Juliet: Dost en a Capulate? Whomever-est thine eyes shine upon thee.
Juliet: Rommecat, Rommecat, where fort art thouest Rommecat???
Rommecat: Here I am. Even though I am supposed hate you, a find a burning desire. Is it wrong to love!!!
Juliet: Taketh me to the parlor Rommecat! You nomenclature you...
Rommecat: Well, OK. Make sure my cousins are not looking. If loving you is wrong, I DON'T WANT TO BE RIGHT! Booyhaaa
Jerk Guy Capulate: You werest in bedding with a Montegue. Surley you will live no longesteth. On gaurd.
Rommecat: Whatever .... AHHHH!!! I am stabbed (sigh)
Juliet: Mine love mine love, I cannot liveth without-eth you-eth. I shall drink poison from the death flask.
Rommecat: "Nothing"
Rommecat: I'm not dead .... I am alive! Ohh my goodness dear juliet .... WHY ..... WHYYY!!!!!!
Juliet: I dost thinketh thine death juice was kool aid from another jar... I am alive againest!Rommecat: Hot Dog!!! Lets marry and get a cat. They are hiring at the orchard.
Thy Montague tale of unrequeted love ! "Oh, bloggy" ! Allest that endeth well is well indeed. Oh no...Timmy just fell down the well. Go for help Lassie.
The End
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17 comments:
Buahahaha... you are sooo creative Eric!!! I am glad you are okay now and have your humour back.. :-D that cat in the middle is too cute.. huahahahaha...
This is SO much better than the version I was forced to read in Ms. Kronschnabel's class in 9th grade. You are a riot!
Trinity: Yes, me too! Last week was not my best :-) The ending is the best part, no?
Terri: Ms. Kronschnabel's? HOW do you remember that? LOL!!! I never finished the book, but remember parts of the movie. A red hot movie for the 8th grade.
What a great version. I loved it.
BTW, you left a rather personal comment on my site and I wanted to be sure that you saw my response:
"You seem to have all the ingredients it will take to make the transition. All that's left is to DO IT.
Once you make the decision, there is no looking back. It's hard to fly with one foot still on the ground.
You talked about money....life is a compromise; everything has it's cost. You have to decide what's more important to YOU. From what direction will bring you happiness. I am big on happiness is a choice; so is everything else.
Can you be happy in your current job?
Can you be happy doing what you love, but with less money?
Choice
Commitment
determination
believe in yourself
let go
Live with your choices and choose to be happy. If you "can't" then make another choice.
The hardest part is making the decision. Once the decision is made then go for it 100%."
A-HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Shakespeare doth just rolled over in his grave. And he's saying "Dang! Why didn't I think of that ending?!?!
I brought you some chicken from Hawaii...are we having chicken tuesday or not?
Did your wife drag you to a play or something? LOL LOL
lol @ You nomenclature you...
Hahahaaha! It's like the Cliff's Notes version on crack! (and I mean that in a good way)
Hilarious. I love THIS version of the story... HA HA HA H A
Hahaha...I couldn't stop laughing. This is so way, way better than what Shakespeare wrote. You're giving him a run for his money. :)
Mel: Thank you, a very in depth reply, and very insightful :)
Olga: I will whip something feathery up :)
Drowsey: The Nomeclature is happy!
Scott: Clifford who? That big red dog you say ...
Meleah: Well, it did happen to me (1984)
Piebuku: Well thank you! You are a most welcome visitor :-)
I especially like the the blue face trying to hang on to the balcony! What does Timmy have to do with Rommecat??
I wonder if Romeo ever got that hitch out of his swing...??..the last time we played he shanked one over Juliets balcony...:)))
What happens if your Stickman Lovers reproduce?
Does Juliet need a Sex Change like the Subservient Stickman ? :))
After Juliet's Sex Change, Rommecat can "Make the Helicopter" ;)
haa haa....what a hoot you are....omg!
Debbie Dolphin - Where did you find the Subserviant Stickman! LOL! Me thinks Speedy will have mucho fun with this!!!!
Good work, Lassie! :)
Thanks Lassie!
I see you brought Chris with you today ... she is so very nice.
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