As most of you know, I am a contestant on Dancing with the Stars this season. Things are going great, except for that stupid Warren Sapp. This guy is really pissing me off ... after an altercation in the backstage green room, he filed a restraining order against me. Now, I have to wait across the street until my performance time slot.
The show is down to 4 couples, including me and my new squeeze, Kym Johnson. She has really taught me some great moves, and I had no idea that my aging body could even be contorted in such pretzel like ways. Vegas odds-makers have me at 10 to 1 , and my entire family has bet their life savings. I have my fingers crossed! Uncle Vinny said I win, or I will be with the fishes. "I do not even have an aquarium" ... so this confuses me.
Make sure and tune in ... you can vote for Speedcat and Kym by texting { w-i-n-c-a-t } to #40707
88 comments:
wow Speedy
your talent is boundless...
nice partner ;)
I have my straps crossed for ya too Twinkletoes!
Howdy do, Speedy! You got my vote! I'll be looking for you on the show!
Hi Julie!
You may have the tying vote :-)
Olga ... Twinkletoes?
ha haaa
Hi Kim ... yes, Kym is special, and is teaching me the lambata tonight!!
Wow Speedy!
If I had a cell phone, I'd vote for ya for sure just to keep you away from the "fishes!'
Watch your back!
And your back flips. :)
wincat!!!
I thought I saw you back stage. Sitting on the sofa eating one of the meals that Samantha needs.
You have my vote Speedy. Break a leg. Big hug. :)
Sandee ... but I have poor health insurance!
I will "twist an ankle" :-)
Debo ... you are on the show too??
What a mall world!!!!
Thanks Chris ... I texted on my phone for you. Why didn't I think of that before???
FLIP FLIP FLIP !!!!!
I hope you win Golfer Dood! Then maybe you can teach the Doctah some of those smooooooth moves! :)
You should win just for being able to text and flip at the same time! That's skill! :)
Chris ... the KEY is in the JKL button!
With that as a guidpost, you can text at will without looking :-)
I C U
I share no secrets with that Doctor Shoal .... He stole my wheelbarrow!!
I think he is planning something (???)
I C U 2 N A H K
GRIN!!!!
I C U GRIN-N @ ME...
I had no idea you were so light on your feet!
Twinkletoes! Haven't you heard of that before? (good Olga!)
Will Nurse Hugankiss and Doctor Shoal have the time to trim my little beaver before Speedy Twinkletoes and I hit the Twitter Dance Floor? ;~)))
Moneypenny ... SURE!
I was just at the Doctors office getting my shots
Speak of the devil! We were just chatting about you & your little pet MissMP over at the Doctor's Clinic! :)
Awake ... thanks for the Twitter Disco Dance!
Hello Doctah! :)
Nurse ... did you see what you did??
No....WHAT did I do? (I hate to ask....)
Check the clinic charts ....
It says: "11/19/08: Nurse Hugankiss is one HOT nurse!"
WHAT THE HECK?!?!? WHO WROTE THAT!?!?
@ Nurse Hugankiss ~ My little pet Beaver is going to need something stronger than wine if you use the Doctahs hedge-clippers! :~)
BOURBON!!!!!!!!!!
Oh don't you worry Mis MP....The Doctah is a PROFESSIONAL...he's got tons of experience with that hedgeclipper...have you SEEN how nice our bushes look here at the clinic?
Yes...I'll take one - on the rocks please!
Whoa. You really ARE moving up in the world. I don't think I like your new twitter avatar's glasses. Makes you look kinda dorky. But will you be able to see and dance without them?
Teeni ... I only keep my avatars for 4 days at Twitter!
Oh sure ... the dancing is easy. I use contacts
Nurse .... they are very nice shrubs!!!
Indeed...you are a whiz with those hedgeclippers! I love the way your turned them into cute little shapes! :)
The little dancing bear is my favorite....
Im made a giant goiter in the back by the patio, and a new Wilson Staff Fukiajima in the front!
back later
I'll be warming up the hedgeclippers!
(Nothing WORSE cold hedgeclippers...shudder!)
Ok, I tried to vote for you and the message DOES NOT EXISTS kept repeating it’s self on the screen.
What does this mean?
UH-OH....while you were off doing whatever it is you were doing....I ran into a little trouble with your hedgeclippers....
SORRY!!!!!!!!!
NURSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
for shame
McKay!!
It means I made it all up ... (smile)
I'm sorry.....but at least you wont have to deal with that pesky beaver now! :)
I MISS the beaver now!
YOU MAKE STUFF UP!?!?!?
Oh dont worry Doctah....there are always LOTS more beavers in need of taming! :) 'Specially with your hedgeclippers.
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couinkidinki
Imagine THAT!!! ;)
You are so daring today ... Flicker on Twitter, chainsaws, wild contests - I say I SAY!
New post today???
Daring? Moi? That's nuthin! hee-heeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
You think sunset pictures are daring?
Oh wait a minute....I know what you're talking about.
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...or DO I?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm..............
No mice here. I hope not anyway!
:o Eek!
If I see a mouse in our house, the 3 cats are fired!! ;) Heehee!
Now, the barn is a different story. :\ Cause, you know, they needed a good mouser in kitty heaven.
I wonder ... and "think" that my cat would play with a mouse!
The birds ride on her back :-)
Mice?
speedy...I love, love, love...dancing with the stars...my Mom taught dancing and she and my Dad traveled all over with big bands to give exabitions on dancing...yeah Warren is pushey...don't let him get to you...where did uncle vinney come from...your not even Italian
did you forget some answers? hummm
by the way...it's down to three....so I only get three votes...right...how can you not love...dancing with the stars
Whoa shake that booty!! Get down tonight...get down tonight!!
You look just mahvelous dahling. i shall phone in my vote first thing!!
!
Jer and I tried to get on celebrity dancing with the stars but all the making out while dancing freaked out the judges!!!
I heard you made out with Chloris Leachmen? Is it true did she put her leech lips on you Speedy?
I want to be on dancing with the stars with that hunky dark haired guy with the accent...please
I am a pretty good dancer and coming in with only three other pairs...I have a chance to shake my booty...
vote for me and I will vote for you
but not the final dance...that's all about me speedy...I always wanted to win a huge ugly trophy
Jackie vote for me please...just me me me
Speedy my cat is not really a cat
she won't eat chicken...even a speedycat eat's and loves chicken...
I've had w3ine...can anyone tell I have had some wine...I am willing to share...
hee-heee!
wow, You should Win!!...hands down , hee hee!!
I think your absurd comment has a chance of winning Speedy...ROFL...
BUT I'm not the judge soooooo...do keep checking..
sending 200 ecs your way today...IF ec will let me :-P...
I really do dislike them for doing the big brother thing...
ok gtg answer my comments at my birthday bash I suppose..
thanks for listening
I feel much better now....
ohh there's *black* non alcoholic champagne on tap now...and MORE cupcakes :)))
*smells like coca cola :)
don't forget me when you phone in those votes...I am a GREAT dancer and I will pay off whomever votes for me
don't forget me when you phone in those votes...I am a GREAT dancer and I will pay off whomever votes for me
don't forget me when you phone in those votes...I am a GREAT dancer and I will pay off whomever votes for me
don't forget me when you phone in those votes...I am a GREAT dancer and I will pay off whomever votes for me
I am so confused by your comment section. I don't know who's who any more ;O)
The multitalented Speedy strikes again, lol. You sure picked the best looking partner.
Laughing...Warren Sapp is "stupid", I mean to file a restraining order against you for no reason, that's ridiculous. (I'm on your side)
And soooo is that other "stooooopid" guy who is dancing like he's had a little too much complimentary punch.
But you and Kym just look fab darling...simply fab. I will definitely vote for you. :)))
For one thing I don't think Uncle Vinny's fish have an aquarium either, so you probably need to get as many votes as possible.
Don't worry, I will not let you down. (Laughing)
Huge e-hug,
Annie
What's with the mullett? (ewwww)
Speedy, since I was fortunate enough to dance with you personally at your disco dance party and after having seen the video of you dancing and singing in your kitchen to the most original version of Old Man Speedcat going down the river EVER!!!, I know for absolute certain that you are a SHOE-IN TO WIN!!!! You, my friend, have the WINNING MOVES! :D
Looking forward to the party when you celebrate your victory (and stupid guy is definitely NOT invited!). HA HA--that will fix his pretty little wagon!
Wait, are you holding a paint roller in your hand and did you paint your dance partner's leg?
Hmmmmm....that's strange.
*Daisy walks away muttering to herself shaking her flower petaled head in confusion*
Don't work too hard at the reindeer barn today, Speedy! :D
Happy Friday hug to you.
I love celebrities.
I haven't had time to watch this season! I would love to see you dancing! Do you have the Mullet hair do?
I absolutely love reading your posts! All this information on dancing is great and i will be coming back for a lot more. Thanks
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