Celine Dion is "Leaving Las Vegas". She will be ending her bone crushing run at Caesars Palace tonight. "Ohhh Celine Dion, I cannot go on without you, ahhhhhh - ohhhhh the saddness!!" The show has grossed more than 400 million dollars and was seen by over three million fans, so don't cry yourself. It will be ok. I promise.
Mrs. Dion said to me, "Oh Speedcat Hollywood, your heart it races as I press my small hand upon your chest... we must spend some time and dine on the chicken tonight... will you oblige my SpeedyCat?" I said of course, as this will be my last chance to be with the star before she goes back to Canada to rot away with her old husband on the veranda.