I have noticed some odd things happening lately, and decided to bring everyone up to date on my life in Hollydale MN. I guess most things in my life are strange, but this week is freakin` me out!
I had to install that dreaded "smammy protecty" again, and I apologize because it causes havoc to some commenters. I was getting 20+ comments on one particular post every day, which is nice, but they were all ad's for male enhancement. Are aliens trying to tell me something? Yikes
Today on Rosie O Donnel's blog, she did a video that mentioned my site. She claims that I am a reck-loose, and that I'm a threat to lesbians. I find this double odd, because I have never been to her site, and get scared when she is not wearing any make-up.
I won 100 dollars playing the lotto. I hit the Powerball "35" and 4 numbers after driving by this cow on a Hollydale ranch. I thought it was a sign, an by golly yumpin` yimminies, it was. I am sharing the winnings with the cow, who's name is Greeta VanMoo's.
After having a fine cheeseburger dinner last night with my family, I fell asleep early, even though Drowsey Monkey was still leaving comments at 1:00 AM. I had a nightmare that I was strapped to a pole. That crazy Burger King guy was driving a motorcycle around and calling me names, which I cannot repeat, as I have already used a PG-13 term on this post. I woke up in a cold sweat, and reported my experience to the BK corporate office. They sent me some coupons!
20 comments:
LOL - she is scary without makeup. And 1 am is nothing...I usually go to sleep around...4 or so. Sometmies I wonder around blogworld but everyone's sleeping. I've met a few people in Australia that are nice tho.
Last thought - were you smoking something funny yesterday?
I want to get mentioned by any celebrity! Even if it is her ...
I also had some blog haters hanging around, but it seems to have dissipated.
Drowsey: I love that your blog is open late. Obviously I too am up after midnight somtimes also :)
Kelly: Good to hear... it doesn't happen often, but it is a little "frazzzaling" Thanks for the stop!
Oh no i am going to have that nightmare again about Rosie buying my favorite bar and turning in to a an internet cafe for Lesbians.....Yikes..ps what were those sites for male enhancement anyway??? just wondered..:):)
What a popular guy you are?! Rosie, lots of comments, $100 in the lotto...They should all be enough to keep you busy for awhile...
No...say it ain't so curmy
Robert: Tooo funny!!!!
Julie: Hey, I'm stopping over :)
Drowsey: Ohhhh hehe ha ha haaaaa ho heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Curmy the frog has no stuff.....WHAT?? Robert??? man, what's going on here tonight.
OPEN FOR DISCUSSION: Bell Bottoms - Cool, or outdated x_______________
both - they are cool and outdated. Hey, it's 1:01 a.m. I'm just getting started in blog world! yee haw.
(I always feel like I'm doing an eye exam with the word verification) xsixxupf
OH NO Rosie outed your reclusiveness!!!! YIKES! Run! Speedy Run!!!!!!!!!!!
Janice: What? .....oh &^*$!! gotta run (sheeeeroooommmmm) Stopping over now, Auntie
HAHAHAHAHAH! I apologize Speedy. I had a fight with my man, BKG and that must be why he went on a rampage like that. I'll keep him happier from now on. (wink)
I've been seeing your big mug everywhere lately. Recently my head turned up on the late Rick James body. I blame you.
Ha ha!!...thanks for the cheer me up!!....you are too funny!!...gotta love ya!!
The burger king dude is the creepiest mofo on the planet.
Polli: I went to see.... TO GOOD!!
Darlene: I see you need to rake the yard with all those fall leaves
Jackie: He sure is, and if I see again, I am going Mc Donalds. (mofo) LOL!
Burger King was saying bad things to you???how dare that funny little man that never stops smiling....hopefully you got some good coupons though!!!
A little late - but bell bottoms??!!! - OUTDATED without a doubt! :p
Hope your week got better!!!
no idea who this rosie person is - but she def scared me!
Speedcat hollycat, why would Rosie O'Donnell say that you would say something ugly about lesbians?
And if you get scared when she isn't wearing any makeup...trust me...you haven't seen me without makeup...I don't call myself Einstein for the heck of it my friend! In fact, you should see my Einstein hair...it's hilarious!
I'm still blessed my hubby loves me with no make up...
Anyhoo...I cannot imagine for the life of me that you would ever be unkind or cruel to anyone...or think unkind thoughts. Not you Sir Hollycat!
She's just mad at everybody(Rosie). I'm betting she saw that you get TONS of traffic and are more popular than her, so by way of mentioning your blog, she is getting a psuedo piece of fame by it.
Good on ya!
I should come by more often, huh? Where's your RSS linky? hrm...
Ev Nucci: The best looking women are always the most critical. You have never seen "my" morning face. Why does my cheek get all bent uo so... :P
La Chanson: I am a feed idiot! I don't have one because I know nothing about them (he heeeee)
I will stop over!
Mighty: Ohh Yes! There sammies are very nutritious too :)
Isabel: You never heard of Rosie? That's funny. Hey, I saw your new avatar.... you change your look like I change bell-bottoms. LOL
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