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Sunday, November 22, 2009

1. Ladynred2. Sally in WA, USA3. Ruby, Germany4. Simply The Best5. daily nourishment6. mousey7. Color Magic- Photography8. Coffeedoff UK 9. Rose- Korea10. Dimple ID USA11. peachkins12. Stine in Ontario13. Quiltworks, MA, USA14. Nadine, Bulgaria15. Manang Kim, USA16. Yellow Cheesie Turkey Almondeeene WOO HOOOOOOOOOOO ! 18. Life expressions19. Fickle In PInk, Philippines20. Annas Adornments21. Happily Retired Gal22. Vicky -Malaysia 23. Vivapinay - Philippines24. MARITZ - Philippines25. photo phase26. http://www.facilityserv.net/2009/11/mellow-yellow-monday-1-gen-loves-yellow.html27. Violet Sky28. Magical Mystical Teacher29. JOHN ( my 74 yr old moms painting)30. AMAZING GRACE ( Detox?) 31. January, Philippines32. Sailor John33. Ann Chin New Zealand34. Mona Sweden35. My Memories and Crystals36. http://liz.mommyslittlecorner.com/37. life's jpurney38. Terri - teelgee39. Twirland Taste- Kathy Bates40. CCW41. Ladyhightower's Meme Castle-my new blog for memes42. b13 : leaves43. Mira44. You're next!

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Friday, November 20, 2009

Red Box Star Trek Review for One Dollar

I found a new promotion for the "Red Box" Star Trek movie on line. The deal? ... post a blog with a review of the movie and get a free rental. That would be a ONE DOLLAR value! Of course, I decided to take them up on this incredible super bargain.
Between the registration time and actual blogging time ( one hour ) I have projected my earnings to be in the one dollar per hour range. Of course, after taxes this will be about 53c . Only problem is I wasted all my time doing all the above and did not have time to watch the DVD.
Here is my plan: Have someone COMMENT about how they liked the movie, and then I will copy ( plagiarize you ). That should fulfill my contract, no?

If redbox has a problem with that, well they can just get a hold of my lawyer, Shielah Copenhauggens.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Sarah Palin Large TV Energy Eggos at Dollar Tree

Hurricane Palin rolls into town !!

Sarah Palin has been in the media a LOT. Many believe that her appearance on Oprah was a sign of end times. You Betcha!

They say she has a big following by male conservatives, and is despised by females. This is not true, because yesterday a woman told me she would date Palin any time.

The big news in Hollydale? Palin will be appearing in Minnesota at the Mall of America in Bloomington. I received my invitation [ RIGHT ] in the mail two days ago, addressed to "Current Male Resident". I would go, but have racquetball league finals that day.
In related news, Levi Johnston Says No to the Palin Thanksgiving ... but says yes to a Playgirl spread. He will not show the Toyota Prius. Must have the 1.2 liter motor ...

Before I get any negative comments about the junk mail scan with buxom photos, please note that my intentions were simply to gain a few million image search visitors.

California Imposes Rule for Efficiency on Some TVs

California regulators gave final approval on Wednesday to the first mandatory U.S. energy curbs on television sets. This growing, but often overlooked power drain accounts for 15 percent of home electric bills in the state. When fully implemented, California's standards will be the most stringent for new TVs in the world, said Noah Horowitz, a senior scientist for the Natural Resources Defense Council.
Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger stated that this new policy is for regular citizens, and he would mot have any girly man TV's in HIS mansion.

Eggo maker warns buyers of shortage

Kelloggs says there will be a nationwide shortage of its popular Eggo frozen waffles until next summer because of interruptions in production at two of the four plants that make them.

The company's Atlanta plant was shut down for an undisclosed period by a September storm that dumped historic amounts of rain in the area. Meanwhile, several production lines at its largest bakery in Tennessee are closed indefinitely for repairs.
It will take until the middle of 2012 before shelves around the country are stocked at pre-shutdown levels, and customers are already noticing near empty Eggo shelves in the freezer aisle.
I bought the entire inventory of Eggos at the Hollydale Market, and now have frantic people at my door every day. You can guess what I tell them ....

Leggo MY Eggos you Heathens !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fed officials play down impact of weak dollar at Dollar Tree

Fed officials play down impact of weak dollar by taking field trip to the Dollar Tree in Washington DC.

Dallas Fed President Richard Fisher said in an interview with Market News International that panic is just silly. Just open your eyes, and take a look at this whole store full of consumer goods! Pans, cat litter, ravioli, books, plastic flower arrangements .... you name it!

"The only problem with dollar stores is the fact that shopping carts are made for really tiny people". Why they are so F'in small is beyond me. Most people dump the aluminum cans out of their "own" large carts, and bring them inside.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Free Short Film ate the Hollydale Theater

here comes the Starship Enterprise to pick up the girls for their ride around sector 9 . . .

Hollydale Golf Course

Playing November golf here in Minnesota is a gift. I played Hollydale Golf Course on Monday 11/16 with a warm 51 degree sun shining over frozen ponds. By the end of the round as the sun set on the horizon, the temperature had dropped to a cool 39 F.
Below are some photos from what may have been the most fun afternoon of the year. My score you ask? .... 76. I think I played better than that number, by my short game let me down on the back nine.

Short Video from hole #6

Monday, November 16, 2009

Indiana Terminator

ACT I

Indiana Speedcat: You're not from around here, are you?

Irina Spalko: And where is it you would imagine I am from ... Doctor Speedcat?

Indiana Speedcat: Well the way you're sinkin your teeth into those v-double-u's, I should think Eastern Ukraine.

Mutt Williams: Whoa Nellie, what about the legend of the gold city?

Indiana Speedcat: Well, the Ugha word for 'gold' translates as 'treasure' ... but their treasure wasn't gold, it was knowledge. Knowledge was their treasure.

ACT II

Indiana Speedcat: Who is your mother, again?

Mutt Williams: Mary, Mary Williams. You don't remember her?

Indiana Speedcat: There's been a lot of Marys, kid.

Mutt Williams: [punches the table] Shut up! That's my mother you're talking about, okay! That's my mother.

Indiana Speedcat: You don't have to get all sore all the time just to prove how tough you are. Sit down. Sit down, please.

Irina Spalko: You fight like a young man, eager to begin, quick to finish!

Marion Ravenwood: I'm sure I wasn't the only one to get on with my life. There must have been plenty of women for you over the years.

Indiana Speedcat: There were a million, but they all had the same problem

Marion Ravenwood: Yeah? What's that?

Indiana Speedcat: They weren't you, baby.

Dr. Silberman: Why didn't you bring any weapons, something more advanced? Don't you have, uh, ray guns? Show me a piece of future technology.

Kyle Reese: You go naked. Something about the field generated by a living organism - nothing dead will go.

Dr. Silberman: Why?

Kyle Reese: I didn't build the f`ing thing!

Dr. Silberman: Okay, okay. But this cyborg, if it's metal...

Indiana Crystal Skull from Mayan Space Travelers

Kyle Reese: Surrounded by living tissue!

Indiana Speedcat: Make my day, I will B bahk

Dr. Silberman: What an idiot !!!

Indiana Speedcat: With the 8 billion Terra byte skulls, I will make you the stooopid one. [kicks Dr. Siberman in ballsak]

Darth Vader: I am your father Indiana Speedcat

Indiana Speedcat: OOOOOOhhhhhhhh BER ..... OOOOOOhhhhhhhh BER

Marion Ravenwood: Such a geek

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About the Author of Indiana Terminator in his study

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Speedcat Hollydale was born in 1877, and currently resides in the town named after ABBA-DAYA HOLLYDALE SR. He has written 5071 mini novelettes, and is working on a new golf blog that nobody seems to give a crap about. On the mantle are 3 Nobel Prizes for literature, three Pulitzer Prizes, and one Oscar for the "Venture Hollidalian" screenplay. He is single and actively seeking a new bride.