Monday, May 05, 2008

Breaking News Stories of Bra Bombardment & Donut Jelly Leaks


1. Canadian Caffeine Casualties of Operation Slingshot WMD (MoneyPenny Press)
2. Stretched to the LIMIT in Hollydale (Traveling Bra Times)
3. Help Speedcat! Send Ransom! (Intrepid Interrogator)
4. Weapon of Massive (Mammary) Destruction? Or Manna from Heaven? (The Wendster Weekly)
5. News Update & Panic in Hollydale (Robert's Canadian Reporter)
6. A Girl Named Sue (Speedcat Unrelated Self Promotional)
7. Seal of Approval & Doughnut Attacks (Drowsey Monkey Monitor)
8. Name that Catdonut Slingtraveling! (Shinade Star & Tribune)
9. Attack of the Giant Killer Aussie Meat Pies! (Laketrees Limelight News)
10. Its a Topsy Turvy Blogosphere Out There (Medstudent,s Wife Memorandom Weekly)
11. Nekkid Gardening Hurts (Fracus Free Press)
12. News Flash..Spy Photos Revealed ~ NEW ATTACK!!! (Robert Reports)
13. you???

These are some of the best stories and reports that I have ever seen. Please check them out! I promise you will not be disappointed.
It was a busy weekend, but I'll be over for a visit soon ... 10-4 ya'all :~)
Speedy Cat
see post below ...

32 comments:

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Speedy - "Do-nut" open ANY packages from FedEx today!
~Olga

meleah rebeccah said...

these are all sooooo funny!

Robert said...

In furhter news a strange redneck was caught on tape stuffing Fedex envelopes while large objects fell on Hollydale...

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Uh-oh Speedy....I think Crusty's got his hands on a BIGGER donut launcher than ME!!! Hole-EEE Donuts!!!

Robert said...

reports of flying hot cross buns over wendsters house en route to Chino California area could be true...:)

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Cheek-o Crusty, CHEEK-O!!! :)

Michelle said...

You're always a winner! Just not for the candy... looks like you've had enough sugar anyway.. with the jelly donuts!

Michelle said...

Hey! I thought you would be posting some kind of "SpeedyCat Ganzalas" pictures today to celebrate Cinco De Mayo!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Olga: OK

Meleah: I think the links here were better than my own post!!

Robert: whaaaa??

OLGA: Cheek o Crusty?? Did I sit on a donut again?

Michelle: Yes you are right ... and you are right! Cinco De Mayo ona mia enchilada. I SAW THE CHUPACABRA :-|

Shinade said...

Okay my friend,
I am working on a multi string link post.LOLZ...not easy for this redneck gal.

But, I simply pass up you, Robert and Olga.

This is just to grand. It's going to take me forever to get it done...but,look out cause it's coming.

Oh yes keeping my helmet on at all times. Just in case you should misfire again!!:-)

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

OH GEEZ....Crusty's on a roll! Or maybe it's a hot cross bun...

What are we gonna do next, oh Donut Master???

Robert said...

mmm things seem to be astir in Hollydale I wonder why..????...:)

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Are you following me Crusty?????? Here!.....have a donut! :)

Robert said...

I thought it would be a hot cross bun Olga...:))))

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Hot Cross Buns ... Hot Cross Buns .... see how they fly .... see how they fly ....
CANADA, you are here-by given due notice! Prepare for an all out attack. I have Canadian money and a gift certificate for the Horton Doughhhhnut shop in Vancuver. (smile)

Kim said...

wow Speedy....
this sounds like all out warfare..
ROFL....hot cross buns...what next... ??? :):)

LadyJava said...

Hi there..

I've noticed that your EC widget is placed way down low on your blog. For the convenience of other Red Hot Droppers, could you put the widget slightly higher up in your blog?

Thank you for your kind understanding
LadyJava

Shinade said...

I simply felt it was duty to inform everyone to be prepared...LOLZ!!!!

http://shinade.blogspot.com/2008/05/name-that-catdonut-slingtravelling.html

How's that for a title?
Oh Eric you are just too too funny!! But I love it!!

Brillie said...

hai... i love donuts

Drowsey Monkey said...

Seriously ... you need to cut back on the SUGAR! No more! It's making your crazier than normal !!! :)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Jackie: You are on the list! I have a really hard time loading your page at home - my bit speed is only 28k. (really s l o w )
I will be over on the office computer or from my mobile. Thanks for the addition, and it sure is good to have you back in the blogosphere!!!!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Kim: I could inlist the help of Austrailia! Ninja Koalas with donut packs :)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Lady Java: I will look into this. My sidebar is priority first, and Ecard is not the most important thing to have on top for me, more of "another" tool that has a certain use.
Maybe I can shuffle some widgets.

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Brille: Hello!! I love em` too :-) Thanks for stopping by, and there are free pasteries at the bottom of my blog.

Drowsey: Silly is as silly does, shisel fizzel dizzel. I used to have sea monkeys, and then found out they were just lil bity brine shrimp. Great dancers they were though .... just like you and me at the awards after party - remember??

Kim said...

so you've heard the news about Canberra then Speedy....
the latest coverage has you and Olga as early suspects :0

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Kim: Canberra???? hmmmm

wendster said...

... cheek-o? Further donut "deliveries" ... ?

*serious look crossing Wendster's face*

Wendster: Butterduck?

Butterduck: Yes? What shall we do tonight, Wendster?

Wendster: The same thing we do EVERY night, Butterduck.

Butterduck: Dress up as Speedcat Hollydale wearing a monkey suit? And call the local radio station to ask for our new favorite song: You Lift Me Up? And dance around the house lifting your lingerie up in the air?

Wendster: No Butterduck! Come up with a way to launch donuts randomly around the planet, creating a feeding frenzy, at which time we will take over the world! mua ha hahhahahahahaaaa. Or end world hunger. Whichever comes first.

Butterduck: Narf.

Kim said...

Gosh Speedy..
fancy eating a donut as big as your head..
un be lievable !!!

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

YIKES!!! Pleeeeez don't try & make me launch THAT big ol' donut! There are limits to what I can handle ya know! Not a lot, but some.....

mauniejames3 said...

Speedy and Olga..face facts...your gonna need a bigger bra...sorry olga..yours just won't do it...hmmm

mauniejames3 said...

Speedy!!!! are you obsessed with donuts or boobs? Hubby always says he is a sucka for those things...everytime I read your blog I'm in the mood for something sweet and delish....can you see a correlation? maybe I'm just getting to be a food hog?

Julie said...

Boy, I miss a couple of days of blogging and look at all that I miss! Donuts sound sooooo good, too!