Saturday, October 11, 2008

Bedtime Stories 4 Kids

dome house skylights pigs in a blanket
Bedtime Stories 4 Kids
The first pig came into town and built a house. It was made if chicken feathers.

Second pig moves in and builds a house out of pancakes.

Third pig made a dome house with an adjustable mortgage and an elevater in the middle. Massive sky lights, custom wood trim, and 5 bathrooms.

Wolfmen comes in, and blows em all up with dyno-mite!

They moved to Canada and got some "free" health care ... ehhh


BANG BANG BAM

88 comments:

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Did you make this up?

Crazed Mom said...

Canada's a cool place to be in more ways than 1.

HUGGLES!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Olga .... yes

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Janice - Lets move there and be roomates. We can rent from Drowsey Monkey!!!

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

...I thought so....but ya never know!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

It is TRUE

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

I KNEW IT!!!! You're not just messin' with my BRAin are ya?

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Ohhh no ... the pig flying in the house I Might have added

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Well there was evidence of pigs in that OTHER house and that was true....you are making me very confused tonight!!!

Also I may have had too much coffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Kim said...

a great take on the traditional 3 pigs Speedy..
My Dad once made a mud brick house ..but not out of mud CAKES ..eek..

Australia has free medical too...so your pigs can take a trip over here anytime :)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Can you adopt an old bearded guy??

Ha haa!!! ... I could then finally get my pectoral implants.

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Gosh Kim's so nice...I am feeling kinda BRAtty tonight.


I'm sorry.....

I blame the coffeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Where is the sink????????

he heee

Yes, Kim is always sweet. She sent me a calandar!!

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

I told ya...the sink is in my phone!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

ptetty small sink cuppy ... no wonder it's always full!

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

I promise tp show you my sink tamarra...cross my straps!

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

....maybe i will even send you a calendar.....

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

A Sink of the Month Calendar!

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Or........maybe a Shantee of the Month Calendar!!!

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

OR MAYBEEEEEE.........

Daisy said...

Well, I'm glad there was a happy ending...

beaverboosh said...

It might be free but its rubbish!

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

I just love a happy ending honey. Bwahahahahaha. You really do crack me up. Have a great Sunday. Big hug. :)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Daisy!!! Happy endings are nice. I must come over today and visit you and Harley :-)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Hi Sandee ... I cannot find my mouse ???? Was that cat over here?

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Beverboosh ... most "free" things are just that way :-)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

OLga ... waiting by my mailbox!!

Shinade said...

Hey Walter has thought about looking into property up there.

That's where he is at most of the time these days!!

He says it's really cool!!

Free ehh:-)

Shinade said...

Oh thanks speedy for the wonderful remarks.
Later gator:-)

"Annie" said...

Bravo! You're a great storyteller. But, why did they have to die? Or did they die...? I liked the idea of free health care. laughing...

Plus, those pigs sure knew how to build a house. I'm glad you got the video of "Amis" on the hammock. Amis is the bear. (laughing) I love that video so much I've posted it a million times. Well...I'm exaggerating a little, but I've posted it a lot, I'll just say that.

I'm singing, I'm So Dizzy by the Archies today.

Hope you're having a great weekend Eric...You're the best~

Annie

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Ann!!

No ... everyone in this post (pig actor) is safe and sound. Only the houses blown to smithereens :-)

It means that even a house made of brick is vulnerable with a junky mortgage.

OHHH!!!! The bear is "Amis" - I thought it was one of your readers (((blush)))

I am listening to a new radio web station today that Beant was talking about on Twitter ... really cool. It creats a station based on your preferances.

( http://www.pandora.com/ )

I have LOTS of songs in my head right now!!

... I used your Slogbite post at 0007 with credit to you. Hope it's OK. Let me know.

BIG HUG!!!!!!!!! ... glad you are feeling better.

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Hi Jackie .... I am still in envy of your new blog design!!

SOOOOO SWEET

My favorite part is the way the post Titles look. Very unique.

You can move here to Hollydale anytime - then we'll be able to go for lunch. How is Walter doing out there???

Crazed Mom said...

What kind of explosive did the wolf use? Cuz that explosion liiks like a super nova.

Daisy said...

When I first read this, I thought it said the second pig built a house out of pancakes instead of mudcakes!!

Then I thought, well if a pig had a house made out of pancakes, he'd eat that right up in no time! :D

I hope he has a large supply of butter and maple syrup to go with it.

Daisy said...

Kind of a scary bedtime story for the kiddos, though! 8-O

Daisy said...

I'm trying to imagine a house made out of chicken feathers, but all I keep thinking about is all those poor chickens running around without their feathers (must have taken quite a few to get enough to build a house!). :D

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Hi Daisy!

LOL @ Nekid chikins ... he heee

I like the house of pancakes idea. I am going to change the story. Then it will be happier for the kids too :-)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Crazed Mom Auntie: It was a double pack of C4 with potatoes and gravy!!!!!!!!!!

dcr said...

I'm afraid you have it all wrong.

The first pig built a house of chicken feathers. The second built a house of mud cakes. The third built the dome house as you've described.

The wolf went to the first house and knocked on the door. The pig answered. The wolf said, "Your house isn't built to code." "Oh?" said the pig. "It's okay," replied the wolf. "I'm from the government and I'm here to help." So the pig lets the wolf in. The wolf eats the pig and demolished the house.

The wolf then went to the second house and knocked on the door. The second pig answered. The wolf said, "Your house isn't built to code." "Oh?" said the second pig. "It's okay," replied the wolf. "I'm from the government and I'm here to help." So the pig let the wolf in. The wolf ate the pig and turned the hose on the house so it collapsed.

The wolf went to the third house and knocked on the door. The third pig answered. "Hello," said the wolf. "I'm sorry to tell you this, but your neighbors have died due to substandard housing. The first pig suffocated on feathers when his house collapsed and the second pig drowned in mud when the hose leaked." "Oh dear," said the pig. "Well," said the wolf. "I'm from the government and we've determined it's your fault because you didn't do the piggly thing and help your fellow pigs. So, we will confiscate your house and give it to someone more deserving than you."

So, the wolf forced the pig from his home. The pig took off, left the country and ended up naked and homeless wandering the streets of a foreign land.

The wolf moved into the pig's house. After a while, he started to get hungry, but there were no more pigs. And so the wolf starved to death.

Moral of the story? When the government comes and says it's here to help, we all get screwed.

Speedcat Hollydale said...

DCR .......

BRAVO!! BRAVO!!!!!

Excelente` !! Grade AA pork rations, Doctor C.

WOOT WOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


in other words - super comment :-)

Babs (Beetle) said...

I would expect nothing else but free health care - living in the UK ;O)

Busy Bear said...

LOL!! DCR ROCKS!!!!!!!!!

And you have a cool blog!

waliz said...

i wish i was one of the pigs...Canada wont be so bad...errr who is the wolfmen here!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Waliz ... lets breech the border together!! We can stay at Drowsey's house.

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Thanks Busy Teddy Berrie

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Babs!!!!!

Can Waliz, me, and Drowsey Monkey come and live with you ???

Speedcat Hollydale said...

uhh ohhhh ... here come the wolfmen














BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MedStudentWife said...

Welcome to Canada, little Piggies !!!

The weather and the wolves are just as bead her,I'm afraid.

And we like dynamite (See http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Qh4w4I-rYg)

ummm.. don't mind the use of back bacon here....

May I offer you three a Tim's coffee and a TimBit ?

I Ponder said...

eh is eh not ehh, and i've heard Canuckian back bacon is the best but I don't subscribe :)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Ohh joy!!!!

Can I, Drowsey, Babs, and Waliz all stay with you???

Tim Horton??? Ohh YES!!!!!!!!!!

(I want some dohnees too)

YHAAAA HOOOOOOOO - Grab your bags everyone

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I ponder ... the eh ehhh aye eya subject comes up a lot. Drowsey yelled at me once. She says "ehh"

You want to come with Drowsey, Babs, Medstudent wife, "me" and Waliz ???

We will have bacon and donuts and Horton's coffee!!!!!!!

Daisy said...

HA HA HA! You changed it to pancakes! I thought you were just kidding about that. :D

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Daisy ... I like it a lot better this way. Pancakes make the pig in a blanket!

Want to come with to Canada with Drowsey, Babs, Medstudent wife, "me" and Waliz ???

Daisy said...

Sure I'd like to go to Canada! Let's go!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

YHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Call in sick, I will call in with a bad gas problem. Look out Arctic Circle, here we come.

Lets stop in Baudette for dinner. There is a great family restaurant on main.

Curly fries??? Ohhh Yhaa

Daisy said...

I'm there! yippee!

Daisy said...

I want to know how you got that pig to fly up in the air like that. Pigs don't have wings. Chickens have wings. (and bats have wings too--ha ha!)

Daisy said...

Maybe we could fly on the winged pig to Canada. Except he may not take us there if he knows there will be Canadian Bacon. HA!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Great idea!!

I carved him from a book and pasted him up there.

Nevertheless ... flying

Speedcat Hollydale said...

LOL @ Canadian Bacon

Never be a chicken in Hollydale or a pig in Canada (Quote of the day)

Daisy said...

Excellent quote! I don't think there are any chickens left in Hollydale. I think you either ate them all or you plucked them all naked to make a house from their feathers. I doubt they would stick around long after that!!

Daisy said...

whoaaa! Watch out for that flock of birds there! YIKES! This pig is not a very careful flyer. I think he is texting on his phone and eating a sammwich (a Dagwood chicken sammwich) and watching TV while he is flying. I think he is even taking pictures with his cell phone while he is flying. This is pretty scary. Pigs do not make good pilots!!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

“The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it.”

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Daisy ... you would NEVER catch me doing silly things like the pigplane pilot ........ NO SIR!!

it is kind of fun though, aye???


YHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

Daisy said...

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! I'm holding onto the pig's ears so I won't fall off. Did you ever notice there's not a lot to hold onto when you ride a pig?

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I'm wearing SPURS!!!!!!!

Daisy said...

Spurs!!! Those go well with your chaps, I guess. Well no wonder this is such a wild ride if you're poking the piggy in the spareribs with spurs.

(singing) I've got spurs that jingle, jangle, jingle.

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Did someone say Chaps??????

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Yep ... I reckon

It's ME

Cowboy Dan!!!!!!!!

Move one post down

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

ok....Cowboy Dan!

Miss Moneypenny said...

Did the third pig default on his ARM* and leg mortgage? ;~))

Unbelievable...how much does "free" Canadian health care cost the Canadian taxpayers, ehhh???

*Adjustable Rate Mortgage

purplefrog said...

Hey Eric! I am leaving you in charge of the Blogging Den 2 while i am gone..I will be back thursday or friday..Since the kids have a week off from school for fall break, we are going camping..Have fun!catch ya later...~kim

Speedcat Hollydale said...

ARM n leg ... very nice!!!

lessen you gots one

The Canadian health care is free to all poor folks, with no money!!!!

You want to come to Canada with Drowsey, Babs, Medstudent wife, "me" , Daisy, Olga, and Waliz ???

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Hi Kim!!!!!!!

Will do, and have a MOST EXCELLENT time with the family :-)

Eric

Bobby said...

Hey Speedy! America will be just like Canada soon. Not only that, Obama will give free health care to illegal aliens and stimulus checks to people that don't even pay taxes!!!! Wheeee free money. I'm quitting my job and praising Obama, Saviour of the universe...LOL!

Mckay K said...

Free health care for me. Hummm, Canada and Australia are looking pretty good.

mauniejames3 said...

Am I there? Am I having fun? Am I a pig or the wolf? I need care...yup that's it care for me...heeeelllllp

Miss Moneypenny said...

Helloooo Speedy, the Canadian Beavercat of the Subzero Arctic Winter Wonderland,

We can move to Canada with you only if we can fly South for the winter!

At my age, the northeast winters are becoming more and more uncomfortable every year. Who knows, we might become the next senile Wasting "Away Again in Margaritaville" (Key Largo) residents to help the Supreme Court "elect" a new President Emperor in 2012! :~)))

simplyjacy said...

i'd like to live in Canada too! where the mountains are great and the nature is fresh.

i have an award for you, Eric!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Hi Jacy! ..... must be my lucky day !!!!!!! Woot woot

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Moneypenny ... well then, sounds like a plan. Com`on everyone, time to load up the station wagon!

Keys in the West?? We could stay there every other week!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Hi Maunie!! Sure you are here ... want to be the co-pilot?? Here is your shotgun (for tires of bad drivers)

YHAAAAAAAA HOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Hop in McKay!

This is going to be a great trip. We can all share my laptop to blog about our journey together.

Bobby, are you coming too??

meleah rebeccah said...

seems totally appropriate to me...

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Meleah ... you want to join Drowsey, Babs, Medstudent wife, "me" , Daisy, Olga, McKay, Bobby, Moneypenny, Maunie, and Waliz on the venture to Canada ???

darlene said...

lol

Doctor Shoal said...

Sounds very Dangerous.

wendster said...

Why didn't any of them make their house out of CHICKENS?

Oh. Wait. Speedcat would have come through and eaten it.

An elevator. I like it!

Did you read the version called the three little wolves and the big bad pig?

That one is MONDO funny.

We say mondo out here.

Listen to me as I say it again:

mondo.

mondo mondo mondo mondo mondo mondo mondo mondo mondo mondo mondo mondo mondo mondo mondo mondo mondo mondo mondo mondo mondo mondo mondo mondo mondo mondo mondo mondo mondo mondo

I can't even stop!

I'm going to say it as I go to bed.

mondo mondo mondo mondo ....