My day off in Hollydale is full of surprises. I use my time away from work to ponder world problems and solve the unknown. I am not blogging today, just making a few posts and commenting on sites with free food. I like buffets (buff ettes) as I call them.
I did not comb my hair today, and it's a little embarrassing. Wouldn't want a picture of myself leaking out to the public, that's for sure! To cover up this disaster like a Clinton scandal, I will use my favorite bowl.
I used to always wear a hat. Now I never do for fear that my last remaining scalp coverage will elude me and fall out. Getting older is great for increasing your intellect. Bad for hair. I am far less silly now that I'm in my 40's.
Here I demonstrate my skill of Chi. I am a karate man and a black belt as you all well know. It is important to have great balance and react quickly to danger. By performing some simple exercises, I become one with nature, and fear only mean women.
Alright, so I am blogging today. Yes, it's true. When I enter the Internet battle field, I prepare for some serious challenge. You must be swift, or readers will toss you into the pit of lost URL's. Were is everyone? That's what you'll say. I am wearing my blog-o-met gear and ready for the long road to blogs everywhere, USA / Japan. Does anyone blog in Norway?
Monday, November 12, 2007
Bill Clinton Scandal with Hillary Sauce
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Funny as usual. I like the green hat
Looking pretty sexy in that first photo...kind of Grizzly Adams meets Sears Model Guy. Today's my day off too but nooo way I'm getting in front of a camera. You're a brave man. (and a funny one)
Again Speedy sets the fashion trend this year...I can see a trip to the flea market for new head gear is in order....
I think I like the Chrome Dome best! Although the cup is funny too! LOL You're crazy man!!! Hee hee hee!
Fasy: That green one is my Monday hat!
Drowsey: WELL... if you do set forth a day off picture, I will run around the block in my underwear... hopefully not getting arrested AGAIN.
Robert: I have seen your head gear..and you might try throwing out those bell bottoms! J/K :)
Aunt J: With the right mellon protection, I can ram through the side of a brick building... then ask for directions to the bathroom.
As much as I'd like to see you run the neighbourhood in your undies...I just can't do it lol
LMAO! Your hats are faboo. O adore the chrome dome! Very creative my friend!
Drowsey: YES YOU CAN!!!!!!!
Janice: Yes, this is true, but I can't get that rascle off of my head! It's stuck on ... someone help me for the love of God!!
I want what you've been drinking!
The green bowl becomes you! It makes your eyes look...well..more green ;-)
Thanks for alerting me that you found me among the "hot" members on MyBlogLog. It's been years since I was a "hot" somethin'! LOL
What's a day off?!?!!
Your chrome-dome look reminds me of Crusty's pot-head pic! LOL!
Thanks for posting my badge, you Speedy Pie you! :)
Hmm, you may be onto something here. You going to release a line of Speedcat Chapeaus?
SA
I'd like to see you in one of those big fruit basket hats- the tall ones with a big pineapple.
I like the first green hat. Makes me think of Robin Hood and one of his merry men. You'd be Big John I think. Except for the stealing part. What's next? Speedy in green tights?
If you're wondering what I'm up to (which is highly flattering - thoughts of me taking up space in Speedy's head!) you must have some free time!
Chrome Dome IS funny!!
oh - regarding what I'm doing today...wondering what antics YOU are up to! You do have good flow of Chi. You obviously don't suffer from any blockages if you can balance a red mug on your head.
Mrs. Flirty: Well sure! I will mix one up for you and deliver it right to your door (he heeee)
Robin: You noticed my eyes are green? One million Speedcat points to you... and an award :)
Olga: awwww shucks Ms bra....(blushing) If a man could only have more supportive and meshy pals in this bra-kish world.
SA: Speedcat Chapeaus?? What the heck is that? Off to Google again! (great post over at your site) :-)
Froggy: For you, I will keep my eye trained, and hopefully find one to post here. Rivvvet
MsQ: Well... the fruity pineapple hat maybe, green tights? Ohh what the heck, I am confident enough in my masculinity to pull it off.
MsQ: A double comment... well...
Yes it's true. The only blockages I have are in my colon from eating too many steak dinners at Bonanza. You can come too sometime, and I'll order you some chicken. (LOL!!!)
See, I do care!
Do not get haircut or shave....ever! If I were into dudes (which I'm not cuz I am a chicken and that would just be WRONG) I would totally be into a furry one. I'm just sayin...
Chicken: OK! I take advice very seriously, as I am not the best at making wise decisions. I will get furrier and furrier, and post my progress. Really!
Good to see you, Chick :-)
Speeeedy H
21 BlackJack!!!!! oh, sorry
I like the chrome bling! Bwahahaha, you're too freaking funny Eric!
Rolando: I though you may have bought one of those new cars and started driving all over the USA... good to see you R.R.
hahaha.. I always get a good laugh everytime I visit you and every time you visit me! haha.. you are too funny and creative!
Please come to my blog to take your dolphin..
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