Tuesday, December 02, 2008

Bongo Beavers from the Canabeva Valley

Canabeva Canada Beavers are gaint and play the bongosOn my recent trip to "Canabeva" Canada, my wildlife safari group discovered a band of intelligent beavers in the Yukatoawachie Valley. (Okay, it was not really a safari, but it was an excursion)

Wearing my protective head gear, I was adaptive and assimilating with nature. My beaver calls and beaver tail flaps were well received by the nomadic group of mammals.

Slowly I crept ever closer to one of the giant bongo beavers .... he was playing "We will Rock You" by Queen. Another member in my party was able to capture the picture (left) of his performance. At the end of his rendition, we all clapped, and the beaver took a bow.
I wanted to try the bongos, but the wild Canadian animal lashed out, and tried to bite me. Note to self ... never reach your hand out at a beaver.
After the concert, our group walked down along the river banks to examine the dams. They were quite elaborate, and I was immediately aware of Chainsaw Beavers cutting woodthe dam builders stick assembling prowess. They sure can do miracles with those fat tail of theirs!

To aid in the construction, I offered a chainsaw to one them (the smallest and weakest of course). With a keen sense of adaptation, he was at home with the Stihl 5000 dual blade tip in no time. Here he is testing the throttle, and getting a feel of the saws balance.

After a long day of cutting, fetching, and mud caking ... our safari group was ready to head North to the hotel and say goodbye to our new found friends. I hear Drowsey Monkey lives around here!
Maybe I will stop in and say hello.



Other places to find beaver awarness posts and information ...

1. Wordless Beavers / Doctor Shoal
2. Beavers go international The Nature of Things / new person
3. Wordless Beaver Wednesday / 0007
4. Wordless Beaver Wednesday--Turkey Revolt!! / Daisy
5. Sarah Palin’s Fowl Play Traps My Beaver / MP
6. Semi-Wordless Beaver Wednesday / Nurse
7. Wordless Beaver Wednesday: My Best Friend / MP 2
8. Wordless Beaver Wednesday / Daisy 2
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65 comments:

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Gosh - those Canabeavers are very musically talented!...I'd love to teach my beavers a few new tricks. Speakin gof which....I better head back to the Salon & round up 'em all up! They had the day OFF!

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Did ya happen to see any of those Elusive Norwegian Beavers?....or any Crazy Ameribeavers on your excursion to the Yukatoawachie Valley????

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I just opened my bag to find a stowawat beaver!

He is hacking my deck down right now.

"HEY BEAVER ... STOP THAT NOW!!!"

he does not seen to hear me ??

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Canabeaver figaro ....

Michelle said...

now thats a talented beaver!

Bizarro Aunt Jackie said...

Those crazy assed Beavers are always stirring up trouble. LMAO!!!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Jackie ... they sure are, know one is chopping down my entertainment center!!

AKKK

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Michelle ... I hear there is one that plays the tamborine in Ontario

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Knock knock....

Speedcat Hollydale said...

come right in ... the beavers chopped my door down.

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Is the Doctah in?

Speedcat Hollydale said...

He is filling perscriptions ...

Speedcat Hollydale said...

..... and drinking HOT TEA

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Hot tea is gooooooood!

Did you try the jello-arugula-sock tempertature-cooler-downer-thingy I suggested last night?

Speedcat Hollydale said...

YEP!


AND I made another pectoralius Borialis

Speedcat Hollydale said...

______()-()______

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Oh YAY!...Will you frame it?

And can I hang it in the waiting room of the Beaver Taming Salon?...I think it will be very inspiring to them as they await their haircuts! :)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I had a frame ... guess what happened?

THE BEAVERS ATE IT!!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

DUH!!!! How about a plastic frame?

Miss Moneypenny said...

Speaking of the Outer Limits in Speedy's Twilight Zone, were my Wordless Beaver posts sucked into the Black Hole in your Canabeva universe? ;)

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

OoOOooh...that sounds scarey Ms MP!!!

Daisy said...

Oh golly! HA HA HA! I love the photo of the beaver with the chainsaw. He will be the envy of all his friends!! I wish I could have heard the Bongo Beaver. I bet he played a mean drum! Great post, Eric.

You have your Wednesday post up on Tuesday! Or are you in another time warp from your "We will rock you" rocket ship time travel machine? ha ha!

If all goes well, I am planning to post a beaver tomorrow when it is actually WEDNESDAY!! I will drop by here to let you know when I do.

Thanks for the laughs tonight. hugs to you :)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Daisy ... I decided to steal the good doctors material!

Dragging it over here was the wormhole, and I am now re-living yesterday.

CHAINSAW!!!!!!!!!!!

Lookm out! ... they are attacking me

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Nurse .. why yes it does

Miss Moneypenny said...

@ Nurse Amanda Hugankiss,

Yes, Speedy's Black Hole is very dark and creepy... I hope my poor little frightened beaver will see some light soon! :D

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Miss Moneypenny ... your black hole is being watched and monitored by my Java Space Craft cruising the secret caverns of the blogosphere.

You linki I winki

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I think Drowsey Monkey is ON HER WAY!

Open the blogging feista doors please

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Can I have some of your medicine? It sounds fun!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

certaianly

Speedcat Hollydale said...

chilled caraff or hot mug?

and how do you spell carafph???

Speedcat Hollydale said...

DROWSEY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


yhoo HOO

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

You asking ME how to speel sumthin?!?!? I think it's c-a-r-a-f-e....& yes please. A BIG ONE!!!!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

How come there are some many WBW posts up on TUESDAY?!?!?!

I'm feeling pressure Docath!!!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

ohhh ... I felt like loading the box a bit to give a sense of "coolness"

flip flip flip carafe

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Loading the box? Is that like taming the beaver?

Speedcat Hollydale said...

only in the old west and south hollydale ...

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

My beaver is up

:)

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

And I heard that kid on the trike peddling around too...isnt it past her bedtime???

Speedcat Hollydale said...

trike??

Speedcat Hollydale said...

U R LINKI INSTALLI

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Do you need a map?....again?

Miss Moneypenny said...

My Beaver Patrol Linkie added to my New Post for Wordless Beaver Wednesday: My Best Friend... you winkie?

Drowsey Monkey said...

Yes, never reach your hand out to a beaver - excellent advice, LOL!

OMG - the inside of your head is out of control!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Drowsey! ... so my party can stop in now???

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Moneypenny

WINK WINK ... UgottaLINK

inkadinka doooo

and a hotcha cha

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Nurse ... silly

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

I know you are!


G'night.....smooooooooootch!

JesseTheCat said...

Wow, I have never seen Beavers that are soooo big..umm,I guess I better not say anything more for fear of sounding rude..lol...Speedy,you are too much :)

mauniejames3 said...

Wowee...you guys are nuts.

*Akilah Sakai* said...

You're insane! Haaaa!

I had a beaver once. When I woke up one day, it was gone. It may have been my constant use of the phrase "Dammit all to hell!" I think I offended my beev.

*Akilah Sakai* said...

I never meant to offend my beev's dam, but I guess I did...

Daisy said...

Hey there SpeedyJimmy Durantecat! There's a big beaver singing on my blog. :D

ha cha cha!

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

YAY! My anti-virus musta updated it's stooooooooopid self overnight! I can come here again without getting a bunch of stoooooooopid false-alerts!

.....just thought you'd like to know. :)

Summer said...

Wow. I felt as though I was right there. What talented animals! Thank you for sharing your wildlife tales. Imagine what those beavers could do with chainsaws.

Keep me updated on the Drowsy Monkey situation. I bet he's on TDC.

mauniejames3 said...

hummm they look like rats with large teeth...I'm going to have bad dreams tonight.

mauniejames3 said...

are you guys on drugs or are they really that big...can they use power tools out there? Can you teach them another trade?

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Sloooooooooow day in the bloogsphere....prolly 'cuz of all the virus's going around.

Cuppa Tea?

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

....bloogsphere? HAHA!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Cuppi Tea???

Bra Flavored?

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I am hopping back onto the blogging horse and riding all across the bloggysphericals.

YHEE HAW!

I am on medication again, so look out (((smile))

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Going to do a quick post .. y`all come back now :-)

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Of course!...here's a to-go cuppi so you can take it with you on your rounds. (Careful not to spill it on anyone's blogs!)

I'm hopping back on MY horse (a big 5 seater!) now & galloping off to gitarr lessons!! Yeee-HAW!

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

BACK! Now how'z about that nice cuppi tea? (Mine's black with milk & sugar free vanillia syrup! YUM!)

Mimi Lenox said...

That beaver scared me. I can't go to sleep now.

Debo Hobo said...

Na,ah!!!