Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Speedcat's 65th Annual Golden Globe Awards Show Replacement Blog!

Speedcat's 65th Annual Golden Globe Awards Show Replacement Blog! Golden Globes Cancelled?? Yes and No ... The Big Ceremony has moved to SPEEDCAT HOLLYWOOD'S Page!

Janice, you are the best in show here. I hope you like your award ... hugs from Uncle :-) Best Actress in a Medical show .... Janice NW from Twist & Skewer! I have to say, Janice is looking hot in those high heels. WOW!!


Speedcat's 65th Annual Golden Globe Awards Show Replacement Blog! For the most boring actor ever to make it big .... Jason Bateman!

Congratulations to Julie!!!For best best humor scene in a resturant setting .... Julie from Julie's Blog


Speedcat's 65th Annual Golden Globe Awards Show Replacement Blog!. For the hottest chick to ever grace the screen .... Jessica Biel!

Speedcat's 65th Annual Golden Globe Awards Show Replacement Blog! For the best series starring tapeworms and other colon troubles: House!

. . . . .Best comeback blog of the year goes to HushSpace by Rolando!


Speedcat's 65th Annual Golden Globe Awards Show Replacement Blog!. . . . . For the dumbest storyline on Television ... Ugly Betty!


Speedcat's 65th Annual Golden Globe Awards Show Replacement Blog! Of course, I am sure you knew this was coming, Best Dressed goes to .... Speedcat Hollydale!!! - it is my awards show :-)


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For Shinade and Walter, I would hate to disappoint!

43 comments:

Rolando said...

Hey, what the . . . bwahahaha. You're too funny. Now where can I find Jessica Biel!

Party over here at SPEEDCAT HOLLYWOOD'S page!! You're looking quite handsome with Keira by your side :)

Shinade said...

My oh my aren't you just the snappy fellow there.

But where's my chicken? Isn't it Tuesday?

Glad you linked Rolando though. I need to head over there and get reconnected.

And to think I just got off the phone with Walter telling him all about your Tuesday chicken day. he will be broken hearted!!
Jackie

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Rolando: You are lookin` mighty dapper yourself my man! It took me 2 hours to tally the votes, but YOU were the winner by 8 votes. You sure vote a lot (ha haaa)

Shinade: Well, call off that call, because I have a surprise for you at the end of this post!!!!!!! Hope Walter can make it over, we have a wwwwwwwhole bucket left :-)

Rolando said...

Haha, thanks for the laughs Eric. I came back to see if the chicken was ready. Woo hoo! I'll have a wing please :)

JaniceNW said...

Oh Errrrrrrrrrrrrrric? An awards show with Hugh and WITHOUT me?????I'm weepong here as I type. I am wearing my Gucci dress(purple, very low cut) and my Ugg boots and here I sit...............boohooooboohooo.

I'm still thinking of a way to get back at you.....muahahahaha.

GO! Smell the flowers said...

He speedycat hi from Dubai and the rest of the world fom the gang at GO! Smell the flowers - thanks for your Naples trash comment and we'd love to know the origins of your name and hae asked this over at the Naples post....

Welcome and we like your blog - most refreshing!

Group Hugs,
GO!Smell the flowers

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Rolando: For the winning blog - you can have two wings

Janice: Shall I put you in my awards ceremony??? ... get me back?? I am still so confused. If it was the "I tricked you", that meaning I used a photo enhancer to sharpen the 14k pictures sent to me. I am so confused... You are still my favorite Auntie though :-)

JaniceNW said...

You know exactly what I mean. If you loved me you'd photoshop me into a picture with Hugh.

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Janice, for you, it will be done! I'll leave you a message at MBL :-)

Julie said...

Bravo! Bravo! Good choices for the awards! All we need now is the song and dance from your closing number!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Julie: OK! Good Idea ... it will be up tomorrow :-)

Anyone else want to be in my awards show???

Goodnight! -Speedy

Monday Morning Power said...

I agree with every one of your choices.....yes even the last one.

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Someday...I'd really like to check out those Golden Globes.....

Mariuca said...

LOL!!! Thanks for such an entertaining post, I love the best comeback blog winner he he he! :):):)

Jay Cam said...

the hottest chick is Jessica Biel?
i think you spelled her last name wrong!

it is A-L-B-A

jessica alba!

Robert said...

Speedy always has the best Award shows..I think he should run the Oscars as well....all the celebrities are whisked around in decked out golf carts...donated by the Redneck Golf and Country Club...I heard Jessica's had flames on it...whoo hoo..

Julie said...

I want to be in your awards show! Me! Me! Pick me!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Mel: Even the last one?? Ha haa!!! Maybe I can be on that Joan Rivers shindig.

Olga: I thought you already had a set!!! :)

Mariuca: Rolando really was the big winner, and did you see Janice NW? Whooo Hoooo!!!!

Jay: You know, you bring a valid point. I will do a re-count!

Robert: We can be the parking attendants and get some Hollywood dates for the after-party. A lengendary night this could be. I see a future to this premise!!!

Julie: Sure, I'll stop over...

JaniceNW said...

Smoochies and more smoochies to my favorite best dressed man!!!! MWAH!!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Janice: well... a kiss here and there ain't bad for a Speedcat! I am glad you liked it. That was fun :-)
See you at the next awards show.

Eric

Bobby said...

Can I have your autograph...hehe:) Great post! If you want Jessica's phone number, I'll give it to you. It's not that I don't find her ravishing...she just talks to much and is way too demanding on my time!

darlene said...

ha...great pics!!...love dem all!!

Julie said...

Woooohoooo! I got an award! Yayyyyyyy! Thanks, Speedy! That is awesome!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Bobby: Yes, but I would stammer as I talked to her - Ha haaa!!

Darlene: Hi! Your wednesday cooking looks chickenerific. I will try this :)

Julie: Don't forget to put your Golden Globe on the mantle.

DrowseyMonkey said...

ahahaha...Rolando & Julie...excellent choices! And that olga...she's a naughty commentor ;)

Robin Lee Sardini said...

Oh you look Mahhhhvelous! Is there an after~party? Perhaps Disco Santa and I can get the paahhhty started! (pssst..he's been giving me disco lessons in his dance studio behind the Workshop)
Hugs Dahhhling!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Drowsey: Yes, but pretty funny at that. She is on Santa's good list, you know.

Robin!! Hi, and you look mahhhvelous too. The after party??? hmmm... I WANT TO DISCO!!!! Can I take a lesson too? I can do the classic Travolta move - point point point (hand moving to the right) he heee

HANNA said...

Ciao Speedman!
On meme for you in my blog!
pace, amore

Shinade said...

you are just so funny...it's 6:11 am and I have just had my first laugh. Thank you.

I will tell Walter tonight when he stops and can get his dish up:)

grottynosh said...

Hi Eric, I don't know if this is duplicated as it said it couldn't connect to post my comment!!

Great award ceremony and what a wonderful list of recipients too :)
Now, when you have 5 minutes...yeah I know time is tight... I have tagged you too, but it's up to you whether you participate.
Details here: http://grottynosh.wordpress.com/2008/01/11/love-and-hate-meme/
Have a great day,
Colin

Rolando said...

Yea for Julie! She definitely wins for best humor in a restaurant, lol.

Jacqueline said...

Cool!!

Uncanny but your blog just made me crave homemade fudge... Dammit Christmas is over!! :)

How's it swingin speedy!!

Sorry been elusive lately I'm trying!!!

Jacqueline said...

It's me, Aunt Jackie btw, the login was screwed up

Mariuca said...

Eric, you've been tagged! Have fun yeah! :):):)

http://mariuca.blogspot.com/2008/01/mariuca-loves-mariuca-hates.html

grampa's girl said...

Hi Grampa!!! Gramma has me at the office to see your blog and check out the baby einstein site. I really miss you!!! See you when you get home. Bring chicken. XOXOXO grampa's girl.

Ms. Q said...

I knew you liked chicken but had no idea The Colonel was part of the menu. I remember when I was a kid I thought, "Why does 'colonel' sound like, 'kernel'?"

You look quite dapper in your suit.

The only show I have seen in your list is "House" and I like Hugh Laurie as well. I recall him from his "Bertie Wooster" days and I think he played a prince in the British show, "Black Adder"

I'm glad you did a blogger version of the TV awards since I don't have a TV and since I am no longer traveling, I won't have much, if any TV access.

I prefer your version - no commercials!

Mimi Lenox said...

You've been royally tagged by the Queen of Memes.
Long live the dungeon. No Autographs, Please - The Band Meme

Even though I was not in your lineup of stars, I bestow upon you this lowly meme. Oh joy.

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Hanna: Well thank you! I'll be over and check it out :-)

Shinade: I was hoping you might see the chicken edition!

Colin: For you? ...anytime my friend.

Rolando: Can you hang a spoon on your nose???

Jackie: Hi!! I have way behind myself. I will be sure and stop in this weekend and see what you have been up to :)

Mariuca: OK!!! Now I am ready to do some tags... this week was SO busy. Thanks for thinking of the old Speedcat

GG: OK!!!!!!!!

MsQ: I rarely watch TV either, but I can't believe you have NO Television. I wonder what the percentage of people is without one? From what I read on your blog, you are to busy with friends, family, reading, blogging and such to ever watch a show anyway! Nice to see you here :-) .... and when is the next song being released????

MIMI: The Queen of MEMEs at my blog. Yhaa hoo!! I hit the big time, thanks for sending this my way.

Netster said...

hahahahah :)

that's really a good chicken!

cheers

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Hi Netster!!!! Help yourself to a chunk :-)

THE NAFASG TEAM said...

Hahaha! This is the best award show we have ever seen!!!

Rolando definitely deserves an award there, and u definitely are the right man to win the Best Dressed award! U own the show pal. =D

Ms. Q said...

I know 3 people without a television! OK, one of them has one but it's a black and white portable one for emergencies and it's place up on some high shelf.

I have already had my lifetime allotment of TV - I was raised with the TV always on and practically one in every room.

I do watch TV occasionally but that's usually with friends and family.

My next song release?? Eggads! I won't be songcasting for a while. I can't believe you want more! :D

Speedcat Hollydale said...

NASAFG: Long time no see! It's nice to have a computerized wardrobe :-)

MsQ!!!! My family had one little black & white for the longest time, and we were the last in America to own a microwave. Do you have a microwave? (he hee) Shucks ... no more songs? You know, when I think about you and your blog, the first thing that comes to mind are your podcasts. They are so unique, and they really show your personality. That, and you have the most sultry voice I've ever heard. I think you would make an excellent voice-over for commercials, audio files, and commentary. Have you ever tried any of these? Radio? I bet you could have a "Frasier" like radio show ... but you probably don't know who that is - J/K :-)

Hooray for the great MsQ!!!!!