Soggywood Mushbag

. . . . . . This one was a BOMB!
. . Where the heck did this day go? Now that golf courses are opening up for the 2007 season in my area, the rain simply will NOT STOP. There are actually flood watches in effect for South MN. It's like going to pick up your new custom clubs, and finding that the building burnt to the ground.
The picture above was taken on one of the most perfect evenings I've ever witnessed; 72 degrees, no wind, clear skies, and I had the course to myself. One of those nights that just go by too quickly, yet leave a permanent impression. If I was a time traveler - I would go back to this "perfect" speed 18. After that, I would go back to my Star Search appearance....(which I lost, but met BIG ED McMAHON)

Speedcat Hollydale >Hey, P. Ross<

I was asked about my ham: Here it is again!

You know, people are always writing me and saying, "Hey Speedcat, If you are such a great chef, where are all of the cooking specials on your site? We like all of your golf stuff, but we don't think about course management 24-7 like you. What's up, man?"

Well...... today is your lucky day, so mark this one on your calendar of BIG TIME EVENTS. Here goes, so pay attention - other "wise", you will get an F in my cooking class.

Garbage Can Cajun` Style Ham
First, go buy a small metal garbage can. (Rubbermaid melts, and causes Global Warming.) Fill the can half way with a liquid mixture of tobasco, Boones Farm Raspberry Wine, and Heavy Cream. Let stand for 1 minute.
Next, drill holes in your ham of choice with any electric gun. (I prefer Makita, and like to say it......Mah Keee Tah!!!!!) The holes should be one inch apart.
You can now drop the hog in the bucket; metal, as shown above.
Turn your oven on @ 500 degrees, and remove the rack. The rack is there for stupid people anyway! Set your full pork-can in the center of the oven and close the door. Don't forget this step, or you will be waiting for dinner all day, and that just makes for really angry guests. They are a dangerous entity, as I found out on March 10th.
After cooking for 2 hours, the "liquid mixture" will have boiled off, and become a blackened paste. Yes, this is how cajun` "happens".
Before serving, refill the holes, now black, with crushed red peppers and jalapenos.
There you have it!
If you would like your recipes posted here at Speedcat.com, drop me a line, and I'll get her done.
Enjoy your meal, and don't forget to turn off the oven.
Speedcat

From PTR: "Possum Roast" recipe.....
Boil possum for 30 min. Peal & Eat!!

Another from PTR: "Tunafish Toast" recipe.....
One can cream of mushroom- One can Tuna- One can of early peas- One bag of bread.
Mix the soup, tuna, and peas in a large bowl; then microwave on high for 2 minutes and mix well. Place two slices of bread in the toaster and toast to your own preference.Slap them two slices of toat on the plate an bath liberally in the tuna/soup base. While consuming the two slather pieces of toast, place tow additional slices of bread into the toaster. Continue this process until the entire loaf is gone.

Mooky is Cool

. . . . . . Hey, Ryan & the Mookhunter Administrators. > Thanks for the "linker loggin". One question, why do you want to "hunt" Mooks? >PTR< / Updated: Answered in the comments by "The Mookhunter Staff"
Check out the MookHunter site! :-)

The Best Link in Town

Golf Courses OPEN in Minnesota

Updated Daily!

Speedcat is the Baboon This Time

BREAKING FOX NEWS ALERT!!........ Hollyville resident "SPEECAT HOLLYDALE" has posted the Picasa Album link (just below here) before, but the link did not work! What a dummy...........That means I am the Baboon of the week............the link works this time.............scroll down - Speedy C.H..............refer to me as "Speedcat Burgundy" on my comments area..................

baboon of the week

PICASASPEEDCAT ....My Picasa web site: all my uploads!

Speedcat Hollydale says, "click picture to go to my album" ..

Basketball Neck Wrinkleskins in Yorkshire

Wrinkleskins is 2 pounds + basketball

My New Avatar, Buenos Dias - Muchos Hollydale

Click em` if you dare....

Youtube!!!!!!!! U2ooB

YouTube, youtube......yadda yadda yadda utoobi..........my computer is too slow. I don't even try! You can watch this Viral Video on your own "BAD" machine though. This is from my vacation in Santiago, and I think you will really like it! The part where my bathing trunks fall off in the ocean under-current is funny. My dog "Mardy" is also here bitting a local. GOOD BOY MARDY :-)

Two in the Hand Y`All

.......Read this passage "out loud". Go ahead, it's OK to talk in front of your monitor.

Did you read, "A bird in the bush?" If you did, you are wrong......REALLY!!!

Look again bushman, (or birdwoman). >>> Silly, aye?? / (If you got this one right on the first try, you are a super-human genius.)
Congratulations, Pep ea`

Quizzaniaereo Grande`

First Golf Tournament of the Year

The first golf outing of the year is always a BIG deal in Minnesota. After 4 months off, you wonder if you will remember how to swing a club!

With about 4% of the golf courses open, you don't ask for much, and we usually end up at a small course on the West Side that seems to dry out faster than others because of it's flat and well draining layout. This little home-town course is owned by a family that "lives" on site! How odd? Because of this, over the years they have been kind enough to let P. Ross and myself play a round a little early. They no doubt grow weary of my persistent calls each spring, and just give in.

How did it go, you ask? Well.....I lost before I got to the 17th hole. (P. Ross shot his best round ever at this track!)

Fun??... "Ohhh yeah!"

With round 1 under my belt, it's time to buckle down and put some effort into my game this season. I don't want to lose every time. :-)

Picaso Cat

barstowmama: What pain is beauty? The Pa Dong...#links

barstowmama: What pain is beauty? The Pa Dong...#links

Check this out! Hi barstow mamma

Word of the Day is......

"Harrykenairry"

(Not really New)

Noun
1. Peat Bog - a wet spongy ground of decomposing vegetation; has poorer drainage than a swamp; soil is unfit for cultivation, but it can be cut and dried - and used for fuel in cars and chainsaws.

I have always loved Peat Bog, I don't know why.......you can view Peat Bog on your way to Baudett MN. Someday, I wish to have a back yard comprised of beautifull lusious green Peat Bog! Then, I will truly be a happy man.

Synonyms: bog >>>>Bog habitats: Bogs are challenging environments for plant life because they are low in nutrients and very acidic. Carnivorous plants have adapted to these conditions by using insects as a nutrient source. The high acidity of bogs and the absorption of water by sphagnum moss reduce the amount of water available for plants. Some bog plants, such as the Hollydale Leatherleaf, have waxy leaves to help retain moisture. Bogs also offer a unique environment for animals. For instance, English blogs give a home to the blog-hopper beetle and a yellow fly called the Hairy Canary. >> (I also need to get a Hairy Canary)

Thanks for all the time!......Speedcat Hollydale

Speedcat Hollydale Wooped!

Man, am I tired. This work week is killin` me!






Only one day left, as I only get Sundays off. I think I have just enough gas left.


Sunday is GOLF DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Replayness for Timelyness Sakes

TOP 10 signs that Rosie O` Donell hates you

1. Well, for starters, you're sane and normal /Mark M, Batavia, OH
2. She mimics your hairstyle on the "View" /Speedcat H, Hollydale, MN
3. Appearances of your name on her "People I Hate" blog have risen 87% /Bruce E, Oakville, ON
4. Wake up in bed next to Donald Trump's head /Eric U, Highwood, IL
5. Using her connections with Dick Cheney's daughter to get you shot in the face /Donny N, Navasota
6. You were on the commission that banned trans-fat in New York City / JR R, Lubbock, TX
7. She won't take a free box of Girl Scout cookies from you /Neil Y, Sardinia, OH
8. Just to be sure you get the message, she emits a repulsive odor enveloping your entire city /Bill S, Federal Way, WA
9. She interrupts a Joy Behar menopause story to slam you /Chris S, Grinnell, IA
10. Madonna just wacked you in the shin with a tire iron /Nelson S, Torrance, CA
BONUS: She files a "Lesbianic Jihad" upon you! / I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy. SC

Mardy is the Pack Leader

.. . . Today my dog Mardy got into a BIG fight!

American Idol Big Secret (Unbelievable!)

American-Idol Fans Shocked by an impromptu performance.

The King of Rock & Roll took the stage tonight. Speedcat Rockindale sang his new song "Yelabal" to an eager audience. Show host Paula Abdul started to weep as Speedy took the stage. (They were rumored to have a short love affair in the 80's)

Simon Cowell said, "That was your strongest performance ever.......I like you Speedcat!"

Ratings were the highest ever for the Pop Music Talent Show. I would bet on a encore song in the near future.

Associated Press News Release 3/21/07 copyright@2007

Quadraphonic Chicken Extreamists

The Speed-chickens, at Hollydale Ranch are slowly mutating into 4 legged marathon runners. Adults have been clocked at over 15 mph! The gaming commission is working on a new proposal that will replace greyhounds with "chickens", on Friday nights at the local track.

I, for one, would be there placing a bet on my chicken "FlyRooster" to win in the 9th.

See you there! Speedcat Hollydale

Global Warming is a Scam

Global Warming Truth with Speedcat
global-warming

Hollydale Glass Walking

Grand Canyon Skywalk official site

The Glass Bridge Opens today.

Construction of the Skywalk began March of 2004. The Glass Bridge will be suspended 4,000 feet above the Colorado River on the very edge of the Grand Canyon. On May 2005, the final test was conducted and the stucture passed engineering requirements by 400 percent, enabling it to withstand the weight of 71 fully loaded Boeing 747 airplanes (more than 71 million pounds). The bridge will be able to sustain winds in excess of 100 miles per hour from 8 different directions, as well as an 8.0 magnitude earthquake within 50 miles. More than one million pounds of steel will go into the construction of the Grand Canyon Skywalk. "Speedcat" is heading down to try it out.

Speedy News Alerts

Wednesday the first golf course in my area plans to open. This is wildly ironic, as I started a count-down to golf 2007 with the help of my good friends at Clock Link that predicted this very day months ago. How did I know? Good question. Truth be known - I just guessed. Of "course", I will be playing hooky from work (and why not, I do not live for the boss)........unless he is reading this. In that case, I'm really sick. see comments for "Thinking with the Omega 3 Trans Fatty Acids"
I wonder how my new putter will perform? I never could drain the 6 footers!



Other Golf News: This weekend's CA Championship at Doral Golf Resort & Spa has an "exclusive" field. A World Golf Championships tourney, this event eases Doral's pain of losing the Ford Championship. It's a limited-field tournament, bringing together 74 of the top golfers across the globe.

Will Not Disappoint!

Nobody finds this one!! - Speedy -oo-

http://www.rubybaboon.com/node You will find Speedcat there with BNFCiY.....last chance! Tomorrow I disappear.

Portly Tree Rodent

>>>>What a darn cute little fella.
Here he is! "World Famous" Portly Tree Rodent! (I know him)

Hello from Hollydale, MN

Portly For Less Looking for Portly?

Find exactly what you want today. http://www.eBay.com

If you refer to me as "Speedcat Burgundy" in my comments - you earn 1000 speedypoints!!!!!

Picasa Bares "All" from Hollydale

WOW MAN!

Click to view my PHOTOS

This has all of my uploads. Coolio

Thinking with the Superstars of Omega 3 Fatty Acid

........Microwave Boy!

I have never really liked Mondays. As a matter of fact, I dread them. Did you ever notice that your day off slips by much faster than a day during the work week? That is because work is stupid. Sunday Good, Monday is dumb!
What can you do to change this? Simple: quit your job.
I can eat samples from the supermarket, live on a boat......(a Lund Alumicraft with a canopy), and ride a bike or horse. Yes, a horse will cost me, but I will have a small nest egg from selling everything in my house! I will blog from the library, and golf in the park. Free time galore; I will then, and only then, truly be "KING" of my domain.
Wait a minute - golf in the park sounds dumb too. I guess I'll just go to work. Phtttpta

........

Sunday Smorgasboard of Meat

Meet to eat meat!

We are meeting P. Ditty Ross & his woman at the buffet. It will be a delayed Birthing Day feast for Chi Girl. (baby comes too)

This is the plan......3 plates of meat, then 3 desserts. Of couse, milk, coffee, and sooooda to wash er` down.

"7000" calories? I have strechy pants, dog. Boooya!

Sundays, they are the best!

Wild Wild West Linky to Paddy

http://www.linkedin.com/profile?viewProfile=&key=9006164

>Let us Link!<**

St. Paddy C.

St. Patrick's Day = Get drunk. A nice wholesome family festivous. Wear green - drink green - turn green. Triple play with a sacrifice shot to right field! Is this a silly holiday or what? I vote to abolish the entire thing and switch to "Speedcat Awareness Day" Did you know that for every "one" Speedcat you see, five others are digging up your sandbox? Stop the madness, start the day! Carpe Diem!
Dem dern cats is drunk again Patty.....

Thanks for the lift, Bobby Herminskinzz! I won't tell your wife about our stop at......

My Name is Grampa Paddy

After working in Rochester MN, I came home to the baby. She is with us for an overnight.

She is just starting to crawl, so much attention is required. Food? Babies love ground up green beans! How odd......I do not like ground up greenie beanie.

<<In this picture, she is 3 months. Babies now 9 months

These are the "BEST" things to do if you are 9 months old

• Clapping


• Yelling / Laughing


• "Head tilter game": you tilt, she tilt; you tilt, she tilt. I can do this for 5 minutes. Babies can tilt for an hour.


• Back to the Ground Green Bean, babies love to eat.


• Grabbing Grampa Paddy's glasses (dangerous!)


• Pooping and farting.......you know, this is on MY "best" list too. :-)


• Watching animals. I live at the petting zoo. No, I'm not kidding.


• Listening to music. EVERY SONG IS NEW! (babies like light classical )


• Putting anything in mouth. (refer back to crawling)


• Being the cutest and happiest baby in Hollydale. This I know for sure.

I'm not a Bush Hater, but only Monkees can do this!

also appearing on barstomama blogspotClick on image for better view and message from S. C.

Triple Basketball Neck Fat Cat + Dingleberry