I have been researching blogs with high traffic lately, and found one common ground that all of the major "power blogs" have in common. My results showed that each and every one had celebrity news, gossip and photos. This got me to thinking... since I NEVER copy photos from the Internet (well, once), I will have to become a celebrity and start a big muckety muck with another celebrity to become tabloid worthy. This is the story of a cat and a wither spoon!
I met Reese Witherspoon just 2 hours after my flight landed in Hollywood. We made eye contact, and the girl fell hard and heavy for me. This was pretty good, because Reese has a great nose and we both love chicken. She said to me, "Mr. Speedcat Hollywood, will you escort me to the big awards show tonight?" Of course, I said yes. "Ohhhhh man will this be great for my blog", I kept thinking to myself.
The Red Carpet was all a-buzz with network cameras and reporters. They wanted us to stop and give interviews, and I even gave Reese a french kiss that lasted for 20 minutes to help make this night interesting. Everyone gasped, and cried "WhOOOOOOOO!!!!"
That was enough hype for me and I flew home to Hollydale. Reese wants me to come back out to L.A., but my heart is here....and hers is broken. A small price to pay for some darn traffic at this site! Funny thing is, I did not take any pictures myself. This one was copied from "Celebrity Blog 2000 "
Sunday, September 02, 2007
I am Famous, You are Not Ms. Witherspoon
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I believe this method of posting celebrity new works. On my truck forum we typed 'Paris Hilton' about 50 times in a posts and the Google and Spider count went from about 38 to about 98 in a matter of minutes, hahaha.
I knew that was you! I saw the two of you on TV. She probably cries her eyes out each night. How could you break such a pretty girl's heart?
(loved this post)
I didn't mean to. I told her if she had less than 21 posts on my site that I was going to leave her, lol.
I think this post is one of my best, and might just quit blogging now while I am ahead...
Hey get back to work so we have something to talk about, lol.
You site is the only site open tonight. Everyone else is on Holiday.
My darling Uncle the emmys aren't until next weekend! Your photos are fake!! Bad, bad Uncle!!!!!
That is why this is FUN. HEY!!!! Janice NW just stopped in. Whoooo hooo!!
Hello Janice! Did Eric pull you into the dark side. :)
This is a good cat Rolando :)
He sure is!
I caught Speedcat doing 75 in a 50 zone...arrest Andy, arrest!
I amprobably the only person on this earth who hasn't had their picture taken with Paris Hilton (picture Milton I didn't say anything else) so seeing you arm in arm with Ms. Witherspoon sends me absolutely frantic with envy....are you sure that picture wasn't taken at a golf course..I hear sequined dresses are De Rigeur on the links this year...I was thinking of breaking out my old elvis costume for my next round...
Ha Haaa!
Nascar and the Canadian Curmudgeon: If you wear the Elvis get-up, I will pay for the day and wear my Sam Snead action wear.
...and the picture is real JNW!!
You two look totally happy together! hehe
Awwww!!!! Poor Reese! You are such a heart breaker Speedcat..Can't wait to see who you grace the red carpet with :) lol
Reese likes chicken? Who wudda thunk it. I figgered her a vegan. A 20 minute french (little F?) kiss? Yow. Parlez voo frahn-say-how-ya doin'?
It takes a man of discernment to appreciate her nose. I think of her chin as her defining feature.
I wish I hadn't read this post. I had no idea you were a heart-breaker. But I guess it's something you can't help. I mean, you're Speedcat. It's what Speedcats do.
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