Krispy Kreme Doughnut Multi-Pod Launcher & Mel Horton

Well, I made it through the night. Here is the aftermath after the Horton Cluster Bomb Attack (HCBA) from Canada. (outlined in the previous post).
I was contacted by someone with a mechanical genius, and a personal interest in my situation. Here he is with a new strategic weapon!

The cornerstone of the whole idea is the Krispy Kreme Doughnut Multi Pod (KKDMP). Here, 480 one month old jelly filleds are loaded up into the "Fat Boy" missile. When the pod is over the target, the frontal-lobe hatch thinggy opens up, and the cargo is released. Upon contact with Robert's house, the hard outer casings of the jelly filleds explode, and spew sticky strawberry goo everywhere .... diabolical!!

I would like to introduce "Mel Horton". He never liked Tim Horton, and has a passionate interest (and stock options) in Krispy Kreme. The super slayer catapult, as he calls it, is the vehicle to move ammo to it's target. (Canada)
I do not have my plane right now because it's in the shop! That's fine, because the SSC can produce 684,301,007,007 foot pounds of torque - That equates to 8,748,287,621,007 Newton Jewels. Science is blinding sometimes! If you think I spelled Jewels incorrectly, how do you think Sir Issac had children?? (wink)
The offensive launch will be in the near future. I cannot divulge when, because then Robert will just go to Drowsey's or Auntie Dar's until his property is safe. The "not knowing" part is half of the battle. All I can say is, "Keep an eye on the horizon, because the Krispy Kreme Doughnut Multi-Pod will be headed your way"