Star Power & Glam Jam

We all have "not so shining moments". I don't think it's funny to pick on someone because of their shortcomings .... unless they are superstars that believe they are better than the rest of the world.



Here we have Madonna without her cone style top. I swear I have seen this woman on skid row downtown ... you know, the one with no teeth from to much drug use. Don't get me wrong, I really like Madonna besides the fact that she is insane, loves Kabala, and thinks she is royalty.
In this photo, she is sucking on a watermelon Jolly Rancher. I really like watermelon Jolly Ranchers!!












Tori Tori Tori .... Speeling. (Wooops - Spelling)
She is rich by birth, and now complains on TV how she is roughing it. Then, I read about her and husband goodie goodie looking at 2 million dollar houses. Ahhh shoot, she is having such a hard time. What is bad about this photo? Nothing really, besides that giant crater between her breasts. Might she have standing in front of Tiger Woods as he belted out a long drive? I still think she's hot, but I would put some putty in there.







Amy Joy is pretty to the 10th power, but has very poor taste in clothing. Check out this stupid T-shirt! Imagine wearing something so 70's ....

If you want one, they are available for 39.99 at my online store.
Sizes are small, med, large, ex large, 2X, 3X, and Tent
Get one early as my fall liquidation is happening right now.
By one, get 5 free!
Imagine, the family outing all together in your I love Speedy T shirts.

It doesn't get any better than that.






Shazzam!! Looks like steroids do not last forever now do they.
Gone are the python arms, large pectorals, and nuggets.
Poor Maria Shriver gets Dr. Shrivels.
Arnold Schwarzenegger is proof that what goes up, must come down.
Cali forn EE ahhh is a prime example of this.
Governor! What should we do about inflation?
"Terminate Dat Bad Tings ...."


Demi Moore ... I think she still looks pretty hot.
Just one thing, SHE IS WITH ASHTON KUTCHER


I'm sure the ladies will say, "Good for her".
I say, that's just weird.
Am I jealous?? Yeah ... I suppose. I would liplock with Demi. She is still way to old for that kid.



Andy Garcia

Do I really need to say anything here???
Shave your back maybe?

What do the women have to say?
Hairy backs - sexy or not sexy

There will be a poll in the comments. Lets move on.






This one is my favorite. The Donald Duck is been out in the wind.
So how does Donald feel about all the fuss over his head? Apparently the billionaire businessman is aware of the flap over his style and appears unconcerned as long as it doesn't impact ratings.

Trump Quote: "I don't say my hair is my greatest strength in the world, but it's not terrible".

Donald doesn't have some misguided celebrity hairdresser who has coiffed him this way. In an interview with USA Today, The "Donald" confessed that he has "never had a stylist". Trump also said that the lack of a stylist may be part of his problem. How about a pair of dog trimmers?? I could use a trim around the ears myself!

reminds me of a Japanese fighting helmet



Last but not least, take a look to the left.
I first thought this photo was of Rosie O Donnel.
Nope! It's Lisa Marie Presley .... Micheal Jackson's Ex wife.
Does "Blanket" still comes over to visit?
I remember thinking that Lisa Marie was way to good looking and normal for a guy without a nose. Time does funny things.
Would Lisa be more inclined to be found at a softball game or a swanky New York hotel?
Hard to say.