

Speedcat Hollydale said...

You have one in the HOUSE?

Speedcat Hollydale said...

....... so much for the dining room table

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

My 'puter crashed!


Beaver is almost presentable!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Prolly chewed wires

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

I want you to realize that I did this under less than desireable conditions...

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Okeee Doeki!!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I drew mine in a blizzard with a shifter in my right hand ...

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I drew mine in a blizzard with a shifter in my right hand ...

Speedcat Hollydale said...

oooops

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Well I had to draw with a dull crayon in the dark! But here ya go! Ta-DAAAAA!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

LOVE LOVE LOVE that artwork!

SHAZAM!!!!!!!!! Cigar smoking beaver Cat

LMAO

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Whooooooops! That's the wrong one! Silly me.

Ta-DAAAAAA!!!!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

You must send to Daisy :-)

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

No cigar + beaver jokes....PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Nawww .... I do not talk about Clinton

Speedcat Hollydale said...

(OOOOPS)


again


he hee

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

OK...so now what?

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Quiz time???

Speedcat Hollydale said...

What blogger likes chicken??

.... wait, tooo easy

What Blogger has 5 sidebars???

Speedcat Hollydale said...

answer .... Clinton

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

I do not know!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

I dont get it....'splain it to me!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Checkers?

Plaid?

Corduroy?

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Velvet

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Cashmere!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Twitter Skins???

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeaver

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Egyptian Cotton

Rayon Thermo-Teck Laser Pistols

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Are you smokin' crack?!?!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Speedy take a quick break ... K???

Speedcat Hollydale said...

LOL @ Crack :-)

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Are you out BUYING crack?!?!?

Busy Bear said...

Maybee R U mayking da craak?

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I am eating chili, so my crack might be cooked!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

no .... no BUYING

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Sorry....that wise crack wasn't in good taste. So unlike me. :)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

How can you have a smart butt?

Galli ... you are smoking hemp???

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I have pants made out of hemp and helium!

Busy Bear said...

Smart butt = wise ass?

Oh yes. I am! :)

Busy Bear said...

Ummmm...so is Olga!

Busy Bear said...

Ummmmm....guess what I'm doing? hee-heee!!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

You are coloring, and making hats?

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Sewing and vacuuming?

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Baking??

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Blogging about a ............. hmmmmmmm

BRA???

Busy Bear said...

Verrrrrry funny....not.

Busy Bear said...

Excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable....hmmmmmmm????

Speedcat Hollydale said...

hangin browns?

Speedcat Hollydale said...

uhh ohhhhhh .......

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Yoooooooooooooo

Hoooooooooooooooooooo ........

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

No.....shaving beaver.

Speedcat Hollydale said...

suspence!!!!!!!!!!


hello?

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Have Patients!!!!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

WHAT!??

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

I'm thinking that little bear might need a shave too!

How about you?....shave?

Speedcat Hollydale said...

There are 12 patients out in the waiting room.

Did you see my new TV monitors??

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Are you changing the subject?

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Me?


..... Sure


You cannot SHAVE a Teddy Bear.

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Look at me hat me hat

hehheheheheheheheheheheeee

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

I could shave a bear.
I could have a hare.
I could shave a hare bare!
So THERE!!!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Oh damn I messed up the 2nd line!

That's
I could SHAVE a hare...

I wish I didnt flunk spelling...

Speedcat Hollydale said...

not in a tree
not in the sea

no boat
nor a coat

You cannot shave a bear, there is too much hair

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Silly...I could use Nare!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

hare hair bare there busy bear

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Besides....I am a Professional.

Don't make me prove it....

Speedcat Hollydale said...

on rayon fibers????


(((((( CRACK ))))))))

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

...Oh....and while I'm shaving the bear hair...I would also be vacuuming, sewing, baking, weeding and blogging. :)

So THERE!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

...no....polyester! My favorite!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

weeding .... yes


My dog has a wood tick

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Eww....did you take it out? I hear a match will do the trick!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

WAIT JUST A MOMENT!


baking what???

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Brownies.....yummmmm....

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Nope, matches do not work.

My dog has no more fur!
Sorry Mardy

Speedcat Hollydale said...

way?

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I haz one more dognut

Speedcat Hollydale said...

and a cigar!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Er......

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Poor Mardy....try turning in counter-clockwise....

Speedcat Hollydale said...

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Speedcat Hollydale said...

5. She puts peanut butter on her BLT sandwiches.

Dropping on you E card!

plunk

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Have a pipe wrench?

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

WHAT?!?!??!!!! Did you break my blog?

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Break what???

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Hey...have you even TRIED #5 yet? You really should ya know....have I EVER steered ya wrong? (me...not The Nurse & not the Bear & NOT the kid)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Two bras go into a bar ...

Speedcat Hollydale said...

one orders peanut butter rum, and the other orders Sugar Snapple

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Bartender says, "What a couple a boobs!"

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Da Da BOOB!

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

So tamarra for lunch...I dare you to have a PB BLT! :)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

One must HAVE bacon and lettuce to BLT

ohhhh, and tomatoes

.... and BREAD

Peanut butter I have, but no likie

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

...with PITCHAS!!!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

ALRIGHT

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

OK....next time you have the ingredients....

Are you allergic to PB?

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Close up pichas!

umm ma ma momn numbbie

Speedcat Hollydale said...

allergic???

ummm ..... "yes" (((smile)))

Speedcat Hollydale said...

peanut butter is gay

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

If you dont LIKE PB...or are allergic...then I guess you dont like PB & Banana sammies either?

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

IS NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

banananas are gay

Speedcat Hollydale said...

so tooo!!!!

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Youaregay

Speedcat Hollydale said...

ALRIGHT CUPPIE!

Into the time-out blogging penalty box!!

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

See if I ever dare YOU to eat anything again! (You are missing out BIG TIME TOO!)


And yes you ARE!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

20 minutes!!!

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

(pout pout)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

arrrrrgggggg

Speedcat Hollydale said...

50 minutes penalty blogging corner!

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Is there chocolate or PB in the penalty box? Or cigars?

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Did you just arrrrggggggg ME?!?!?

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

AND I bent an underwire


8~)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

"twisted your arm"

Speedcat Hollydale said...

hmmmmmm .... NEW post coming to mind!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I will set PUBLISH for 6:00 AM for the crazed morning bloggers

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

As opposed to the insane nightime bloggers?

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Or the anytimereallygaybloggers like YOU????

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Can I get outta time out yet?

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

OK....I'm getting out....I gotta go vacuum, empty the trash, feed the cat and sort socks now.

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Ohhh sure!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

..... that bra was really gay

Speedcat Hollydale said...

(not really!!)

sorry Cuppie .... truce??

Sammies?

Speedcat Hollydale said...

holsters??

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Smooooooooooooootch & make up? I need a hug.

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

*sigh*

Speedcat Hollydale said...

ME TOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

ok

Speedcat Hollydale said...

peanut butter and chicken?

Speedcat Hollydale said...

What about the cat????

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

I tought you said peanut butter was.....never mind. SURE! :)

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

I M C P R U?

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Me contacts are welded to me eyeballs....

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

My straps are droooooooooooping......

Speedcat Hollydale said...

c p yes

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Headphones falling off ....

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Whooooooooops! My cups!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Okee Night!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

SHAZAM!!!!!!!

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTCH! :)

C U tamarra 4 PB BLT's? MY TREAT!

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

HOLY CRAP! One more comment = 200!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

200

Yha HOO!

C U Tamarra :-)

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