Tuesday, July 08, 2008

Litterbox Turds & Ramblings of a Man Ready for Bed

Curtain shredding Cat Cat 1: Sure, I can catch 10 mice per day!

Cat 2. Who cares ... I like chikin

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Cat walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a hairball remedy. The bartender serves him prune juice and whiskey. Cat drinks it down and barfs. Hairball GONE!

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Two alley cats sitting on a ledge ..... "I'd like to marry a Hairless Persian" other cat says, "Try shaving Connie Chung"

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Sylvester comes running in across the room chasing tweety and tracks mud all over the white carpet. Tweety says, "Puddy Tat goona get shot!" heheheheheheheh heeeee


9 comments:

Shiphire said...

the jokes are nice, but I can't understand the last one about the one about sylvester and tweety though I know they are from a cartoon, and the style the bird talks.

wendster said...

A cat walks into a bar.

"ouch!"

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

Bwahahahahahaha. Chikin of course. :)

purplefrog said...

Robert is blogging on Blogging Den 2..What about you Eric? do you want to? just let me know...

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

I hope you got some sleep sweet Speedy....I think you need it!
xoxoxo

meleah rebeccah said...

well we know YOU like chikin!

Michelle said...

I think you're turning into dopey cat!

Dr Zibbs said...

I say kill all cats. But in a nice way.

wendster said...

dr zibbs ~

LOLOLOL!!!