Bubble Wrap Ephemeral Messages

ephemeral messages concur with evolution
human spirit fading from dreams to insipid path
harmony blends with entropy as time fleets
a shell, a boundary, a circle of invulnerability
refuge has an amalgamate pool of reflections

vision creates vision

as tide rushes in we retreat 2 the harbors
there she waits so find her breeze
floating along the shore
who you are, were .. and who you will be

The FOX and the CAT and a Shallot at THAT

The Fox and The Cat

A CAT was bragging to a FOX of his clever ways of facebooking, photoshopping, posts, and 1005 ways of cooking chiken.
"I have an LG full of pictures to mutate, 1005 ways of cooking chiken" the CAT said, "and a hundred ways of being funny with words. I know A LOT of technology, and I'm very very clever."
"I have only one way, and I'm a blonde," said the FOX; "but I can generally manage with that, and with the help of a highlighting here and there."


So time went on, the FOX saw how very clever and funny the CAT was, and loved his videos, his texts, posts, and all things CAT. The FOX grew quite fond of the CAT, and wanted nothing more than to be with the CAT. The CAT in the interim went about playing with bubble wrap, golf balls and taking extraordinarily long hot showers, and plotting, posting, liking, reading Space Today on a daily basis, growing brain power.


The FOX saw all the comments coming through on the CAT's post. The CAT, very popular and loved by all, said "Smootchie!" The FOX immediately went to her laptop and did the only thing she knew how to do. She posted a simple picture. This is my simple plan," said the FOX. "What are you going to do?"

The CAT thought first of one photoshop, then another, even better trick popped into his head and he started in the other direction. Then the CAT stopped. Another trick had come to him but he wasn't quite sure if it was better than the second one he'd had. The CAT always could post a port-a-potty picture... well maybe....The CAT could always help the FOX's enemy post photoshop pictures ! The CAT could always always try and scare the FOX with his feet !


While he was debating time ticked away, like the cat's in the cradle with the silver spoon. Meanwhile, the FOX was silently waiting, posting just one picture. A picture of the CATS feet which she thought were cute.


And at last, the CAT in his confusion as to which picture was best was lassoed by the FOX. They ordered pizza with shallots. Lipstick was smeared (the CAT was wearing some that day), oh and people starred because, well, you know, a CAT & a FOX.


Moral of the story: sometimes things are the way they are. Including FOXes who fall hopelessly for CATs, even those that live in a land far, far away.

From Drop Box

The End (kindof)
written by a Blond Bren Fox

Snow Golf in Boots

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Pee on some Bushes and Trees

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Lahzagnee n Gooda Cheese Repeat

Like a bridge
over troubled Lasagna
I will have Goooda cheese
The noodles will be wide
.. and thin like Twiggy

I am like linggueenie
with a nice orange sauce
You can be the boss
cause I love you like Lasagna!

When you weary and small
When tears are in your eyes
I will dry them all
I am on your side like tetrazeeeni
... friends just can't be found
Like a bridge over Lasagna
I will lay me down
Like a bridge over troubled Lasagna
I will lay me down


When you down and out ...
When you on the street,
When evening falls so hard
I will comfort you
I'll take your part

When darkness comes
And meat juice is all around
Like a bridge over troubled Lasagna
I will lay me down
Like a bridge over troubled Lasagna
I will lay me down

Sail on Cookie and Mardy
Sail on by !!
Your time has come to shine like tomato sauce
All your dreams are on the molten cheeses
See how they shine ( ha haaa !!! )

If you need a friend
I'm sailing right behind
Like a bridge over Lasagna
I will ease your mind .... OHH YES I will ( dooo da doooo )
Like a bridge over troubled Lasagna
I will ease the hungries 4 U

Wild Late Night Kitty Show 2

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Notebooks for 2012

So I am on my phone Tweeting with blog pals and I hear "I am in jail". What? Well .... because I had NO computer, I could not see the photo at the Bahdette Peters Times Post. I was hold-up in a hotel on the Canadian border using a cell phone like a notebook (laptop) . Not so easy. NOT jail. Not really anyway.

I wonder how they found this picture from the Hollydale Gazzzels circa 1988? I thought I bought every copy ...


Even stranger, I saw this billboard traveling down Interstate 77
Sure, I know why I am looking at the HOT chick, but how did I get there? The real problem was that my URL was not listed at the bottom. What good is publicity if it does not drive traffic to the Speedcat Hollydale Page? Some people have blogs, some have SPLOGS (which suck), and some have web sites. I have a page. What defines being a "Page" and not a "Blog"? The difference lies mainly in content. Mine is random and contains way to many pictures.
Ehhh, that's how I do it.

(singing) This is how we dooo it ... when your life is mostly work, and there is nothing much to say aye aye aye .... THIS IS HOW WE DO IT!!!!

I hardly EVER travel far enough to need a hotel anymore. When did the price go from 49.00 dollars to 5000 dollars? SHAZAM ... Here is an exciting slide show for you. (Yes ... just YOU!)



Back to hotel pricing, I thought I knew the answer to the "inflation" when I went into the shitter. WOW !!! Looky here, a phone right next to the throne. Excited, I picked up and tried to call Guido Sarduci in Poland. Why not use some long distance miles on my Gold Card? Well, the blasted thing did NOT have a keypad. Stupid is as stooopid does, I wondered if it was voice activated, and proceded to "SAY" the numbers. One .... Eight Hundred ..... Seven .... etc etc
Nothing! Crazy thing is, it had a fan motor inside.

TO COOL DOWN WHAT !?!!

I was upset, and jumped on the bed until the box spring snapped. In retrospect, this action was worth the overnight price in itself.
Being home again is great. Having a computer and a KEYBOARD again is great. Being as far away from Canada as possible is great.

Canadians are lunatics.


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Speedcat Hollydale - "Old Towne Speedcat Goin Down the River "
When Speedcat Hollydale announced he was going to release his single “Old Towne Speedcat Goin Down the River,” legend has it Scott Stapp got over himself and David Lee Roth and Eddie Van Halen started making out with each other.But Speedcat would have none of that: instead of muscling his Les Paul and Marshall stacks into the studio, Speedcat does is solo and acapella from his very own kitchen.Personally, I think this has way more influence on modern music than Kurt Cobain ever did.