My Golf Dream
After golf on the moon, I was shocked to learn about the next threat to civalization ....
The poultry power
Big bird(s).
Are you calling me chicken?
Chicken bones are evil
Artist draws baby chicken’s progress daily
You Don't Deserve The Chicken
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Add your "chicken" here with a comment pointing me in the right direction.
I will find you and linki you too
chikinneyriffic!
How about you, Maunie !! I see you jumped :-)
~ and then dcr said...
Nah, you've got it all wrong. The four-legged chickens are just a distraction to keep you off the trail of the genuine plan they're hatching. The chickens plan to grow to gigantic proportions; just think of all those hormones farmers have been pumping them with--they've been doing the chicken's bidding all along!
One day, these chickens will be so large that they'll be raising people on people farms. And, exotic foods will be said to taste like people! That chicken feed, it's people! Chicken feed is people! We're all doomed.
61 comments:
Oh my goodness! Honey is still cuter ;)
Ok, that's supposed to be what? Some I'm off the blogroll. And you don't take my life into account. Now I know where our friendship stands. Great, thank you! Got it!
what exactly are they gonna do...run around like...well, you know...
Never mind...I'm wacked!
I'm having too much fun tonight just reading your blog, so don't worry about it. I haven't had two seconds for soooo long it's pathetic!
Drowsey, that is so true. Did you see my waist???
Ev .... You are a whacky mom :-)
Holly - well, I keep adding to this post ... so I am not really sure yet!!
Oooooo I FEEL important, just being here! It's nice to meet you! Drowsey is always talking about you. If she likes you, you must be okay. ;-)
Hi Marvin ... you came over in a space time blogging rift??
Hope the chickens did not bite!
Give me the chicken, and nobody gets hurt. *giggle* I don't make a fearsome bad guy, huh? Oh well.
Sue .... NOPE! I will give NO chickens :-)
How about some pie and coffee? A nice Latte` ??
thats a whole lot of freeking chicken
hi speedy ~
**scratching my head**
huh?
but that pic with your teeny weany head is funny looking!
nighty night, beany :)
Meleah ... you can call in sick to work because of the chicken madness outside :-)
Beany!! ... that was just a dream sequence re-enactment
hehehehe
I was about the push the button on the Viewmaster when I saw the disclaimer. What a clever post.
I just realized there are fishies swimming on the golf course...This blog is like going down the rabbit hole in Alice In Wonderland...you never know what might appear next.
Beany .. hahahahahahaaaaa he heee
Mimi ... flattery wil get you everywhere here !!
smoooooootch!!
hi speed ~
you are so fun.
i wish my grandpa had been like you!
howdy doody, beany weany :)
idea for a blogpost for you. there was an article last week on the internet about people getting into accidents (like walking into things, tripping and spraining ankles, etc) because they were TEXTING. i bet you could do something funny with that idea. i am getting a vision of what kinds of wild pictures you would post.
chow, beany :)
Beany ... I REALY did this last week. Walking along and adding text to a photo mail. Righr into a sign.
Lucky for me ... I AM MADE OF RUBBER
... I guess I hit my head and knocked out all the "rights"
YHAAAAAAAAA HOOOOOOOOO!!!!
speedy eric ~
woo hooy doggie! i am laughing my heart out at you. that is funny. i would have laughed if i had seen you do that! tee hee hee!!!
here's a bandaid for your noggin. let me open it up for you! and i'll put it on some of your hair, too, so it will be real fun and owchy squealy when you pull it off finally. hehehe.
glad you are okay. glad you did not suffer a brain hemorrage or other damage that would prevent you from providing this silly blogging service to us, your loyal minnions (fans/buddies).
hee hee hoo hoo
off to sleepy land you go go,
beany weany :)
PS. i sound like dr. suess. haha
yeah ... space travel does make me tire (a tire)
Look ma ... I'm a goodyear!
Signing off for August 4th 2008
entering dreamland wormhole
Last picture.....
"SQUWAK_Toon"
(sorry, my German chicken vocabulary/dialect is very poor).
Hi Captain Comos CramerChickenChiliCat of the Delta Thigh Poultry Squadron,
My chickeny winky linky HERE uncovers the first victim of the poultry power invasion.
UGH! Chicken feet are so UGLY! and they actually sell them in the stores down here! Who eats those things??? How are ya?
HI Speedy,
Now I am afraid of chickens. What an army. They can’t catch me I’m the Gingerbread man. Oh, it is dinnertime. Drumsticks anyone? we have plenty!
mind boggling. my computer starts making this scratching, cackling sound. my fingers start flying and i wind up here! so. you have an army of birds. i on the other hand have BIGGER birds! quack - oops - doodle doo!
http://www.petmonologues.com/pet022207/2008/big-birds/708/
Nah, you've got it all wrong. The four-legged chickens are just a distraction to keep you off the trail of the genuine plan they're hatching. The chickens plan to grow to gigantic proportions; just think of all those hormones farmers have been pumping them with--they've been doing the chicken's bidding all along!
One day, these chickens will be so large that they'll be raising people on people farms. And, exotic foods will be said to taste like people! That chicken feed, it's people! Chicken feed is people! We're all doomed.
I can tell you; to me, golf will never be the same after this - and I'm going to Sweden to play this weekend - they have chicken over there too you know :lol:
Speedy...you frightened me nearly to death.
so here I am...lurking as usual and I see my name...like how about you maunie..like you were peaking at me from somewhere...maybe with a chicken on your head...goodness gracious you took ten years off my life...now put them right back you bad bad man...well if you could add twenty that would be even better...
oh yeah speedy I had chicken marsala for dinner...I would have saved you some but I licked the dish...damn that was good and I do love mushrooms....yummy
yeah hummm twenty years younger...I would be my son's age...awesome...if you do this itty bitty thing....I will believe
everything you say...well almost everything
Yikes I just heard the wheather man
say rain for the next five days..oh
no....how can hubby golf...how can wifey shop...oh yeah I gave all that up....poop...let it rain...
I have more to say about this but I have chicken feathers stuck up my nose. I was mauled by a dozen of them.
MSW: Die Hühner mit vier Beinen gewinnen strenth... Zeit, einen Huhndraht um das Haus hinaufzulegen !! He he heeee
Miss Moneypenny ... YOU are the FEATURED LINK!!!! ((rahhhh)) audiance goes crazy
Sherry!! How nice to see you - coming over
McKay ... "Really??"
save some for me!!
Petmono ... Gotcha!!
DCR ... I put you in the post
Maunie: I will send in a request, but we don't really want to be 10 again ... do we??
How did you know I was over with a chicken on my head?
Hey Ricardo! Try a pipe kleener, that's how I get schnozse lodgenzz out.
RENNY! Hope you smoke the course with a low round in the 70's. Hold the club like you would hold a bird, and swing strong with the clubhead behind your hands ... like a whip!
I will dream poultry nightmares this eve - and for that, I sincerely thank you (wink for sarcasm).
Good luck on the links, though - just remember, it's all mind over matter, that's all...
Hey Rev!
MIND
______ = LINKS ..... :-)
MATTER
In tonight's featured presentations, was Debbie Clemens involved in providing hormones to the chickens so they can beef up their breasts and thighs? ;~))
It sure looks that way Miss Moneypenny. Where's the BBQ sauce??
I blame Obama Van Sustren
hi speedy ~
i see you successfully found your way out of that wormhole.
what was it like meeting capt kirk and mr. spock? i wish i could've met them!
boogie woogie, beany :)
i was the 51st (now 52nd) comment!! woo hoot! do i get a wal**mart gift card now? i promise to only spend it on chicken related items ... i could use some chicken slippers and chicken jammie.
hehehe hohoho, beany :)
renny, speedcat forgot to give you the "edge" when holding your club with the chicken grip. you need chicken head club covers = http://www.golfcow.com/golf/catalog/head_covers/animal_headcovers/winning_edge_fred_funk_s_funky_chicken.html?item=8358
renny, you are in luck! PM has done a little personal shopping for you...
Are ya sure that ain't one of dem dere Siamese Chickens gone wrong?
Could you imagine if all chickens had 4 legs? Then there would be 4 thighs! but still only two breasts... or do they only have 1?
yeh! blogger is working again! Your gold dream is to have a tiny waist? Big butt? and a hump back??
geez! that was supposed to say golf dream!
soilent green is chickens.
and they have four legs so they can chase YOU faster. Not me. I am sneaking under the chicken radar by wearing a plunger on my head and saying "bwwoookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!".
They're really not that bright.
hi wendster and speedy ~
oooo i giggled when i saw wendster's comment last night about " ... wearing a plunger on my head and saying "bwwoookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!".
you guys are both such a riot!
good day, beany :) !!
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