Sunday, August 24, 2008

Biden Punch

deli sandwiches at speedcat hollydale sub shop



Biden will do whatever Orock Obama says Biden?? What do Barack and Joe have in common .... DFL is the answer, and a hatred of Bush people!

PETRAEUS: Senator, the vice president was in Iraq just a couple weeks after that, and he also had a very warm reception.

BIDEN: Did he get kissed? Get a kiss?

PETRAEUS: I believe he did get kissed when he was there.

BIDEN: I just want to know whether he got kissed, that’s all.

Another Bidenism: “You CANNOT go into a 7-11 or a Dunkin Donuts without an Indian accent.”

Yet another Bidenism: “If anybody is going to find a terrorist about to put sarin gas into the heating system or cooling system of the largest mall in Little Rock, AR, or in Savannah, GA, … it is going to be a local cop on his way from a Dunkin’ Donuts shop.”


I mean, you've got the first sort of mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a story-book, manBack in September of 2007, I was on the staff of the Biden America Writers Group. Pictured (right) is a photo published in the Hollydale Tribune. Joe wanted to meet with me and discuss campaign efforts, and what the public was conceiving to be his platform. Bidens's outspoken and aggressive attacks are not always seen as strength, but rather as anger and insecurity leaking out of his pours. My advice was to work on his demeanor, and to "think" before speaking. I asked him what he thought of Obama. This is what he said.

"I mean, you've got the first sort of mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a story-book, man."


Will Barack do or say anything to get elected? Will he surround himself with people that make him look patriotic? Sure he will. He is a Hollywood Showboat !!

Ok ... ONE MORE BIDENISM from the past

Speaking before the Knesset, Bush said that “some people” believe the United States “should negotiate with terrorists and radicals, as if some ingenious argument will persuade them they have been wrong all along."


Biden's Response: “This is bullshit, this is malarkey. This is outrageous, for the president of the United States to go to a foreign country, to sit in the Knesset ... and make this kind of ridiculous statement.”

What a guy!!





Current reports indicate Obama’s tax plan is a tax increase for change you really can believe in…



Thanks to the Superman Barack Obama belittles Biden post over at Moneypennie's house for the tax stats.

18 comments:

meleah rebeccah said...

Im still voting for Speedy.

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Thank goodness!! Those other two are garbage. HYOHHHHH :-)

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

ME TOO!!!! I hate politicians. Bloggers and golfers are smarter and better looking. Plus, Speedy promises a chicken in every pot and free donuts on Fridays! So...it's a NO BRAINER as far as I'm concerned!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Thanks Cuppy!!
Of course, all bras would be free from tax in my budget plan.
I see you drive in Cananda?? Good Cats!!

VOTE SPEEDY (write in candidate)

Here are the other choices ..

1. communist
2. flip flopper

Drowsey Monkey said...

If I were American I'd vote for ya too! :)

I love all those 'yes we can' spoof videos...like the guys who wanna move their couch. "yes we can" lol...too funny.

The Rev. said...

I thought Biden & Obama starred in a number of Spaghetti westerns a few decades ago?

Perhaps I'm getting my information from the wrong sources....

Miss Moneypenny said...

Are we writing for the same political comedy club? ;~)

A Link-oln Log Bridge to your Biden Hawaiian Punch Link Juice was added to my 0007 secret service post!

Does DFL mean Dumb "Blanking" Luck in Hollydale, too? ;~))

What was the Obama roach smoking - cannabis with the Barack Pack? ;~)))

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Drowsey ... You can proxy vote for me.

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Rev ... YES! I thought I was the only one to watch spaghetti westerns

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Miss Moneypenny ... YOU deserve a Hollydale Medal. And a big kiss.

SMOOOOOOTCHHHHHHH!!

Thanks for the linkinlogger and photo spreaders :-)

...yes, can-a-bus filter-less

AngelBaby said...

So you don't like politicians, is it because they talk all day and never say anything important? I don't think they say anything that they mean or they would never be elected to office. They would probably be run our of town if everyone knew what they really want to do.

Love and Blessings,
AngelBaby

mauniejames3 said...

Speedy...yes indeedy you have my vote too. I'm sharp and consise about what I speak...what are we talking about here?

mauniejames3 said...

I love to watch the debates as long
as it's not nutcase George...sorry
but he's as dumb as a piece of wood floating down the river....

mauniejames3 said...

or a pair of boys undies hanging on a line next to a a triple d bra
belonging to Olga...but Olga, of course, is amazing...sorry Olga...or even drowsey's monkey...sorry monkey...or speedys golf club. well, do you get the idea...I don't think Mr. Bush is very smart.

Daisy said...

I find it interesting that they chose cockroaches to represent the candidates in a race. It is almost as if they are saying our politicians are big disgusting, make-your-skin-crawl, bugs! Imagine that! ;)

Wait! Did someone say free donuts on Fridays? I want to jump on that bandwagon. Count me in! :D

Jenny said...

Dude...I didn't know you were running! I'm so undecided on the other buttheads....I'll vote for you.

Lauren said...

Speed, run run run!

wendster said...

I am still voting for Speedy.

I still remember his fabulous campaign promises, and am looking forward to the giant sleep over at the white house!

Also, the chicken in every pot.

Which I won't need until I run out of donuts.