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McCain arrives, greets Palin daughter, father-to-be in Minnesota. It's convention time!!

(left) Republican candidate Sen. John McCain hugs his running mate Gov. Sarah Palin standing next to, from right, her husband, their daughter Bristol, who is pregnant, and the father-to-be Levi Johnston. McCain whispered into Palin's ear ....


"Try and have your daughters baby quickly, so I can kiss it on Television"

Palin looked over at Bristol and told her to make the party proud. She is now taking classes at the "Baby Quik" clinic in New Hope. Democrats want to abort the whole affair. What Palin needs to say will be heard on Hump Day, the 3rd of September. Meanwhile ... Rage Against the Target Center Show Follows a Volatile Tuesday . The demonstration group is led by vagrants and social outcasts. THIS JUST CAME INTO THE HOLLYDALE TICKER! .... Report: Jamie Lynn Spears Sends Gift to Bristol Palin

For folks that would like an alternative Presidential choice, and are not supporting "ME @ Vote For Senator Speedcat “Speedy” Hollydale" as a candidate, check this out at the World of Weiners ... Twas The....


MacKenzie Phillips Enters Rehab after the drug arrest last week. She claims that "Schneider" from One Day at a Time was the one responsible for all of her problems, and that they had an affair in the maintenance closet. Schneider was not available to comment back to the Hollydale Tribune because he was on a vacation with Hanna Montana. More here ... Hanna looms off US as Atlantic storms rev up




Jessica Simpson is shown here carrying her new doggy carry all. It was made by Bono for 5 million dollars. She says it was a small price to pay for the health and comfort of her beloved canine "Sea Chicken". Rumors have been circulating that the dog is never really in the handbag, and that Nick Lachey's balls are in there.
Vanessa Minnillo has revealed that things are still going well with her new boyfriend Nick Lachey , even though his sack is an empty flap of skin. Vanessa says, “The guy runs forever! Like, I swear, he’s running 11 miles a day. I can’t run. That’s the one thing I can’t do, because I feel like the further I jog away from my house, the further I have to jog back!”


Jessica Simpson and Carrie Underwood from American Idol fame are still catfighting over Tony Romo, and the recent news is that Jessica is putting out the rumours that her beau is still talking to Carrie. I would like to assure Jessie that Carrie is not at all, interested in Romo, and is madly in love with THIS new cat and has been seen all over Hollywood and Hollydale with the un-named mystery man.
It has been said that her new beau is a professional writer and golf star.
This story is a Hollydale Tribune EXCLUSIVE ... and will be updated in the near future.

To report news and stories to this newspaper, just drop a line to speedcathollydale@yahoo.com

Google Chrome Swallows Pop-Up Ads, Advertisers Still Get Billed !

The new Google browser actually loads pop-up ads even though the ads won't be seen unless Chrome users choose to maximize the pop-up ad windows that Chrome has minimized.
I hate pop up ads, and anyone that uses them on their blog .... spit cough. The new Google browser will also report your every internet move to Big Brother, the FBI, and all world news media. For those that want recognition and scrutiny, this is for you. Click the OK button left to download. :-)

Today I also found a very interesting post about a White Bengal Tiger that swims under water. Read Here kitty kitty. by Pet Monologues.