Well, as 2008 comes to a close, I cannot help but wonder what the baby new year will encounter as the months ahead come crashing through like a locomotive running off it's tracks.
Being a non-drinker, the New Year's parties and celebrations are meaningless to me. I stay home! While many will be out doing the town, they will be home the next day feeling like their brain is imploding.
In honor of the new "year" ... I wrote y'all a song.
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You cannot do a post on on the last day of the year without mentioning resolutions. Some make them, some hate them, and some
break them.To be honest, I have never made one resolution in my life. Why not start right here, TODAY? Here goes nothing ... my list of stuff to do, and not to do. Dooo daa do do doooooo la deee da doooo dooooooooooo, MY LIST OF THINGS!!!
1. I promise not to photoshop any more New Year Babies ... until Monday
2. I will quit smoking cheap cigars - Only Premiums from now on
3. My blog will have way more JAVA and invisible ink (for feed readers)
4. Speedcat pledges to stop swearing "when old people are around"
5. Stop drinking pop in the gas station that I have not paid for ...
6. More Frenching!
7. Wear more cowboy outfits in public
8. Vow Never to make resolutions again
9. Eat more chicken breasts
10. Stay away from Canada. Really far away ....
I did meet some celebs in 2008. Did I like any of them??? Ohh sure! .... "Biden" was a blowhard though
I think I'll just publish this for now, and open up the request lines. Test my resolve!
89 comments:
chup!! hehehe... happy new yearrrr!!!! *hugs hugs hugsss*
wah wish success for you this year!!
WHOA!!!!!!!!
Hi Trin ... how did you get here so fast???
Are you in the NEW YEAR already?
hug hug :-)
I'm a new fan, but your song just sealed it (I know that's pretty sad but it's true): I'm definitely a fan now.
Hello Unfinished R!
I just added you at Twitter and was briefly at your blog as I was figuring out this POCAST.
Quite a barn burner, no??
Ha haaaaaaaaa !!!!!!!!!!!
Great tune Speedy! Such tricky lyrics and the beat just makes me wanna shake my boobies!!! I mean booty!
Wanna dance? ;)
you might stay away from Canada..but will Canada stay away from you..:)
Hey Crusty :)
It was one scary song, wasn't it?
ha haaa!!!!!!!
Olga ..... YOU KNOW IT!!!!!!!!!
How bout some EW&F?
OOooOOooh! Them sound's like fightin' words?!?
Howz about we talk about this over a couple of donuts?!?!
Er......I was referring to Crusty's comment....
Swooooooooon! Golfer Dood has a sexy voice!
Say, is that Sparkling Cider in your eye....or.... are you just happy 2 C me?
testing
Olga .... YES!!!!!! Coffee and Horton donuts :-)
Nurse ... that was just a happy tear, for 2009
Yeah I can see why you're crying...that baby sure is ugly!
HEY!!!!!!!
That's me in 64
Oh.
I'm sorry.
For your mother!!!
YHEEEEEEEE OUTCH!!!!!!!
Baby new tear drinking milk / coffee from a sippi cup in DA` crib
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JbUP-skb7E&feature=related
DANCING PARTY
Is that YOU with the nose?
(LOL!!!!!!!)
How did you recognize me???
The voice! Silly!!!
Have the very best New Year ever Speedy. You deserve all the best. Biggest hug ever. :)
Speedy! Happy New Year (almost)!
Wow, did you really write that song? and you did it for us?!!
WOW!!
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Oh, and I wanted to ask you, what on earth is a pan parade?
I know this is the wrong post to ask that question, but I'm thinking of it right now so I'm asking. :D
I'm at home for New Year's too with a living room full of teenage boys (my sons and friends) watching Outlaw Jose Wales--Clint Eastwood movie. woo-hoo! ha ha!
Drinking diet pepsi--no caffeine and eating potato chips!
Living it up in NWOH! :D
Clint Eastwood keeps spitting tobacco juice on everything. Is that what is on the wall behind the new year's baby Speedy--tobacco juice from your seeee-gar? Because that is what it looks like. EEEEEEWWWWW!!!
ha ha!
Oh, and I did a post on the last day of the year without mentioning resolutions, but I'm kind of a rebel like that, you know. ;)
Happy New Year to you, my friend. :-)
Hi Daisy! Where did Speedy go? Prolly out signing autographs!!!
hello???
Hi Olga! Happy New Year! ha ha--you are certainly dressed for the occasion! :D
Hi Speedy! Can I have your autograph?
Daisy!
I was over at Netsters blog on the other side of the planet :=)
"PAN PARADE" is something that started long ago, and my brothers son LOVES it. It's the big finally to the present opening.
You grab a pot and a laddle, then march in a line around the house banging away. Just crazy enough to be fun.
Your night sounds great to me. New Years night is to dangerous anyway.
... what kind of chips????
Daisy ... you sure can !!!
Olga!!!!
you took my mouse
How can I cut and paste???
Olga!!!!
you took my mouse
How can I cut and paste???
Potato chips!
Oh, so that's what a pan parade is! HA HA! Somehow that seems like a thing I'd expect your family to do. ;) ha ha ha!
Hurray! I get Speedy's autograph!
8 minutes till midnight here--I guess I better go back to the shenanigans here.
Big hug for the new year to you, Speedy. :)
Happy NEW YEAR Daisy!
I am still in 2008 (smile)
I took your mouse?!? Are you sure it wasn't a mole?
I can tell you for sure you sound much better than Axl Rose! two thousand niee eie
Happy New Year Speedycat!
Cheers
Netster ... YOU have the lyrics down pat!
Axl Rose?? HA HAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!
Olga ... AND MY MOLE!!!!!!!!!
SHAZAM!
Awesome! Hilarious! :) Great way to start out my first few minutes of the NEW YEAR!
It's past midnight in WV. I'm off to bed!
Happy New Year!!! :)
I adore your very sweet and kind nature. Thanks for being my cheer man when I got low and sad.
May you have the best year ever in 2009!!!!!
Hugz and tons of smootchies,
Janice, aka Auntie
ROTFLMAO I have not laughed so hard. Thank you I needed that. Have a great New Year!
Speedy, that song was an absolute joy to listen to..Oh the imaginative, inventive lyrics and those harmonies!!! Baby, you drive me wild - if I hadn't been stuffing my face with chicken nuggets I might have joined in with the chorus!
Here's one of my New Years Resolutions; to drop by Speedy's blog more often for all the giggles!
Ps- forget about the cowboy suit; you don't want people thinking you're related to George Bush.
happy new year great ones :)
your blog is very fine......
That is one catchy tune! Happy New Year, Speedy! I think 2009 is going to be a great year.
Happy New Year speedy. I seen your picture on this blog. Right sidebar!
http://stampinwithmarkiesmom.blogspot
.com/ I thought you would like to know :)
OMG Speedy you're in rare form today. Reading this was my first laugh for 2009. You rock! Have a great New Year's!
Happiest of Happy New Years to you, good sir! May 2009 bring all you desire (and then some)!
(Hat tip)
-The Rev.
Happy NEW Year Speedy!
Olga ... Double D Happy New Year 2 U 2 !!!!!!
Hey Rev!!! Sorry about the broken crystal stemware at your party.
(ooops)
Roarin Row!
Your new site is looking good. Glad to see you actively blogging again :)
WOOT!
Michelle ... IT IS ME!!!!!!!!!
ha haaaaaaaa!
Happy New Year
Daisy (cat) ... I sang 2009 for all the cats
Kaylee ... WHO are you???
(and happy new year) :-)
ps ... I know who
Jane .. good thing, I don't have any cowboy suits anyway!
You were eating nuggets too? How many??? - I cannot make it past 52.
hug hug
Michelle Dawn: After listening to my own song a couple of times, I wondered if was too strange - "even for me"
Then I thought, ohhh who am I kidding!
Glad you liked it!
Janice ... as one of my first blogging friends, YOU will always be special to Uncle Speedy.
smoooooooootch!!!!!!!
Chris ... I "just missed you" last night!
I was up till midnight, watched the Bobby Knievil motorcycle jump on TV - then passed out.
Happy New Years to you to!!!
Hahahah on your song! Boy you have a great voice and I betcha can do a country song right nice!
I'm VERY tempted to sing your song with some additional lyrics (ni-eh-ine-ine-ine-ine!)
hehehehe!
Happy new year's Speedy! And you were right - I done got smooched at Midnight! Ok, I smooched back, too.
MsQ!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, a little romance in the air, ehhh???
Did you BLOG about it? (smile)
I'll be right over
how am I? The one on twitter lol
Ahoy! Thar be romance!
A tad. No, no plans to blog about. It's enough to tell my friends!
Cool bluesy tune. Has a Tom Waits feel to it. Especially since he was usually drunk as hell when he recorded. ;b
I LOVE hearing your voice. I think you should write down the lyrics to that song for us though. Some of us have bad memories, ya know! ;) LOL. I like your list of resolutions but I admit I am jealous of your technical expertise, especially with #3 and the java and invisible ink. So will that be the decaffeinated version of java you'll be using or high-test? ;) Hugs to you, Speedy and may 2009 be very, very good to you and yours. Thanks for all the smiles in 2008! :)
Happy New Year Speedy! May it be a properously funny year for you!
Intrepid .... "properously funny" ???
I LIKE THAT!
Thank you my friend - and the same to you
Teeni - HUGS to you as well, and the JAVA will be flavored, and caffinated :-)
Much like my MEEZ
ha haaaaaaaa !!!!!
Kaylee ... yes, you are one of a kind at Twitter!
Every time I comment on your posts, I discover you have posted something else and I'm too late!
I hope you have a great twooooo thous'n' niii-iii-iiine!
Though you inspired my latest post, I take full responsibility! BIG HUGS for the new year!!
MsQ!!!
hmmmm, is it what I think???
(I hope so) ... SMILING
Babs, so far I think you have captured the lyrics best!
SWEET!!!!!
I had no idea you were hobnobbing with celebrities the entire year. I'm so impressed! What is your secret? The girls and the billboard - hysterical.
But the baby is seriously disturbing.
Did Baby Speedy New Yearcat give a Toot,
On his flatulence Flute,
As he fell out the Chute? ;~)
No New Year Resolutions,
To escape DCR's Canadian Prosecutions? ;~)
I bet Joe "Six Packs" Biden did enough drinking for you, me, and Joe to ring in the New Year! :~))
P.S. Can't hear your song... Podcast posts a "Feed not found" error
your photo shopping skills are absolutely amazing, especially the one of you with the Trump team on TV.
oops sorry update to my last comment, I meant the one of you an Carrie Underwood.
Wow.. This is much cooler than my Hot and Cold List 2008. Wait for my 2009 resolutions list. Well, truth to be told, I am not gonna doing it either. So, it will mostly be my NOT TO DO LIST. Haha.. Can't wait to finalize it!
Happy New Year to you!!
bring on 2009.... i am sooo ready!
Interesting editing. Nice doing. really interesting.
Eric!! I love ur number 7 reso LOL! Pls, more pics okay? Happy 2009! :):):)
Oh one tiny request from me today Eric! Pretty please change my URL to the new one here http://www.mymariuca.com/ hope it's not too much trouble. ;)
Thanks Speedy, love and hugs! :):):)
Getting caught up with you is like stepping into an alternate Universe. I have had SO much fun reading through your blog. You are a nut and I ADORE nutty people!!
Happy New Year Speedcat!
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