I stopped at the "Hollydale Wild Safari Ranch" this morning. An Elephant named Grey Peatty asked me a question, and I could not hear him because of the massive wax build up in my ears. Peatty used the ivory tusk jetting out of his cheek to clean them out. He again asked me the question, which I could now hear loud and clear! He said, "Give me that sack of peanuts in your pocket Speedcat", and I did. He said that he would never forget this day, and neither will I.
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Sunday, November 04, 2007
Land Animals in Africa are Clean
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Yeah, you gotta watch out for that "waxy buildup!" I guess elephants have a different definition of personal behavior and what's polite if he went ahead and cleaned out your earwax just after meeting you.
Hmm. But now that I think about it, ears are BIG on elephants so seeings a poor human like yourself in ear-distress, he was probably driven to help you out. And then all he did was ask for peanuts in exchange!
Ouch! Didn't it hurt when Peatty cleaned your ears? That tusk is awfully sharp!
Hi MsQ! I was freaked out... then relieved. I can hear a mouse from 300 yards. (Yes, I'm going golfing today)
Julie: No pain / No gain! Just a few small hematoma's :-)
Oh, how I wish I had an elephant friend....
good job the wax build up was cleared their Speedy..you could have been out on the golf course and not hear that Tiger coming...:)
they are quite quick especially when wearing Nike golf shoes..
Ohhhh, that was a sack of peanuts.
You kinda look like a Sears Catalogue model here.
Can I borrow the elephant after you? lol. You'll have to take us there someday. :)
I wonder if thats one of the elephants that roam the streets of south africa? He looks really familiar! :)
Glad to see you having so much fun,Speedy,while having your ears cleaned at the same time.
I agree that you look kinda like a model, cool bananas !! :)
No comment here...just laughin...LOUDLY...u are to darn funny
ROFL... hahaha.. I think you can ask the elephant a ride, trade in with that peanuts! :-)
Your last sentence is really funny! hahaha
Welcome back Eric,
I just hope that the tusk didn't go through to the other side or you would see daylight looking from one ear through to the other :)
Sounds like the grey matter is still pretty much intact though lol
Have a great week
At least it sounds like you enjoy some things about your job not everyone gets to pose like that!
Which toothpaste do you need to clean your elephant tusk??
Chick: I thought you had one in your back yard by the slide?
Robert: What? The wax is building up again .... bigger phycie????
Drowsey: Sears is a good place for Dickies and tools. That's why I'm a model.
Rolando: Sure, you can come along. We will all ride in your Avalanch
Jesse: If you know a Peaty.. that's him. Models are fickle (what?)
Mighty: I tag u.. he he he he heee
Trinity: The memory of an elephant is only surpassed by his appetite for peanuts!
Colin: Take a peak in my ear and check it out :-)
Sherry G: I am a lucky model, no?? Nice to see you!!
Burja: Ultra Bright Jumbo Bonus Pack (LOL)
I WAS gonna say something about your sack of peanuts...but then I remembered, I Am A Lady.
Never mind.
;)
OLGA: You are an ambassador and a lady. Your picture reminds me of Tom Selleck's moustache...
I do not have a moustache anymore.
Santa thinks I look like a pair of sunglasses. That jolly ol' soul!
Now that I look again... Santa is correct. He knows that I was sleeping too (**)
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