Early reports of a new attack on Canada have come in. These are some photos obtained by the Hollydale International News Headquarters. 
UPDATE: News just in @ 2100 hrs .... Robert's House has been hit! It seems that "one" donut has reached the desired target. NORAD has concluded that the second donut has trailed off course due to a jelly leak, and landed somewhere in zone #11. More information as to the crash site where-abouts coming in minutes .....
UPDATE 2 : Touchdown in California! New footage from Wendy Winderella's garden has just been obtained. Damage was very minimal, as she was outside "getting some sun" as the donut approached. With no lunch yet, she caught the pastry in her mouth .... then ate it. Wendy was quoted as saying, "I think all of the rainbow sprinkles fell off in sub-space .... I was very disappointed!" ~ Neighbors claim she was gardening "Nekkid" although this has not been confirmed.
** Note ... NO bras were harmed during the filming of this post. Special thanks to Olga the Traveling Bra ! {Tim Horton is a spy}
OTHER NEWS SOURCES REPORTING ON THIS INCiDENT
1. Canadian Caffeine Casualties of Operation Slingshot WMD (MoneyPenny Press)
2. Stretched to the LIMIT in Hollydale (Traveling Bra Times)
3. Help Speedcat! Send Ransom! (Intrepid Interrogator)
4. Weapon of Massive (Mammary) Destruction? Or Manna from Heaven? (The Wendster Weekly)
5. you??
44 comments:
OMG! This is what happens when Olga visits a man!?! She becomes a sling shot! Now we know where the weapons of mass destruction are.
lmao....I can't wait until her blog mistress sees this!!!!
You know, according to that map, Robert and I are in the clear for a hit ... we're in the other direction. Whew.
Speedy! Speedy! Is that you?
I'm not sure if this is a true call for help or not. But I have a Delta team standing by for your rescue. Jack Bauer is also on my speed dial. Furthermore, I'm notifying your blog buddies and collecting items for your ransom just in case we need to cut a deal. Please let me know if everything is alright. Otherwise, I'll wait to hear more from your captors.
Look at all this trouble Speedy makes! Whatever happened to just sitting around and having a nice cocktail?
Drowsey: ohhh no, the map was just to throw "Canada" off track. You did not see the UPDATE!!!
Intrepid: I AM OK!!!!!!! Seems that "EYE" am finally on the offensive here in the donut wars ... aye. ha haaaa!
Chick!: Well, when Olga is visiting your house - crazy things happen :-)
Hot off the Presses, Miss MP's Operation Slingshot WMD report has been published! :)
Miss Moneypenny: Thank you for your in-depth report. I have a limp from falling off my chair!!!
YOU B the GREATEST!!
Outstanding... See my post! (Help Speedcat! Send Ransom!) Apparently we have an impostor in our midst. We can never be too careful!
MINE TOO!!!! Wooo-hoooo!!!!
Incredible use of technology! You've clearly escalated this battle! Quite resourceful I might add. MacGyver would be proud!
OMG - We're under attack! Glad I came back for the update!!!
I guess that's why Robert hasn't been around much today ... he's probably recovering from a head injury. I'm sure he's had a few of those from bras over the years...hee hee. :)
Does anyone know how to get jelly out from between your hooks?
Cuckoo for cocoa puffs. Cuckcoo for cocoa puffs. Damnit Uncle you hit Seattle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ring around the space needle.
Intrepid: LOVE your post brother! This is fun, no???? :-)
OLGA!: Mine 2 too ... and a ha cha cha. (that woolite does wonders my elastic friend) Rockets away
Auntie J!! Say, does that mean that I will be in the "Seattle Super Pages"???
500 pts for Uncle 8~)
speedy roo,
loved this post. you goofy guy. wendster is loving this! i think the donut would've really hurt her though considering what she was wearing while gardening today.
hahaahha.
crazy wild boy :)
chow, beany :)
"That depends what Wenderilla was wearing"
.... or NOT wearing.
heh heh heh.
Hey ... I had on a catcher's mitt. I've had it ready since I heard about the upcoming launch. "Don't leave home without it." That's my motto.
My mouth was just faster. Today.
And I just ran into the house afterwards and sprinkled a cannister of sprinkles over my tongue and all was well again.
OK. Who's wondering if I really honored naked gardening day? Your hunch was right, Speedy the psychic. No ... I was not naked ... in my yard.... today.
I got that sunburn YESterday.
(Don't tell the naked gardeners association that I was premature, k?)
And this post? Way surpassed my expectations!!! I LOVED the smoke trails launching into space. And the map with donuts going in two different directions. Pure comedic genius.
Dude. You are SO stuck with me. I'll be president of the Speedcat fan club in no time!
Hugs ... but gently. I've got a sunburn.
Ummm hello......you have within your reach one very interesting blog!
Where can I go to find out how this traveling bra thing started?
People and their imagination knows no boundaries, huh? I love it!
Iknew that you and Olga were in cahoots..I might have resort to guerilla warefare....:))))
in the interest of being a concerned citizen I am launching a observation plane over Wendy's..to assess the damaghe...and to check out if she is gardening Nekkid...:))))
Oh Oh Speedy it has happened to you too...here I was just going to ask how to cook chicken tenders and you go dancing off to the twilight zone...hubby is already there...he's been chasing a turkey all morning...I think it's something to do with the donuts...too much jelly and all that...I'm in if it means more donuts
oh my word LMBO...and I thought I was the one in need of help!!
This is simply over the top. Poor Robert. Well, we can at least see him peering through the roof of his house...so we know he did survive the attack!!
Oh Janice hope you are okay in Seattle!!
Please do not attempts anymore launches until you have settled your jeely leak problem. I shall keep my helmet on today!!
Jackie...LOL...:-)
Uh-oh Speedy...Crusty's bringing in Gorillas!!! AAAAHHHHHHH!!! They s-s-s-s-scare me!!!!
Olga is my HEE-row! She sure is good at supporting Team Speedy!!
Regarding getting jelly from out of your hooks...it needs a good likkin'!! I'm sure you'll find a willing volunteer out there...
good morning speedyilicious!!
it is hilarious to see the comments roll in continuously in my email alerts. totally bizarre and silly.
if wendster is the president of your fan club, then i will be the vice-prez!
and the smoke out of the donut bomb launch was so funny. and the map drawing plan, too! do you drink before you write posts? or are you totally normal before you put together your posts? never know what will come out of your brain, but it is always something else and or something funny.
live long speedy roo.
great day eric speedcat la roo!
beany!! :)
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News Flash from Fox News...a statement from the NTSB..there is no known security device for detecting jelly filled donuts in a fedex envelope...we Moose are sneaky...:)))
This is what Olga gave me up for! bloody donuts.
I am trying to get over this but I just cant :(
They aren't even raspberry jam donuts.
Hey Speedy!
Give me about an hour and then check back here.
I'll have my news report of hit #2, here in California, up by then.
that is a friggen riot. hahahah
poor robert! his house looks like it was damaged.
Crusty's being sneaky.....I smell donuts!
OMG!!! that's so funny:) speedy your a pro in working that bar slingshot you must have been practicticing before Olga arrived.
LOL!!! LOL!!!
OMG Speedy...
I've just come from Olgas...
thank god there are no serious injuries....
I hope the southern hemisphere will be safe from these beezarre fallouts !!! yeehaa
Robert's place certainly took a bashing....I hope his deck is still in place :0
I will have to check the latest press and get back to you ;) :)
Done! Come on over!
What a gentleman to use a prophylactic.
ROFL! This was hilarious! :-D
Jeanna - I want to go on the record saying that Speedy has been the eptiome of Gentlemanliness...and always practices safe donut launching.
I think one of these landed in Idaho on my Grill
Thanks for your support everyone ... right now I am under attack by Canadians with Lawrence of Arabia leading the way! The bombing has commenced with jelly flying everywhere.
speedster,
silly boy. you have really done it now!
you're a riot, beany :)
Ha ha ha..and u look so intense in the picture too Eric LOLZ!! :):):)
ROLMAO so funny!! Brilliant!! huahahaa *can't stop laughing*
You refer to naked gardening like it was unusual or something...
And here's the thing. Your sprinkles are all over my SASKATCHEWAN lawn, and do you realize that a sprinkle, when falling from space, is a damn missile? I got out of the way just in time to save my bits and pieces (naked gardening you know) and you should consider yourself lucky. Had I lost anything important... I'd be adding you to my "cauldron" list.
I am laughing so hard that it has brought tears to my eyes. Fantastic!!
At the very least, you owe me a pair of shoes. My fraccy bits and pieces are pretty firm (about this).
wow, that is a heck of a hit....will Robert recover?...lmao!!
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