Here is your list of things to TODAY!
1. Tell someone you like them, even though you don't
2. Flirt with other people's spouses - to see if they are trustworthy wives / husbands
3. Help an old lady across the street, then ask for a tip
4. Tell a pregnant lady that she looks great with a big gut
5. (For the women): Offer beauty tips and tricks to the frumpy chicks
6. (For the Men): Let Friends know when they do something gay
7. Throw a few quarters out the car window for panhandlers
8. Collect stray cats for lonesome old people
9. Show co-workers how to do their job correctly
and in the #10 position ....
Give your words of wisdom to idiots!
Monday, July 07, 2008
Tin Man Golden Badge of Kindness
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7 comments:
2, 3, 5 & 6 ... I'm gonna do them today damn it! Because I'm a good person, and people like me. Well, they will until I do these things.
LOL!
That tin can on your head is tooooo tight!
Has Speedy Tincat done all 10 items on the list of things to do? ;~)
Bwahahahahahaha. Okay, I can do a couple of these just fine. I like you Speedy, I really, really do. Have a great day. :)
Wait... you have beauty tips for frumpy chicks? Share? PLEASE?!
When I was pregnant, I was known as 'beer belly' and 'Buddha Belly' where I worked. I compared my 'gut' with the real beer guts of my co-workers. I have pictures too, somewhere!
LOL! you are silly! I'm too busy to do good deeds! MMM maybe I can do a few tomorrow with my co-workers! They don't mind if I harass them occasionally
Woo! I'm glad this "today" is a yesterday so that I am off the hook. The first one was a slider so I was caught off guard by the rest. FUNNY!
Jen
hahaha speedy eric! you are so wise :) beany !!
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