I have not said much about this, because I was worried about a premature success story. Well, my first cosmetic surgery has been a smashing victory!!My time spent in training has been documented at my medical blog, Doctor Shoal. I know, you all thought my last name was "Hollydale" ... well no. My first name isn't really "Eric" either. Nope, my real identity has been revealed. Doctor Speedcat Shoal.
You don't have to call me doctor in my comments, but I will probably respond to you faster if you do.
Feel free to take my business card at the bottom of the page, and pick up your 50% off first time customer coupons! I do all types of physical augmentation, but specialize in triple breast implants. Imagine the look on your husbands face when you come home with not just two ... but three breasts. Could be the magic spark that has been missing in the last 2 years. Single women?? Always be the first lady to be asked to the dance floor.
I will keep you abreast of all the new surgeries in the future, but will document them at my medical blog, and not here at my main page. I like to save the room here for serious news and politics. (I consider myself to be a novice writer too)
85 comments:
Dr. Speed,
I am so very impressed. You are indeed a man of many talents. It was only a matter of time until you tried your had ad plastic imagery (I mean surgery.)
I think you have really started something here. I can't wait to begin advertising your services on SlogBite. (LOL)
Well, Thank YOU Dr. Slogbite!!!!!
It was a pleasure working with you at the clinic over the last few years. Your Medical blog has been an inspiration - and having some ad space there would certainly be a welcome surprise! So, are we still playing golf next week??
My goodness ... you are talented. But I know that based on the examination you gave me caught on film somewhere... can't remember which one of your 100 blogs that post is on!
Drowsey! ... I remember THAT examination well (wink wink) like Sara Palin
That film is available for viewing at my Nurses Blog
thank goodness for that woman!!
Ohh, did you find the tattoo on your behind???
(he hee)
Bwahahahahaha. Now you're talking. You are a hoot you know. Have a great day and thanks for the laugh. Big hug. :)
Hey Doctor Sandee!!!
Remember when we put that surgical sponge in the faculty punch bowl??
Ha haaaaaaaa!!!!!!!! I wil never forget Doctor Scuoolab's reaction. He heee
this image is sooo amazing in deed
Dr. Speedy,
Golf sounds wonderful, if I can only find my balls. I lost them in the rough again.
Seriously, if you can prepare a brief advertisement for your new found profession, with a graphic and link, I will post it on my sidebar. I am looking for different ways to promote my participants.
Dr. Slogbite!
..... still have not "cured" your slice yet, ehhhh?
ha haaaaa!!!!! I told you to stop casting on your downswing :)
I'll put some thought into this. Right now I am Multi-Tasking. Hard to tell by the looks of this crazy page I know. Never-the-less ... Multi-Tasking
roentarre said...
this image is sooo amazing
Coming from you, that is pretty good! Your photo blog is incredible. WOW!!!!
But what about my leg?!?!?!?
BB !!
Look down, Doctah just repaired it :-)
Could you put a 3rd breast on my back? Would come in handy for slow dancing.....
.... and my Ebowla Chilla Macarona fever has broken!!!!
Where's the coupon?
Anny Mouse: YES! ... take a card at the bottom of the blog
Hi Olga ... DOWN AT THE BOTTOM
Doctah....where's your hansome face? Did the goiter take over?????
YOur brain?
Goiter is running RAMPANT!!!
Got Iodized salt???
I put it in your creme....
No WAY!
WAY!!!! Thought we'd take care of both problems at once!
Now your neck will be smooth and supple....
....and your woo-woo will be goiter free!
You can thank me NOW!
Not to mention your rash....
How is that doing anyway????
Arnt ya GLAD I came back????
:)
catching up ...
Were you at the clinic???
Yes...I was checking on your goiter patient.
.... and???
Bobby Revellian seems to have caught the goiter bug, amoung other odd things
And....the goiter is moving south!!!!
Moving SOUTH!!!!!!!
QUICK into the ER at the clinic. I had a premonition .... ohhh dear
WAIT!!! Now it's going EAST!!!
Oh CRAP!!!
ooops ... I mean "OK, we will have to alter our plan of attack"
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I am up North on the ABOVE post too!!!
he heGoiterGoiter Goiter Goiter
Is that what you learned in Medical Skool?
The goiter is now Twittering Drowsey!!!
CAn I twitter Drowsey too??
... I tyhink I have finally gone mental (BUT THAT's OK!!!)
The Goiter has LANDED!!!
Ha-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Doctor not handsome? Doctor look like Goitus interuptus?????
Ohhh Goiteralli ......
Goitus interuptus.....
That's pretty funny.
BUT!!!.....I made a discovery that might interest you.....
....but
yes .... YOU COME DOWN FROM THERE!!!'
RIGHT NOW ..... please :-)
I AM DOWN!!!
ARE YOU CrAzY?!?!?
discovery ??????
(crickets)
YES!!! I have made an amazing discovery! Ya big BOOB! Turns out THAT is NOT a goiter afterall!
Ohhh dear luv of everything sane and .... ohh who am I kidding?
I LIKE IT!!!!!!!!
Gives a whole new meaning to saving creme.
Slap me on the cheek
Nice dimples
Thhhwack!!
Navin ... why are you rubbing motor oil on your face???
I hope he used the coupon....
You might want to practice those boobs transplants some more....
I dare you to post that picture
SMILE
I think in retrospect ... that was precisely the look he asked for.
The doulbe` Dutchman
Mmmmmmaybe I will.....Doctah! But it might look just a wee bit different by the time it makes it to MY blog.....
Hooooo HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
chicken
Brawd???
BRA-wk!!!
NOT!
Do you have to operate tomorrow?
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bok boook
yep ..... dammmit
Gone to wisconny rivva
Watch out for that renegade goiter....last seen crusing up I-80...hauling a boatload of gravy!!!
I mean in the OR....silly!
I have a surgical patient of my own that needs a little TLC....
I'll keep you posted....
ON MY BLOG!!
WATCH OUT!!!! GIANT GRAVY SPILL ON 1-80!!!
Ok Nurse .... I mean Miss Nurse Amanda Hugankissthankyouverymuch
Say goodnight Amanda ...
.........good night amanda hugankiss
check my blog in the morning....
i double dare ya!
that nose job screams success!
No goiter!
Ew.
OK. Do me now.
I wanna have purple eyes, k?
OMG WOW she looks just like me eric..good job.
Actually....I double DOG dare ya!!!
ROFL... That's cool.
Sometimes I have a hard time understanding the contents around the Speedy-sphere, but I try.
:)
Dear Dr. Shoal -
I just realized something...
Your eyes look very familiar....
Very very much familiar.....
... very much like the eyes on the doohicky I bought from a hallowe'en store .....
(see http://medstudentwife.blogspot.com/2008/10/scary-boo.html)
OMG...I just dont want to think about the alternate medicine you do... no...no....no !!!!
MSW ... just saw the EYES!! ha haaa!!!!
I wanted to make mine bigger, but my eyelids would not stretch any farther at my plastic surgery clinic (WIN PAINT)
Amanda .... I will be there shortly
(which blog??) ha haa!!!!
Jackie!!!! Great to see you ... been out riding this week?? I will have to stop by and see
Confusing?? Here??
(a bit)
Maunie ... really? I must be getting skilled with the plasique.
(although, I think you jest)
right??? ((wink))
Wendy .... OK!!!!!!!!!
Meleah ... It also makes it easy to trim nasal hairs.
Skoal,
to Doctor Shoal,
Happy to see my face was not his Goal! :~D
I am just glad that my first patient is happy.
Not for you, ehhh????
even with a free trial offer??
Great job Dr. Shoal!!! Indeed, her new facial arrangement is quite appealing! I like the unusual angle of her mouth, does it provide her new physical capabilities?
Hey Dr. Revellian!
Well, I should not say this .... but you can kiss her without tilting your head. Don't ask me how I know this (patient / doctor privacy agreements)
That's why you're a great blogger and not a surgeon...LOLZ! very,very hysterical!
Dr. Shoal, I presume???
(Far off in a distance, Evil Laughter can be heard)
~ZZ
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