Ok... I just can't stand it anymore! I've been holding out on a little secret about the release date of my self produced B movie "Saturday Night Fever 2007" for a while now, but here is my early preview of the DVD cover. The movie will hit the stores before X-mas, and will be marketed here and on Ebay. I trained for months with John Travolta and learned all of the fancy moves, dips and spins, and rode around in his Jet. Kelly Preston tried to kiss me once by the Pepsi machine in the back, but I was cool and pushed her away.My new show features a scene with "Wonder Woman" star - Lynda Carter. We really fall hard for each other, but in the end she says that I'm just to young. Sweet sorrow... and you will cry like a baby with no binki.
Time to break out a fine cigar!
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John Travolta as Vinny never smoked cigars! Did you get the BeeGees to do the soundtrack? You are one might cool dude!!! I heart You!
Janice! The first person to show up at my new movie :)
I am coming over with some popcorn from Orr ville Red Anabocker. See u in a minute.
Your head is freakishly big...kind of like a bobble head. That's what you should do...make a bobble head speedcat! I'd buy one.
Drowsey, that is a great idea. You could go one step further, and do a "Blogging Stars of MyBlogLog" gift pak. Yes, my head is freakishly big. My hat size is 107.
Wow, I had no idea that you were famous!! I should have known...awesome moves, lol. That's cool! Hope you have a great day:)
I can see it now...next summers Drive In Movie
double feature block buster......Speedy Cat in Saturday Night Fever and Olga's ..Mounds over Miami....we will pile 18 people into the van to go watch.....
That's great!! Looks like a Must-see movie fo sho!!!
Now for a golf joke:
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.
The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize, "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him. "Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes" the man replied.He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin.
At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gen tly took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments an d asked, "How does that feel?"
He replied, "IT FEELS GREAT! ....BUT MY THUMB STILL HURTS LIKE HELL!
Yes, we should all have bobble heads...of course Olga's would be a boobie head. (Can't beleive I just typed boobie or is it booby?) Now I've done it 3 times, sheesh.
hummm....weird!!...i made a comment yesterday!!...and it is not here.....damn blogger
Christy Coffee: I lost 50 pounds to fit in those pants...
Robert: Will there be enough room for me too?
Jackie: Oh for lands sakes!! That old trick :)
Drowsey: Ohh no!! Welcome to Speedie's late night forum (ha haaaa!!!)
Darlene: Wha? I have trouble with it too sometimes. For some reason, this is not that uncommon. I had to add the spam protecter (word verification) recently because the robotic commenters where hitting an old post 20 times a day. This might have been the culprit. Sorry my friend :)
Oh I can't wait for your movie to hit the theatres here! I bet it'll be a boxoffice hit!
Keep Staying Alive Eric! :)
you lost 50 pounds? Uh...maybe you lost too much if you had all those bizarre spams regarding um...enhancement.
Does SNF2007 involve some moves off a Monte Carlo?
Lynda Carter rejects you in the movie? I will forgo tissues and be sure to bring a beach towel.
Hey..wait a minute. Rumor has it that BWG (Big White Guys) don't know how to dance...who's your dance double??
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