Friday, December 14, 2007

Fireman Speedcat to your Rescue


Today I decided that I need a new job. One that has cool hats, and brass poles to fly downstairs quickly. As I searched Monster.Com, there seemed to be one definitive answer to my quandary. Here is my letter of introduction to the Hollydale Fire Team.....








Unless you read the comments for this post, this photo will make no sense at all. My apologies to everyone for this travesty! The important lesson here is to be careful what you ask for. Ok, time for the next show... see you later in this blogosphere!

Speedy

20 comments:

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Well, if they FireHouse won't take you, you could always be a pole dancer. With a cool hat. How 'bout a picture of that?!?
:)

Kim said...

I'm with Olga....
I'd like to see a pole dancing photo :)
awesome photos.....in the last post Eric...
great looking city and look at all that snow !!!!

burja said...

Hello :)I offer you a great job CEO of BURRYA megablog...

Mimi Lenox said...

With a name like Speedy they will surely want you! I'd start practicing my pole slide if I were you.

DrowseyMonkey said...

Yep..I'm with Olga on this one too! Ya know, firemen need a big hose...so you'll probably get hired ;)

Robert said...

I'll pass on the pole dancing thing ..:):) and leave that to the girls..although with Speedy's fame I bet the place would be packed to the rafter's so as Speedy's booking agent my 10% cut would look pretty good....:):):)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Olga: You say this because you know I will do it for you! Ha ha!!

Kim: You too? Well, now I must :-) / That day was so crisp and clear for pictures.

Burja: What kind of hat will I get?

Mimi: I constucted one going from my deck and crashed a few times. (I'm OK!!)

Drowsey: I thought "pressure" was the key?

Robert: how bout 25% - you can get a new Big Bertha

Netster said...

speedy speedy help help!

would you be in time?

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Netster: Engine 7 racing down the street to Nesters house!

Hi there my friend! Good to see you :-)

DrowseyMonkey said...

lol @ pressure

josey said...

LOL!!! dangit, i cant think of any super-dooper-smartbutt-speedyisms to use on this comment!

except that the application cracked me up! ROTFL...

DrowseyMonkey said...

is that a pole & are you dancing?

Rolando said...

With your skills they'd hire you in a minute, lol. You're definitely a hat man.

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Drowsey: yes, yes , yes!

Josey: Thanks! I worked for hours on that resume... whew

Rolando: If you ever knock your grill over by accident (or with your laptop) give me a call. I have my own fire engine in the garage.

Ms. Q said...

I have no idea what you are holding. For some reason I'm thinking "Raiders of the Lost Ark" - you know, holding torches in tunnels, that kinda thing.

Then again, you also look like you glued a Lava Lamp to a broomstick.

Kim said...

ROFL...that is one strange pole Eric....
too funny ms.q....
I'd say it's one of those things that you drag around with you in hospital... :)

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

That's not a pole! It looks like...is that an IV drip??? What the heck IS it?!?!?

Speedcat Hollydale said...

MsQ!! You are close, but no cigar. I will give a big prize to anyone who guesses what I am holding. What is the prize?? You name it (if I can do it on my blog) How about 1000 links!!!

Kim: Nope! This one is pretty easy really, and it was a Chistmas present from last year. hmmmm

Olga: ha haaaa!!! You too? That's funny :-)

Eric's "What am I Holding Contest" is now active...

Netster said...

I think I know the answer, why don't you tell me speedy? LOL

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Netster: I'll stop over...can't devulge the big secret here!