I will make this formal statement here at the Hollydale Ranch. I am running for President of the United States. Sure, there have been rumors about my mental stability, but let me assure you that I am of sound mind and body. This has been proved by the Valentine Video shown below.
To let you get a glimps into the mind of your new political candidate, I have used my super telephoto lens on my Sanyo "Slimline" phone to capture this close-up view, never before seen on the internet.
Please use Mr. Linky to cast your votes in my Independent Primary!
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Speedcat Salutes the Blogosphere! (that's you)
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17 comments:
Can I be one of your campaign workers? Go Speedy for Prez 2008!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You know you can count on MY SUPPORT Mr. Speedy President Sir! Are you going to make Chicken Tuesdays a National Holiday?!? Bra-wk?!?
(Come get your souvenir from Hawaii!)
Can I sign-up to be your intern? LOL LOL
Arggg-hahahaha! Good one Drowsey! LOL!
You really need a campaign button that I can wear on my breasts, I mean chest...
You know... to show my unwavering support!!!
you have my vote!
Hi Senator Speedcat Hollydalle,
You have my vote Polldaddy!
Will there be a public presidential hearing on Drowseygate?
We need another comical definition for:
It all depends on what your definition of 'is' is?
during your presidential hearing in the Oral Orifice! :))
Funny, we don't see the puppet strings of VP Walter in your Oral Orifice Address (bottom photo) ;)
I see you have the FEMALE vote! :) 100% too!
Go Speedy GO!
Dude... How about if I vote multiple times for you! And if you need someone to drive around for hours with uncounted ballots in their trunk, maybe I can help you out there too! I think you'll be a sure bet to win!
Go Speedy!
ROFL Speedy !!!
here's my jingle for the campaign
vote for Speedy
don't be late
vote for Speedy
he's my mate
vote for Speedy
and close the gate
vote for Speedy
it's HIS year - 2008 !!!
Speedy, you know that this one was a NO brainer!!! :) President Speedy!
does this mean that when we play golf we will have all those suits with us talking into there shirt cuffs where the microphone is hidden..maybe we can borrow one of the sharpshooters rifles and ping off soda bottles and stuff that would be fun...:)))
Great jingle Kim! Eric, I voted for you, and will be glad to help with your campaign. This post reminds me of Olive Oil's campaign on Popeye the Sailer Man. Remember her singing about all the things she would do if she were president? Olive Oil had it going on and so do you Speedy- go for it! LOL
Hi Eric! I think this is an excellent move! Time's right for Speedy! As a little campaign advice, may I suggest you team up with Joe Boxer? That's what the Clinton's did in the early nineties and it worked for them... It will also gave you an opportunity to take Obama's slogan one step further: "Change Daily!" :)
-Jos
Finally, a candidate we can trust and relate to and who understands the importance of hotdish.
You got my vote, Speedcat! ;-)
The best candidate, by far!
Finally! A candidate I can get behind! Aaaand, I want to be the first chicken in the Cabinet and not on the White House dinner table!
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