I remember the first time I heard the song, as it took me by surprise. My heart stirred as I listened to the melody, and felt the ocean breeze warmly blow across my face. There were not many in the hotel cantina, just me and a few tourists. My travels were not personal, yet at this moment in time I felt as though I was on an adventure.

I was standing under the canopy that connected the main bar and the beach area ... somewhat like the perfect segue from relaxation to paradise.
As the song ended, I felt suddenly alone. That's when my eyes caught hers.
My initial reaction was to shyly turn away, but I could not. I was captivated as she flowed across the room. She smiled in my direction - and it sent a shiver down my spine. She sat at the bar and started a conversation with an older couple wearing floral printed shirts and shorts.
A laugh erupted from somewhere inside of me as I reflected on my boyish reaction to her beauty. I felt so young as I turned to walk out towards the ocean and feel the light spray dance across my skin.
The sun was just about below the horizon, when it appears as a bright orange glow. I swallowed the last of my grapefruit juice and jostled the ice with my straw. Seemed to be a good way to end
my day and return to my room.Turning back, to my surprise, there was the mystery woman right behind me. "There is nothing better than the sun going down into the Pacific", she said.
My best reply was, "I know, couldn't agree more".
My mind raced. Surely you can come up with something better than that, I thought.
Before a new sentence could form, she reached out her hand to mine.
"I haven't danced in such a long time ... care
to join me inside?", she charmingly requested.I said, "Well, any other time my answer surely would be yes, but my gut is all bound up from eating 5 chili dogs ... man, I need to take a dump"



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That's too bad.
For sure Greeneyes .... I curse the chili dogs.
I'm surprised you could down any grapefruit juice at all on top of 5 chili dogs! ;)
Advice... no more chili dogs!
Ya never know....
Maybe her next comment was, "Oh wow! ME TOO!"
Catscratch ... well, she actually said to call when I was done
That is TMI!!!! :)
Chris .... good call!!
Grapefruit juice is like Pepto Bismal to me (smile)
In truth, my stomache is like a steel container. I can eat / drink anything.
tmi tmi tmi tmi!!!!!
haha! YES! TMI! :)
Grapefruit juice....hmmmm.... at least it tastes better than Pepto! :)
I love Grapfruit ... and always order it when out and about.
that is hilarious good post speedy!
Oh Speedy, Speedy, Speedy. Are you saying you could screw up a free lunch? I'm thinking. Bwahahahahaha.
Big hug honey. :)
Sandee ... FREE LUNCH?!??
wha?
Where is it?
I so Hungarian!!!
Coltfan ... why thank you. It is unbelievably close to the truth.
I knew it! You really are mad ;O)
HEY! No making fun of Hungarians!!!!! :)
Chris ... you are Hungarian???
Beetle!
Ohhh no, I never get angry. Love sick sure .... mad? - NOPE!!
No, but my kids are half. :)
You NEVER get mad? NEVER? Really?
... they must snack, being half hungry
Nope.
Anger is a waste of my enery!!!
Oh yes! Don't even get me started on the quantity of groceries I buy! It's astounding.
I agree. Anger is a waste of energy.
Although, right now I am most perturbed (is that angry?) over my daughter's teacher reprimanding her for saying the word, "heck." I'm going to put a poll on my blog. I want to know how many people think that is swearing. Funny thing is, I never swear. Anyway, I'm just curious.
Sidenote to Chris: Heck is not a cuss word.
Now back to Speedy's potential lost love of his life. What were you THINKING??!
"heck" is commonly thought of as a substitute for double tooth picks. That's the only resoning I could see. Swearing??? No, not at all.
Teach may be a bit prudish
Mimi .... I KNOW!!!!!!!!!
I am making some new hydrogen pants to get my mind off of her.
Didn't you get her number or offer her some food or something?
I'll bet if you fly back to her in your new nifty helium balloon pants she'll forget what you said about...what was it?....oh yeah.
I remember.
Maybe not.
(bwwaahhhahhhaa)
Ummmm....
Yeah, I think Mimi is right...
It's going to take more than helium pants to make her forget the words, "take a dump."
Pretty sure.
I'm thinking most of your readers won't even be able to forget it! haha
Mimi - That would make quite an impression. GOOD idea ... packing a dinner to go for my in flight meal!!!
Chris .... as CRAZY as this sounds, I try to put something in my posts that does just that - linger in the readers mind.
OHHHH .... and yes, I gave her my blog URL.
Ha haaaaaaaa !!!!!!!!!!!
So, let me get this straight, you PREMEDITATED linking yourself and the word DUMP in our minds?
This is MOST interesting. :)
You gave her your BLOG URL?
So, if she visits, now you've REINFORCED the dump idea?
oh-oh!
Well I hope she waited for you?
I know that now I can't seem to form a comment without using the word...dump.
I wonder if anyone else feels that way.
The first part was good???
Olga ... I am waiting here at my blog for her to leave a comment.
She has my blog card
Hmmmm....How will you know when it's her?
....... i did not think of that
dammit
(I mean, OOOPS)
smile
Ya know...I used to like to drink Salty Dogs...back in the day....
I assumed she will prolly ask you if you are done yet?
Salty Dogs?
Me too, and screwdrivers with lemon sour.
LONG AGO!!!!!
I'm good ... (better now)
My new FAV comment from Daisy, just in from the mailbox ....
"After seeing Speedy's artwork, I think everyone else will even be afraid to try because nothing can compare to THAT!! "
Daisy is so cool :-)
Yes....LONG TIME ago! Well glad to hear you're better now...thought maybe I'd have to call in The Nurse! She's still reocvering from the Christmas Party ya know....
Funny....I see Daisy's comment as a bit of a CHALLENGE!!! Ha-HAAAAAAAAA!
Now where ARE my crayons.....????
It twas quite a night I say.
The story is running on TMZ tonight
You are going to draw one too???
Actually I think I will draw a beaver...since I am sorta an expert on the lil' varmits....
((HA-HA! MY new FAV Direct Twitter message just arrived: "Thanks!" from The Spleen!....ya don't hear THAT everyday! hee-hee!))
Speedcat editing himself ..... "Can't wait Nurse Hugans!!!"
You made the Spleen a new hat!!!
What does a spleen write about???
Digestive topics??
Can't wait for WHAT? To see my beaver? I'm working on it....hang on!!! Geesh.
Hey - Olga's on pretty good ters with her spleen! How cool is THAT?!?!
terms
HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
you the funniest nurse in Hollydale
You are using a crayon???
Listening to Scorpions!
Ummmmm.....I am having issues with my beaver.....
Ohh my!
They have an obedience class at Petsmart
((((( GRIN )))))
You have one in the HOUSE?
....... so much for the dining room table
My 'puter crashed!
Beaver is almost presentable!
Prolly chewed wires
I want you to realize that I did this under less than desireable conditions...
Okeee Doeki!!
I drew mine in a blizzard with a shifter in my right hand ...
I drew mine in a blizzard with a shifter in my right hand ...
oooops
Well I had to draw with a dull crayon in the dark! But here ya go! Ta-DAAAAA!
LOVE LOVE LOVE that artwork!
SHAZAM!!!!!!!!! Cigar smoking beaver Cat
LMAO
Whooooooops! That's the wrong one! Silly me.
Ta-DAAAAAA!!!!
You must send to Daisy :-)
No cigar + beaver jokes....PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nawww .... I do not talk about Clinton
(OOOOPS)
again
he hee
OK...so now what?
Quiz time???
What blogger likes chicken??
.... wait, tooo easy
What Blogger has 5 sidebars???
answer .... Clinton
I do not know!
I dont get it....'splain it to me!
Checkers?
Plaid?
Corduroy?
Velvet
Cashmere!
Twitter Skins???
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeaver
Egyptian Cotton
Rayon Thermo-Teck Laser Pistols
Are you smokin' crack?!?!
Speedy take a quick break ... K???
LOL @ Crack :-)
Are you out BUYING crack?!?!?
Maybee R U mayking da craak?
I am eating chili, so my crack might be cooked!
no .... no BUYING
Sorry....that wise crack wasn't in good taste. So unlike me. :)
How can you have a smart butt?
Galli ... you are smoking hemp???
I have pants made out of hemp and helium!
Smart butt = wise ass?
Oh yes. I am! :)
Ummmm...so is Olga!
Ummmmm....guess what I'm doing? hee-heee!!
You are coloring, and making hats?
Sewing and vacuuming?
Baking??
Blogging about a ............. hmmmmmmm
BRA???
Verrrrrry funny....not.
Excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable....hmmmmmmm????
hangin browns?
uhh ohhhhhh .......
Yoooooooooooooo
Hoooooooooooooooooooo ........
No.....shaving beaver.
suspence!!!!!!!!!!
hello?
Have Patients!!!!
WHAT!??
I'm thinking that little bear might need a shave too!
How about you?....shave?
There are 12 patients out in the waiting room.
Did you see my new TV monitors??
Are you changing the subject?
Me?
..... Sure
You cannot SHAVE a Teddy Bear.
Look at me hat me hat
hehheheheheheheheheheheeee
I could shave a bear.
I could have a hare.
I could shave a hare bare!
So THERE!!!
Oh damn I messed up the 2nd line!
That's
I could SHAVE a hare...
I wish I didnt flunk spelling...
not in a tree
not in the sea
no boat
nor a coat
You cannot shave a bear, there is too much hair
Silly...I could use Nare!
hare hair bare there busy bear
Besides....I am a Professional.
Don't make me prove it....
on rayon fibers????
(((((( CRACK ))))))))
...Oh....and while I'm shaving the bear hair...I would also be vacuuming, sewing, baking, weeding and blogging. :)
So THERE!
...no....polyester! My favorite!
weeding .... yes
My dog has a wood tick
Eww....did you take it out? I hear a match will do the trick!
WAIT JUST A MOMENT!
baking what???
Brownies.....yummmmm....
Nope, matches do not work.
My dog has no more fur!
Sorry Mardy
way?
I haz one more dognut
and a cigar!
Er......
Poor Mardy....try turning in counter-clockwise....
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5. She puts peanut butter on her BLT sandwiches.
Dropping on you E card!
plunk
Have a pipe wrench?
WHAT?!?!??!!!! Did you break my blog?
Break what???
Hey...have you even TRIED #5 yet? You really should ya know....have I EVER steered ya wrong? (me...not The Nurse & not the Bear & NOT the kid)
Two bras go into a bar ...
one orders peanut butter rum, and the other orders Sugar Snapple
Bartender says, "What a couple a boobs!"
Da Da BOOB!
So tamarra for lunch...I dare you to have a PB BLT! :)
One must HAVE bacon and lettuce to BLT
ohhhh, and tomatoes
.... and BREAD
Peanut butter I have, but no likie
...with PITCHAS!!!
ALRIGHT
OK....next time you have the ingredients....
Are you allergic to PB?
Close up pichas!
umm ma ma momn numbbie
allergic???
ummm ..... "yes" (((smile)))
peanut butter is gay
If you dont LIKE PB...or are allergic...then I guess you dont like PB & Banana sammies either?
IS NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
banananas are gay
so tooo!!!!
Youaregay
ALRIGHT CUPPIE!
Into the time-out blogging penalty box!!
See if I ever dare YOU to eat anything again! (You are missing out BIG TIME TOO!)
And yes you ARE!
20 minutes!!!
(pout pout)
arrrrrgggggg
50 minutes penalty blogging corner!
Is there chocolate or PB in the penalty box? Or cigars?
Did you just arrrrggggggg ME?!?!?
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND I bent an underwire
8~)
"twisted your arm"
hmmmmmm .... NEW post coming to mind!
I will set PUBLISH for 6:00 AM for the crazed morning bloggers
As opposed to the insane nightime bloggers?
Or the anytimereallygaybloggers like YOU????
Can I get outta time out yet?
OK....I'm getting out....I gotta go vacuum, empty the trash, feed the cat and sort socks now.
Ohhh sure!
..... that bra was really gay
(not really!!)
sorry Cuppie .... truce??
Sammies?
holsters??
Smooooooooooooootch & make up? I need a hug.
*sigh*
ME TOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
ok
peanut butter and chicken?
What about the cat????
I tought you said peanut butter was.....never mind. SURE! :)
I M C P R U?
Me contacts are welded to me eyeballs....
My straps are droooooooooooping......
c p yes
Headphones falling off ....
Whooooooooops! My cups!
Okee Night!
SHAZAM!!!!!!!
SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTCH! :)
C U tamarra 4 PB BLT's? MY TREAT!
HOLY CRAP! One more comment = 200!
200
Yha HOO!
C U Tamarra :-)
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