Reese Wither Spoons Is the lobster queen. Talk about wanting to dip something in butter and devour! She has a new restaurant on the corner of Hollydale Street and Main called "Creative Crustaceans". I eat there once a week and then run out before paying the tab.
Kevin "Rocket Boy" Spacey is the only Hollydale resident to find his way out, and joined the space program. NASA to the layman .... He says Hollydale looks like a Twinkies from outer space.
Kevin Bacon's owns the local butcher shop, and make the greatest back bacon this side of the Canadian border. The Canadians are not good at much, but they really do bacon right.
Ellen Barkin is a breeder an a magician! What a great combo ... she once mated a Chihuahua with a Rhino, and won the Pulitzer Prize in Genetic Engineering. Later that year, she admitted it was all an illusion. She now walks the streets of Hollydale with a tarnished badge of shame. I still dig the woman though.
Make up your own story for this one. I don't feel like it.
I like Chickens!
Billy Ray Crystal makes the best hand made ornaments in the world, but will not sell them. He claims there are no humans worthy of such fine art. When Billy get angry, he breaks all of his crystal into the fireplace, and lights fires downtown. Nobody likes him except Meg Ryan. She's a drunk.
Carrie Fisher hangs around by the river and talks to her crappie pole all day long. She whispers "I am the princess .... I am the princess" to it. I am oddly drawn to that!
Sigourney "the weaver" Yarns not only has the weirdest name ever, she is also hypnotized by Bill Murry. She makes blankets and eats marshmallows.
Speedcat Hollydale (that's me) just opened a new cat boarding house. The facility is equipped to easily contain over 200 felines and two dogs - if under 60 pounds. PETA broke in one night and set all of the guests free, and the pack of crazed kittens destroyed everything in their path. Police reports show that all but one cat was rounded up "cowboy style" by Mr. Hollydale using a golf cart and a walleye net.
Estimate for first year revenues at Old Town Cat House Inc. are in the 7 figure range, yet Speedy has not paid any income tax. Government officials are planning to quarantine his Blogger account. Danny Hermanskins of the IRS was quoted to say, "That crazed cat bastard will come running in here so F***** fast!"