I entered the room, and found the patient laying in the hospital bed. "What should we do, Dr. Hollydale?" everyone was screaming at me. "Give the little brat an aspirin, and send him back to school", I said. I hate snotty nosed kids.
I turned to head out the door.
Suddenly, a thin rope started emerging from the kids mouth. Hmmm, must be a colosticanal embolism with subdural drawstrings.
I started to pull at the rope, and shockingly, it effortlessly emerged with what seemed to be no end.
Susan, run cardio pulmonary massage treatment - STAT!!! The kid smiled and said, "Bring it on sister!" I had to laugh, and admittedly cared just a little bit about his well being now.
As I tugged on the rope, I had to run down the hallway, and out into the parking lot. It just kept on getting longer, so I tied it to the roof of my car and drove home. My pager went off, and Susan said that I had saved another life.
"Who cares", I replied. I can't find my morphine.
Thursday, December 06, 2007
Dr. Hollydale / Episode 1
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Um...okay. First off, Hugh has brilliant blues, drives a motorcycle, walks with a limp and takes vicodin not morphine. Oh and no one is names Susan...
Secondly, pretty damn funny. You made me smile. Thanks. You're one of my favorite friends.
Smoochie, smoochie on the cheek of your hairy face.
Ha ha ha..great post..
House would definitely take the morphine once he's run out of vicodin....ROFL
That's just too funny.. :)
Janice: why thank you dear, and I appologize for having green eyes! LOL!!!!! This one was for you.
Christy: I assume you are fro "Coffee Break" fame... I can never tell on blogger until I click the name. I'll stop by :-)
I don't watch "House", but it's always on here. So the details are sketchy for me. - Speedy
hmmm i dont watch any of those shows, so if its a reference, i didnt get it. :P hehe.
however, it did remind me of a time when i was a kid and my sister and i pulled a 3-foot string out of my cat's butt! EWWW. yes, i cant believe...he ate it all!!
LOL.
ha, you wish! buddy..lol
Josey: That is the greatest dingleberry story ever! Kudos to you for this cat tale ^^~/ ... I LIKE it!!
Darlene: Outch!
House who's this House person.. I must get out more...
I can't watch any medical shows...I'm too queeeeeezy. You do fit in nicely in that photo...even tho you have a freakishly largh head. You need a headectomy.
You don't actually watch HOUSE? It's only one of the best shows on right now! For someone who's so unfamiliar, you did a great job with this. (And FYI - her name is Cameron and she's a doctor, not a nurse and she's in LOVE with you.)
Robert: Ask any woman except Josey and Drowsey!
Drowsey: I always make MY head bigger than the rest. Fill in your own joke here x___________
Terri: Cameron the doctor love Speedcat? Speedy like Cameron...
You are the King of PhotoShop! Love it!
Hi Eric, I think you are a little nutty -- that's why I awarded you with this new award. Click the link, ermmm, ribbit...?
Is this the first installment of TV Show parodies featuring Speedycat Hollydale?
It could be pretty funny ya know...
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